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Not sure what to make of STL off the long layoff or these 7 inning games - but...

KC/MIN O8 Ev - this is only 7 innings, but I am counting on the arsonists to help us out here. I will have more this evening. 

 
So,  I just realized that during the PGA, thinking I added to the Xander to win position, I was actually betting on Xander to win the US Open!  So I have that going for me, which is good. 

For once, being under the influence and gambling may have worked out.. at least a little. 
Love it

did this so many times with nascar a few years ago

 
Rask opted out of the NHL season, news broke just before gametime.  Might be an emotional let down for Bruins if you have time to get in on Canes.

 
From the Action Network for those interested in punchy kicky:

Zerillo’s UFC 252 Bets

Dauskas/Porter, Under 1.5 Rounds (-105, 0.5 units)

Livinha Souza by Decision (+125, 0.5 units)

Merab Dvalishvili by decision (-150, 1 unit)

Junior dos Santos +110 (1 unit)

Marlon Vera +225 (0.5 units)

Marlon Vera by Submission +700 (0.25 units)

Daniel Cormier -110 (0.5 units)

Betting Additions / Notes

Add Kai Kamaka by Decision at plus-money

Look to live bet Danny Chavez after Round 1

Look to live bet Vinc Pichel after Round 1

 
This is what I have so far - 

Kamaka/dvalishvli/burns parlay :bag:

Porter/Daukaus U1.5-105 💰
Brown/Chavez U2.5  - 135 :bag:

Jandiroba/Herrig O 2.5-240 :bag:
Dvalishvli by Decision - yes- 170 💰
Vera by Submission - yes+650 : - might as well take a shot somewhere :bag: . Dag... so close here
Dos Santos +110 :bag:

Stipe + 115 - placed a long time ago  🤣  :moneybag:

 ETA: Stipe by TKO/KO +160 :bag:

Adding dos antos /rozen u 1.5 -125 :bag:

 
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Not sure what to make of STL off the long layoff or these 7 inning games - but...

KC/MIN O8 Ev - this is only 7 innings, but I am counting on the arsonists to help us out here. I will have more this evening. :bag:
Added:

Parlay of NYY/ATL/PHI pays 3 to 1 💰

Philly TT O4.5-135 💰and F5 O 2.5-125 💰

ATL TT O5.5+110 :bag:   and F5 O2.5 - 120 :bag:

CLE/DET U 7.5-120 💰

GLTA
AB

 
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NASCAR road course today--going with Cole Custer top 10 finish and throwing a little on a long shot--James Davidson for a top ten finish as well. 

 
be careful touts

First we almost lost all time FFAWT handycapper @hooter311.

Then we almost lost Vegas legend Steve Stevens this past weekend

This stuff happens in threes...... damn I’m flying this week.

 
I finally figured out how to login to the FFA....thank you brothers for all the kind words, thoughts, and prayers.  Anyone that saw the @hooterknows pics on Twitter can see that logic can’t be used to explain how I’m alive.

The good lord kept me around for something, until we figure that out....let’s just keep wheelbarrowing money out from the bookies...

I’ve had plenty of time to sit and think and I’m going to be stuck here in this recliner for the next 3 weeks with my trusty catheter.  
 

Might as well start a daily podcast starting tomorrow, gonna spend the night figuring out which platform to use, but expect to hear more from hooter then ever before.

LFG!!!!

 
Anybody betting NBA series?

I was going to bet Trailblazers vs. Lakers but they are getting a ton of respect...so backing off.

 
dino259 said:
@hooter311 was concerned about the timing with the naming of the VP. 
First time finding out I lost a bet on a wheelchair ride from ICU to the trauma ward....

”How would you rate your pain?”

”10....you gals serve captain and coke with your oxy?”

 
The Ref said:
be careful touts

First we almost lost all time FFAWT handycapper @hooter311.

Then we almost lost Vegas legend Steve Stevens this past weekend

This stuff happens in threes...... damn I’m flying this week.
Kind words brother!

But I’d hold goo’s jock if he passed it to me.  🤣

 
From the Action Network for those interested in punchy kicky:

Zerillo’s UFC 252 Bets

Dauskas/Porter, Under 1.5 Rounds (-105, 0.5 units)

Livinha Souza by Decision (+125, 0.5 units)

Merab Dvalishvili by decision (-150, 1 unit)

Junior dos Santos +110 (1 unit)

Marlon Vera +225 (0.5 units)

Marlon Vera by Submission +700 (0.25 units)

Daniel Cormier -110 (0.5 units)

Betting Additions / Notes

Add Kai Kamaka by Decision at plus-money

Look to live bet Danny Chavez after Round 1

Look to live bet Vinc Pichel after Round 1
no idea why anyone would take Dos Santos. His chin has been shot for like 2 years. Love the guy, but his best days are way behind him

 
no idea why anyone would take Dos Santos. His chin has been shot for like 2 years. Love the guy, but his best days are way behind him
It’s not even his chin as much as his inability to defend without backing in a straight line into the cage.  The Cain wars ruined that man.

