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Premier said:
The Commish said:
Your list of Stupid Baby Items is going to get exponentially larger....be prepared.
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It's amazing. The next one I was writing about is the "pee pee tee pee" which is so stupid I can't even put it into words.
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If you look at it from a woman's perspective, it makes a LITTLE bit of sense.  Wife wanted to get one until I explained all you have to do is put a diaper over his junk instead.  A light bulb clicked on and we were good to go. :drive:  

I've seen a lot of these sorts of things.  Run across "The Babykeeper", "Crumb Caps" or the countless types of "portable potties/urinals"?  Ummmm, yeah...the blog's gonna pick up here soon!

 
The Commish said:
If you look at it from a woman's perspective, it makes a LITTLE bit of sense.  Wife wanted to get one until I explained all you have to do is put a diaper over his junk instead.  A light bulb clicked on and we were good to go. :drive:  

I've seen a lot of these sorts of things.  Run across "The Babykeeper", "Crumb Caps" or the countless types of "portable potties/urinals"?  Ummmm, yeah...the blog's gonna pick up here soon!
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Right. Seems like a towel or diaper will handle that by itself. 

I'll look up your examples -- always ready for some dumb #### to look at. :thumbup:  

 
Premier said:
Right. Seems like a towel or diaper will handle that by itself. 

I'll look up your examples -- always ready for some dumb #### to look at. :thumbup:  
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One of my favorites is the Snot sucker.....

 
Capella said:
My latest blog

we got a phone call last week saying there was like a 1/200 chance of Down's Syndrome, which are just ridiculous odds but of course they really want you to go see a specialist to make sure. So dumb. 
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IIRC the test you have to take to make sure has a 2% chance of inducing a miscarriage. At least that was how it was ten-fifteen years back...

 
msommer said:
IIRC the test you have to take to make sure has a 2% chance of inducing a miscarriage. At least that was how it was ten-fifteen years back...
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Yea we aren't doing that. I actually laughed inappropriately when he said that. They did a level 2 ultrasound and a blood sample. 

 
The Commish said:
:hifive:  

You're getting close to the "nesting" stage....that's a fun one.  
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We've already started buying random stuff. "the baby will need this."

I've also been told vacation fund is now the college fund. Nobody paid for my ####ing college. :hot:  

 
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Capella said:
We've already started buying random stuff. "the baby will need this."

I've also been told vacation fund is now the college fund. Nobody paid for my ####ing college. :hot:  
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You should probably be stocking up on "Triple Paste"....it's the butt cream you lacquer on when they get diaper rash.  It's the best stuff on the market, but it ain't cheap.

 
The Commish said:
You should probably be stocking up on "Triple Paste"....it's the butt cream you lacquer on when they get diaper rash.  It's the best stuff on the market, but it ain't cheap.
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That's the name of it? 

 
Premier said:
It's amazing. The next one I was writing about is the "pee pee tee pee" which is so stupid I can't even put it into words. 
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Yeah my wife bought that, kid peed and shot the tee pee into the air like some effect from the World of Color.

They were quickly given to goodwill which I questioned why poor people should also suffer the stupidity of that thing. I am not sure what happened next but assume I was punched.

 
gump said:
We are now 14 weeks in (with our first), and just found out it's a boy!   :hifive:

We've had a bunch of early failures, so have been skittish...but telling the world now.

So going to fire up this from the start...I feel like @otb_lifer in the GOT thread!!
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:D  

pretty awesome news - congrats, Gump!   best wishes to you and the wife and the little fella on this amazing journey  :thumbup:

Blessings to you all for a very happy and healthy and joyous experience   :hifive:

 
Hey Cap, that feeling of 'Oh ####, what now?' never goes away.

Because KIDS DO STUPID #### ALL THE TIME.  One second you're putting a sweet potato in the microwave and heading back to the TV and the next your wife's gasp from the kitchen following the huge bang in the kitchen tells you something is really wrong.  And it's only at the hospital hours later that you find out your kid's arm was at that angle because, for some reason even though he never stands on furniture, he jumped off the rolling office chair at your computer.

Or you get a call at work saying the nurse has done the heimlich on your kid.

Is that rash like this picture on the Internet?  Or that one?  

And what's that sound he/she is making at night?  Do you think it sounds like this clip of the whooping cough?

We have to wait how long to wait to find out if the Scoliosis is serious?!

I was single for a long time and I still haven't made my peace with the newfound randomness of my days (after nine years).

 
gump said:
We are now 14 weeks in (with our first), and just found out it's a boy!   :hifive:

We've had a bunch of early failures, so have been skittish...but telling the world now.

So going to fire up this from the start...I feel like @otb_lifer in the GOT thread!!
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Whoa!!! Congrats buddy! How did you find out at 14 weeks?

 
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