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What's on the floor under your desk? (1 Viewer)

Taking a gander this morning as I plug in a new phone charger.  I have one diet Mtn Dew bottle cap and four M&M's. I don't recall eating M&M's.  I have no idea how they got there or how long they have been there.  Anyone guessing the color combination of the four M&M's wins them.  I will pick them up, put them in an envelope, and get them mailed that same day. 

 
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Gym bag and trash can...no way am I moving the trash can to see what's behind it, that is housekeeping's job.  

 
stone samples, glass samples, wood samples, porn samples, metal samples, ceramic samples, 4x oversized casters to be used on a piece of furniture that I will never design or have the money to build, 1 oversized plastic bag from Jack's dollar store with random household items and food that are probably toxic, so I'll have to sneak them by the wife if I want my kids to eat them and grow superpowers. 1x cpu. 1x surge-protector powerstrip. 

 
Some lint, some sort of sticky with some randomly appearing numbers on them (which I'm sure meant something to me at some point), and a now meaningless minute order. 

I picked up the minute order. 

 
CPU tower (whatever these are called these days), battery backup/surge protector and a crapton of cords, and a trash can.

I'm not a savage like some people.

 
Un####ingbelievable!  Makes me wonder if you planted them there.  PM me your mailing address and I will get down on the floor, retrieve those M&M's and get them mailed today.

How does anybody get this on the first guess?
donate them to charity please.

1877KARS4PIGEONS

 
stone samples, glass samples, wood samples, porn samples, metal samples, ceramic samples, 4x oversized casters to be used on a piece of furniture that I will never design or have the money to build, 1 oversized plastic bag from Jack's dollar store with random household items and food that are probably toxic, so I'll have to sneak them by the wife if I want my kids to eat them and grow superpowers. 1x cpu. 1x surge-protector powerstrip. 
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porn samples
This reminded me of my first job years ago. I was a young salesman, and one of my accounts was a chain of hardware stores. On one of my first visits there the GM and I were meeting and I excused myself to use the restroom. I go in there and on the floor next to the john in one of the stalls was a stack of all the greats: Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, you name it. After I confronted my moral dilemma and decided to not partake, I walk back into my meeting trying really hard not to smile. 

GM: "You sure took a lot of time in there."

We both just started cracking up.  :lol:

 
This reminded me of my first job years ago. I was a young salesman, and one of my accounts was a chain of hardware stores. On one of my first visits there the GM and I were meeting and I excused myself to use the restroom. I go in there and on the floor next to the john in one of the stalls was a stack of all the greats: Penthouse, Hustler, Playboy, you name it. After I confronted my moral dilemma and decided to not partake, I walk back into my meeting trying really hard not to smile. 

GM: "You sure took a lot of time in there."

We both just started cracking up.  :lol:
Lol

 
A microscope and prep kit, 5 high volume air pumps and 2 low volume air pumps in a case, a computer tower, trash can, cellphone charger, steel toed work boots, and rubber slip resistant work boots

 
Working from home today.

My powerful dork box (gaming PC) is under there.  A Quaker Smores bar wrapper.  Packaging tape gun.

And, a loose bud.  Must have dropped one under there last night.  Probably Purple Trainwreck.

 
found a turd sitting on the toilet seat today (at the office) pretty decent sized one too. just sitting there airing out. caught my eye . took a pic if anyone interested

this had to be intentional placement. no way you accidently drop that right there and not notice.

 
wires, footpillow, pencil & a manila envelope from my former arranger who figured the addressee didnt matter when mailing charts to my rural address and sent them with different names matching my initials each time. on this occasion, it was Durwood Breakfast. musicians, luvem....

 
Two copy paper boxes.  One is full of old paperback books that I've read and just were too lazy to take home. The other box has an old laptop  that I used back in like 1990 that I've just kept for sentimentality sake and  :bag:   A Game Boy complete in box with a bunch of cartridges. 

Hey those were the bomb many many years ago. 

 
Trash can

computer tower

employee handbook

box of completed drug swab containers

Phone headset I don't use

durge protector

stack of empty folders

 

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