 
Formula to success:

Buy bitcoin, hold bitcoin, check back at Christmas 2021......hug family and pick out new house.

ETA:  better yet, if you have ira’s and can afford 1030 shares of GBTC it’s the current equivalent of holding 1 BTC.  
 

bitcoin is the only finite resource on the planet....prove me wrong.

 
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I entered the Circa Millions yesterday. An inquest into what, precisely, is wrong with me is underway. 
I'm too small time to justify the investment gift of $1000 to other players, but I'll look forward to your adventures.  Good luck!

 
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I’m waiting on a buddy to bring me my spare encrypted laptop so I can access my accounts but I’m studying tape for Tuesday night fights tomorrow and hopefully will do a both a live show tonight and a watch along tomorrow on youtube and Twitter. 
 

I’ll buy another 800 number so I can take call ins. I would love to chat with some of you guys live if anyone feels up to it.  Expecting about 5 viewers, but have to start somewhere.

The fact I’ve never been a pro athlete is sure to work against me in my new quest, but when it comes to predicting the unpredictable.....I’m confident I can hold my own.

 
I’ve had nurses wiping my rear and emptying my catheter for a week.....shame isn’t something I’m concerned about going forward.....🤣.

I am what I am and the fans are gonna get what they are gonna get!  But I hope a lot of you will be able to ride the rocket with me.

 
I’ve had nurses wiping my rear and emptying my catheter for a week.....shame isn’t something I’m concerned about going forward.....🤣.

I am what I am and the fans are gonna get what they are gonna get!  But I hope a lot of you will be able to ride the rocket with me.
If you were more like @ChainsawU you would have tales of nurses begging to ride the rocket, so to speak. But alas, we are going to have to settle for you posting winners instead. :kicksrock:

Glad to see recovery is going well and you are in good spirits!  and BTC over 12K!

 
Scary how many overs I like in MLB today.... never a good sign. 

I played the following today:

Min/Cubs Parlay pays 1.5 to 1 :bag:

Was/Atl O 10-115 💰
COL +145 :bag:
SD -150 💰
AZ F5 - 130 💰

GLTA
AB

 
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If you were more like @ChainsawU you would have tales of nurses begging to ride the rocket, so to speak. But alas, we are going to have to settle for you posting winners instead. :kicksrock:

Glad to see recovery is going well and you are in good spirits!  and BTC over 12K!
I did get one number for coffee in a couple weeks.  🤣.  I clenched when she was around....

busting that 12k resistance was so big for Btc.....there isn’t much keeping it from 15k and higher.

 
If you were more like @ChainsawU you would have tales of nurses begging to ride the rocket, so to speak. But alas, we are going to have to settle for you posting winners instead. Glad to see recovery is going well and you are in good spirits! and BTC over 12K!
I'm glad that you're alive, brother. Take notes on what it takes to recover. This is going to catapult you into the stratosphere of human awareness. In six months/a year from now, the little details will be the most juicy and thought provoking. If you're going to be in there a while, going crazy.. DM me the location and I'll come visit 🤜🤛

 
everything. EVERYTHING. Comes back around. 🤜🤛
The first girlfriend I ever had, junior high/high school, hit me up on this Instagram project I been working on. I never had any myspace, facebook, nothing. she hit me up. flirting. looks good, too. just like I remember. out of the blue, totally unexpected. so after all this porn star bull #### that nearly wrecked my entire reality.. a breath of fresh air comes thru like ####### random. idk man, just saying ☮️

 
MLB Today

CHC/OAK/CLE pays 2.75 to 1 :bag:

TB/NYY U8.5 - 105 :bag:
WAS + 115 💰
Philly - 140 💰
Bal/Tor O10 - 110 💰

GLTA
AB

 
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I finally figured out how to login to the FFA....thank you brothers for all the kind words, thoughts, and prayers.  Anyone that saw the @hooterknows pics on Twitter can see that logic can’t be used to explain how I’m alive.

The good lord kept me around for something, until we figure that out....let’s just keep wheelbarrowing money out from the bookies...

I’ve had plenty of time to sit and think and I’m going to be stuck here in this recliner for the next 3 weeks with my trusty catheter.  
 

Might as well start a daily podcast starting tomorrow, gonna spend the night figuring out which platform to use, but expect to hear more from hooter then ever before.

LFG!!!!
Push that time table back just a couple more days...just a little sorer than I expected to be.

Recovery is going smoothly, can’t wait to get these 20 staples out of my chest and stomach in about 10 days.

 

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