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this new thread ain't balanced out yet. it doesn't feel right. like when your number two girl says the thins wouldn't fit you anyway even though they were on sale. basically it's gross

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Alright I got one for you. Call me on the phone. Landline. So I can pick it up while I am in my hot tub and you are in bed with three women. Three women in lingerie - one of which now has to pee and leaves the room because the phone rang. You're forty pounds overweight and black. And we, both of us, have airplane tickets to Los Angeles. What time is it.

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8 minutes ago, swirvenirvin said:

No more bye weeks:X

 

Gotta see what I can get done before our Christmas party, but doubt I can get in all the games this week. 

Unacceptable.

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10 minutes ago, swirvenirvin said:

No more bye weeks:X

 

Gotta see what I can get done before our Christmas party, but doubt I can get in all the games this week. 

let us know which games you need help with. we can make this a group effort.

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4 minutes ago, Frostillicus said:

Unacceptable.

I mean I can cap same games tonight when I get home after drinking for 6 hours if you want

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2 minutes ago, swirvenirvin said:

I mean I can cap same games tonight when I get home after drinking for 6 hours if you want

Fine by me.

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2 minutes ago, swirvenirvin said:

I mean I can cap same games tonight when I get home after drinking for 6 hours if you want

I find my work to be of much higher quality when I have a solid buzz. 

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10 minutes ago, WilliamBonney said:

I find my work to be of much higher quality when I have a solid buzz. 

im usually drinking some scotch or wisky when I do my stuff, but I'll be way past that stage tonight especially with a DD

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17 minutes ago, swirvenirvin said:

I mean I can cap same games tonight when I get home after drinking for 6 hours if you want

I figured you were normally drunk :shrug:

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1 hour ago, swirvenirvin said:

No more bye weeks:X

 

Gotta see what I can get done before our Christmas party, but doubt I can get in all the games this week. 

Just concentrate on picking winners 

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only 9 1:00 Games

 

Cin/Cleveland - probably a dumb game...pass

Den/Tenn - Dumb.  Pass

Indy/Tenn - could be OK

Pitt/Buff - seems like always a lot of plays with Pitt

SD/CAR - dumb.  pass

Min/JAX - Bradford Over, RB Unders, Thielen Overs, Rudolph Overs, Bortles Unders, Robinson Unders

Philly/Wash - probably a lot of plays...definitely Sproles Under

Zona/Miami - dumb.  pass.  maybe Landry Unders.  Also probably see Fitz u7 and u67 or something and he'll go for 12 and 68

Det/Chi - always fun seeing Tate screw us on a busted play.  Howard probably will rattle off some 60 yarder when Bears are down 17 in the 4th to go over too

4:00

SF/NYJ - guessing mass unders

TB/NO - should be a fun one...maybe even see an Over play

ATL/LA - dumb but maybe some Falcons unders

Sea/GB - should be good game but not for props

 

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alright I've got one for you. do you remember the time Ref accidentally replied all and was like, "I cut my teeth," and he caught hell from saying that. do you remember that. what is he some kind of numbers guy or something. yo I remember when Ref went to Sicily but they accidentally dropped him off in Italy and the sandwiches there turned out to be amazing.

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do you think Kurt wears a pinky ring. or whatever his name is. yo what if he wore seven rings. do you think Kurt is a pseudonym that Robert Horry uses.

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19 minutes ago, ChainsawU said:

yo this one talk to yall later

2nd comment -" id go so ####### hard on lil debies little ### omfg"

 

:lmao:

 

ETA- Looked her up on wiki and her b-day is Feb. 2. I have had relations with a girl born on groundhog day before and it was great over and over and over again. 

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I don't think it's one of those lateral half-spin inappropriate toothed gifs on a spherical axis. honestly dude that is what women aspire to. yo I just found that and I can't wait to show my friends you know what I mean. yo you need friends like this

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I was at the bank yesterday asking for a loan and she was like, "How do you do permitting?" And I was like,
"It's called strategic relationships."
And she laughed her ### off

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1 hour ago, Dan Lambskin said:

only 9 1:00 Games

 

Cin/Cleveland - probably a dumb game...pass  (Hill over yards, Eifert overs, Pryor Overs, Barnidge unders, Crowell under)

Den/Tenn - Dumb.  Pass (Den unders if Pax starts, Tenn unders except of course Rishard)

Indy/Tenn - could be OK (Gore under, Lamar over)

Pitt/Buff - seems like always a lot of plays with Pitt (Bell, Brown, Green overs; Watkins over yards)

SD/CAR - dumb.  pass (Gordon over, TBenjamin under, Stewart Over, KBenjamin under, Olsen over receptions)

