That's a good one. Our school morning routine is to have her breakfast on her plate. Tomorrow, I am going to put dinner food on her plate.Was thinking of telling him there was school tomorrow, getting him ready and everything
Take a screen cap first and then make it the wallpaper.Screen grab their iPad.. then move all but one icon to the next page
Opposite for my kid, might do his heart a favor.If your kid uses sugar on anything; cereal, coffee, whatever, trade out the sugar with salt.
Or poop if you're out of Nutella.Go to the bathroom. Yell for your kid saying you are out of toilet paper and you need them to bring you some. When they come in with a role and you reach for it, "inadvertantly" wipe some Nutella on their hand. Hilarity ensues.
Tell them they're adopted. Because they might be adopted.
Adopted!!! Hahahaha! Hilarious!! Because being adopted is terrible!!!Telling them they're adopted and you're all heading out to meet their birth parents at the mall. Go up to a random couple and introduce them as the birth parents and run away. Hilarity ensues.
That's what i meant to type out but still drunk down here in nolaTake a screen cap first and then make it the wallpaper.
Un huh, ice and watermy old man would make us get up on the roof tear off the shingles then the tar paper then fix any broken or rotted out decking then put down new tar paper then ice and water and then reshingle the thing flashing in around the chimney and then at the end of the day he would say april fools you just reroofed the house man he got us good take that to the bank brohans
Oh hell yes - I'm totally doing this one.Go to the bathroom. Yell for your kid saying you are out of toilet paper and you need them to bring you some. When they come in with a role and you reach for it, "inadvertantly" wipe some Nutella on their hand. Hilarity ensues.
Interesting.Tell them their favorite celebrity/sports hero is standing behind them. When they turn around to look behind them, punch them in the back of the head.
Real poop is free.A couple of years ago, I bought 2 pieces of fake poop on Amazon and placed one in each of my boys' bedrooms. Their reactions were awesome.
OMGI'm sending that to @AAABatteries for tomorrow