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got_nugs said:
The machine!  He warmed Tallahassee up for me, I missed him by 2 years or so.  Tom Segura is fat.
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Brother these **ckin' guys. Episode 50 of the two bears broadcast is about 36 hours old when you reading this. I've already said too much. Yo. J-Word. out of you and Carlos who is Burt and who is Tom. Because y'all are in my **ckin' head watching this 50th ep rn.

 
facook said:
@ChainsawU Where you been bud?  Been a tough weekend for the ol' facooker...Indy play helped.  I was on it, glad you were too.  Could use some more of your sitch stuff to get through the insane football betting weekends.
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Okay. I'll tell you what I did. Me and the porn queen were here one night. It was around 1 am and she's dying my hair blonde. Been growing it out about a year. And all the sudden this girl wants pancakes. She calls them strawberry crepes because she's an entitled breakfast-eater, but you and I both know the truth. We all know the truth. Sup fellas. One light, one love. Anyhow, when the favor dude rolled thru I inquired about some cinnamon toast blunts and next thing you know he bunked at my place for 5 days while we peppered the city with custom apparel. Dude opened a whole new market for me, we ate a saintload of wings, and he saw the inside of his first gentleman's chill-spot.

That gentleman's night I got the waitress' phone number, SHE called and we set up a date two days later, and then an hour before she showed up to the date I received a blizzard of textuals from her and booty queen - revealing the fact that the two of them are best friends/ roll dawgs. U feel me? I got catfished in real life. Admittedly, her name and residence did sound familiar. But we roll the dice in here AMIRITE.

Long story short, I hopped on tinder and have been sleeping at a big girl's apartment, and she has the highest IQ of any person I've ever met. She a recent-divorced business consultant, yo.

 
ChainsawU said:
Okay. I'll tell you what I did. Me and the porn queen were here one night. It was around 1 am and she's dying my hair blonde. Been growing it out about a year. And all the sudden this girl wants pancakes. She calls them strawberry crepes because she's an entitled breakfast-eater, but you and I both know the truth. We all know the truth. Sup fellas. One light, one love. Anyhow, when the favor dude rolled thru I inquired about some cinnamon toast blunts and next thing you know he bunked at my place for 5 days while we peppered the city with custom apparel. Dude opened a whole new market for me, we ate a saintload of wings, and he saw the inside of his first gentleman's chill-spot.

That gentleman's night I got the waitress' phone number, SHE called and we set up a date two days later, and then an hour before she showed up to the date I received a blizzard of textuals from her and booty queen - revealing the fact that the two of them are best friends/ roll dawgs. U feel me? I got catfished in real life. Admittedly, her name and residence did sound familiar. But we roll the dice in here AMIRITE.

Long story short, I hopped on tinder and have been sleeping at a big girl's apartment, and she has the highest IQ of any person I've ever met. She a recent-divorced business consultant, yo.
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If I may be so bold, higher iq big gals are way better at teh sex than skinny low iq ones. I approve of this message and I purposely mispelled teh in case you were wondering. 

 
ChainsawU said:
Okay. I'll tell you what I did. Me and the porn queen were here one night. It was around 1 am and she's dying my hair blonde. Been growing it out about a year. And all the sudden this girl wants pancakes. She calls them strawberry crepes because she's an entitled breakfast-eater, but you and I both know the truth. We all know the truth. Sup fellas. One light, one love. Anyhow, when the favor dude rolled thru I inquired about some cinnamon toast blunts and next thing you know he bunked at my place for 5 days while we peppered the city with custom apparel. Dude opened a whole new market for me, we ate a saintload of wings, and he saw the inside of his first gentleman's chill-spot.

That gentleman's night I got the waitress' phone number, SHE called and we set up a date two days later, and then an hour before she showed up to the date I received a blizzard of textuals from her and booty queen - revealing the fact that the two of them are best friends/ roll dawgs. U feel me? I got catfished in real life. Admittedly, her name and residence did sound familiar. But we roll the dice in here AMIRITE.

