AAABatteries
Footballguy
Not sure how long they've had this but saw a billboard today for it - the whole reason to ever eat their food is to see the waitresses. Who does this?
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Hooters Delivery (1 Viewer)
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AAABatteries
Footballguy
Do they send the girls out on deliveries - I may change my mind if that's the case.
No chance they send the girls. They are creeped out enough every day working there and no way would they go to customers homes unless accompanied by a very large black man and that wouldn't be cost effective.
Deliverys are likely done by some 40 yo divorced dude trying to keep up with CS payments
Deliverys are likely done by some 40 yo divorced dude trying to keep up with CS payments
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Hooters uniforms are gross. Safety-orange shorts over the 1/4 thick panty hose your grandma wore to church in the 70s.
BeaverCleaver
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Hov34
Eephus's Great Great Great Love Child
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Binky The Doormat
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McGarnicle
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Judge Smails
Footballguy
I really don't know. I live in Thousand Oaks CA which might as well be Pleasantville. We've had this one spot in a popular retail center that restaurant after restaurant has failed. Seriously, maybe 7 since I've lived here. Sizzler, Fuddruckers, one of them Italian chains, etc. Then it got into the paper that Hooters had applied for the liquor license. All hell broke loose. You would think by the city council meetings that the Bunny Ranch was coming to town. People thought it was Sodom and Gomorrah, the end of civilization. It's been a total non-event because it's so terrible. Nobody goes. I've been once and the wings were brutal, service horrific.
It's funny. Everybody got up in arms about Hooters, but a Tilted Kilt opened up and nobody said a word. Seriously, the girls there are straight from the pole. It's got plenty of TV's for football, decent food, cold beer, horse race betting and plenty of eye candy. Hooters is little league compared to Tilted Kilt.
Rushmore
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Not that it's saying much, but I actually prefer Hooter's food to BW3's and Wings N' Rings. I dig the flavor of their wing's hot buffalo sauce. Apparently I'm in the minority here. I'd say the last few times I've been, I actually think the food has been better than the chicks. Also, for $16 bucks or so, the crab legs are surprisingly pretty decent too.
rockaction
Footballguy
I never understood the appeal of these places. Do they wipe their ######s on the food, too?
I feel like a creep every time I'm in one. I'd rather go full perv and go to a strip club.
I feel like a creep every time I'm in one. I'd rather go full perv and go to a strip club.
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3C's
Footballguy
Friend and I used to go all the time as an after work hangout. Back then (and at the one we went to) the girls were all very nice (looks and personality) and we got to know them like little sisters. Watched them all "grow up" and head off to careers in nursing, finance, management, etc. I used to tell my wife I liked the food there, and I did like it because the wings were good and at the time there weren't many other options for wings, the fries are great as long as they're piping hot and properly seasoned, the philly is decent, and there were a few off the menu items that were really good. Now I never go there except when the wife wants to go. She loves their grilled cheese and fries. We (I) definitely go there "for the food" cuz the one here has low level talent.
Grahamburn
Footballguy
I don't understand what's not to like? What's with you guys?
Anyway, I've picked up wings from there before, so I guess I'd have it delivered too.
Anyway, I've picked up wings from there before, so I guess I'd have it delivered too.
James Daulton
Footballguy
I don't get the appeal either (of strip clubs for that matter either). I love looking at hot chicks as much as the next guy but I don't like going to places where the girls parade around. Plenty of guys do obviously but if I'm out with friends we always just go to a regular bar or sports bar. Plenty of nice looking ladies at these places anyway.
sho nuff
Footballguy
Why do you keep going?
Because the waitress really likes you right? Just like that stripper. You'll get those digits one day tiger. You keep trying.
Bob Sacamano
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Bob Sacamano
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Leroy Hoard
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tdoss
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I like to consider myself like Tesla. Full of ideas shared freely...but in all actuality, I'm just too lazy to capitalize.
Although, in my version...it's more like UberEats. They're deliver whatever you want...
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JoeSteeler
Footballguy
worked for a place back in the mid-'90s that would deliver from all different places. It was called "Residential Delivery Service". We would deliver from McDonalds, Subway, Burger King, Rockne's...pretty much any place. They would charge $3/delivery and get maybe 100-120 total deliveries a day.
5-ish Finkle
Footballguy
There's an outfit in the Orlando area that has been doing that for a while now (at least I think they're still in business, anyway.) Never used it, but have seen cars with the branding.
modogg
Footballguy
modogg
Footballguy
not sure i would ever get delivery from Hooters. and if a large dude was with them, i would just think it would be weird. not sure the ethnicity would change much for me
Bob Sacamano
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tdoss
Footballguy
Exactly...and my drivers would be cast as entertainers. So only those who fit "the role" would be employed.
Although, if I saw an uptick in requests for the smaller girls...I could see charging a nominal fee to allow the user to pre-selected his delivery girl from the available ones in his area using his Knockers (trademarked*) app.
* It's not really trademarked...remember...I'm a benevolent but lazy entrepreneur. In fact, I keep putting this idea out in the world in the hopes that someone, someday...will pick up the torch.
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Statorama
gangster
Chances are a 40yo divorced dude will be sporting a generous rack. So at least there's that.
McGarnicle
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msommer
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I went to the first one that opened in Sao Paulo some years ago. Horrible, just horrible. To this day I have no idea where they caught the hags that worked there. And the food was really, really bad. Never set foot in a Hooters since.
3C's
Footballguy
Not saying the food in the states was "woohoo" but outside the states things were outside their control and I heard it wasn't good.