Min/JAX - Bradford Over, RB Unders, Thielen Overs, Rudolph Overs, Bortles Unders, Robinson Unders (Nailed it)

Philly/Wash - probably a lot of plays...definitely Sproles Under (Mathews under, Wentz over comp, Kirk over yards, Reed unders)

Zona/Miami - dumb.  pass.  maybe Landry Unders.  Also probably see Fitz u7 and u67 or something and he'll go for 12 and 68 (LOL)

Det/Chi - always fun seeing Tate screw us on a busted play.  Howard probably will rattle off some 60 yarder when Bears are down 17 in the 4th to go over too (Nailed it)

4:00

SF/NYJ - guessing mass unders (Yep, except Kaep rushing yards)

TB/NO - should be a fun one...maybe even see an Over play (Martin and Ingram under yards)

ATL/LA - dumb but maybe some Falcons unders (Goff and Gurley under yards -- Gurley under has lost once this year I think)

Sea/GB - should be good game but not for props (Graham over, Rawls under, Cobb under, Starks under)

 

Please see mine.  I bet I hit at least 20% winners here.

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I bet when Dan meets a new woman he says, "Nice to meet you. I am Dan Lambskin. It's a tongue-twister." And then she says it three times fast, but not too fast. Yo our waitress last night had a speech impediment. Holy crap, she could talk but whenever she formed words. And she had blonde hair and lipstick on. So it was like, holy crap this functional, brain-damaged woman is hot as hell and, as my boy who sells cars would say - probably more easily culled from the herd. Dude it was a spectacle.

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all unders IMO

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So I action-junkie bet James Madison -7 and over 86 tonight in FCS football based on nothing more than steam on the side and a few internet statement from dildos on the internet on the total.  I'm already pretty depressed about College Football being in the home stretch.  :kicksrock:

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10 minutes ago, The Busy, The Tired said:

I've got a date tonight, so I'm gonna have to get my picks done early tonight and schedule strategic bathroom breaks to get them on.

 

*groan*

You'll get some leg tonight for sure. (BTW, Pics or it didn't happen)

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Raptors are coming off a B2B to face Boston who will still be without Isaiah Thomas. The Raptors took 2 of 3 against the Celtics last year and split in Boston.

Despite the B2B there is too much fire power and defense for the Celtics to keep up with. Love the Raptors at +105 but will gladly buy the halfpoint to get them at:

 

Raptors +2 (buy halfpoint), -120

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5 minutes ago, The Busy, The Tired said:

Raptors are coming off a B2B to face Boston who will still be without Isaiah Thomas. The Raptors took 2 of 3 against the Celtics last year and split in Boston.

Despite the B2B there is too much fire power and defense for the Celtics to keep up with. Love the Raptors at +105 but will gladly buy the halfpoint to get them at:

 

Raptors +2 (buy halfpoint), -120

Wait...Raptors or Huskies?

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Pucks:

Blue Jackets  -110
Devils/Blues  O5  (-140)
Blues TT O2.5  (-140)
Oilers/Wild   OT-Y   (+280)
 

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40 minutes ago, The Busy, The Tired said:

Raptors are coming off a B2B to face Boston who will still be without Isaiah Thomas. The Raptors took 2 of 3 against the Celtics last year and split in Boston.

Despite the B2B there is too much fire power and defense for the Celtics to keep up with. Love the Raptors at +105 but will gladly buy the halfpoint to get them at:

 

Raptors +2 (buy halfpoint), -120

I've got +2 1/2  at -110.............is money pouring in on BOS?

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7 minutes ago, gussy said:

I've got +2 1/2  at -110.............is money pouring in on BOS?

I'll be damned, the line moved on my site too. Carroll ruled out, guess that could move the line by a half point but it doesn't make a huge difference to me.

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volleyball players, dude. and then roller derby chicks too. just like a fine wine you don't find a lot

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22 minutes ago, The Busy, The Tired said:

Shoulda taken Cavs at half, we'all see what happens!

:no:  Alternate jerseys.

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13 hours ago, ChainsawU said:

Alright I got one for you. Call me on the phone. Landline. So I can pick it up while I am in my hot tub and you are in bed with three women. Three women in lingerie - one of which now has to pee and leaves the room because the phone rang. You're forty pounds overweight and black. And we, both of us, have airplane tickets to Los Angeles. What time is it.

God, it's curiously strange how much I miss this stuff

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Just now, The Busy, The Tired said:

@gussy, you hit that with me? I'm the only NBA sharp you need, baby!!!

I hit the 2 1/2 and passed it on to a handful of my buddies. Good job.

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