Long story short, I hopped on tinder and have been sleeping at a big girl's apartment, and she has the highest IQ of any person I've ever met. She a recent-divorced business consultant, yo.
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I might need a flow chart

 
AndrewClark said:
If I may be so bold, higher iq big gals are way better at teh sex than skinny low iq ones. I approve of this message and I purposely mispelled teh in case you were wondering. 
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IDk about that good buddy. The bigger ones put forth more effort because they know that they have to but that doesn't mean that they are "better" per se. Kinda of like a HOF QB mailing it in because he can versus the walk on who HAS to hustle all the time. Doesn't make the walk on better at Football necessarily. 

Speaking of football, Bears getting STEAMED down to +3.5. Buddy of mine bet TB early in the week at -6.5 ! Why? I have no idea, but he shared this with me when we golfed before work this morning. 

 
I got:

Tampa -3.5

Tampa/Chicago UNDER 44.5

MLB:

Tampa +124 ML

Tampa/NY OVER 9

Forgot to look for player props....dammit.

 
If you take the Bills OR the Titans in the Circa Millions, you'll get a half-point. If this was the last week of the month, and potential quarterly prizes were on the line, that might look attractive. But it's the first week and everybody is gonna go 5-0  :D

 
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kevzilla said:
If you take the Bills OR the Titans in the Circa Millions, you'll get a half-point. If this was the last week of the month, and potential quarterly prizes were on the line, that might look attractive. But it's the first week and everybody is gonna go 5-0  :D
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Lol, now they've removed it

 
Fournette active has driven down ROJO numbers, I’d bet his overs now because fournette is emergency only, rojo gonna run like crazy(and Brady unders as well)

 
jamil said:
GOOD JOB NAGY YOU T.W.A.T
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What am I missing? How did Nagy hurt anyone? His horrific clock management allowed me to cash my terrible evans o4.5 wager, big Nagy fan.  Also his use of cordarelle at RB allowed me to cash Monty u51.5 and 49.5

Nagy  :wub:

 
lumpy19 said:
What am I missing? How did Nagy hurt anyone? His horrific clock management allowed me to cash my terrible evans o4.5 wager, big Nagy fan.  Also his use of cordarelle at RB allowed me to cash Monty u51.5 and 49.5

Nagy  :wub:
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I fell asleep but woke up to a 5-2 prop day, stupid Gronk ruined the sweep

 
regularguy said:
:thumbup:    I've half-jokingly tried to get my 15 yo son to help me with prep. or watching for lines to drop, but he just wants to know what kind of % cut he would get. <_<  
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I have a team with my boys (9yo twins).  Right before we left for baseball practice I told them that Mike Evans might not play...what do y'all want to do?

-"Move Tyler Boyd from flex to WR and put in Montgomery at flex"

In the car, got the notification on my watch that Evans was going to play....so I asked, what do y'all want to do?

-"Take out Boyd and put in Evans.  Leave Montgomery at flex"

I let them make the call even thought I probably would've taken Evans out for Boyd (I got burned by Julio in another league last week with him not being 100%)

Think these kids are going somewhere.....

 
regularguy said:
:thumbup:    I've half-jokingly tried to get my 15 yo son to help me with prep. or watching for lines to drop, but he just wants to know what kind of % cut he would get. <_<  
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It changes - as they get older, they get more into it. The kid across the street and AB, Jr have a much better idea of what they are doing at their ages than when I was their age. Sites like Draftkings and fanduel certainly helped speed up that learning curve. 

Now, if I can just convince them that when they think "there is no way that bet can possibly lose..." well, we know how that goes most of the time.. the kid across the street has said "I have a lock" 3 times in the last two weeks... yup, those are 0-3 including a "NO WAY CAN THE MARLINS LOSE TODAY..." yesterday....... 

 
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