Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
So my neighbors who are directly behind me have become a real pain in the ###.
The woman has now reported me and two of my neighbors for barking dogs, which she has on all sides. I am fully familiar with a nuisance dog, and I do not have one. My dog is a rescue and I've trained her to not bark at humans approaching the fences (our neighbors), she barks at squirrels and other dogs. She sometimes barks at this neighbor's kids because they have a ### #### trampoline right on the fence line and they are out there screaming and carrying on. And I get that, they are ####### kids (ages 5 and 9), kids are gonna do kid stuff.
So I was reported for this county code violation:
It was reported I had two dogs, but the other dog never barked and she died two weeks ago. I have never registered my dogs with the county but immediately did the paperwork once I received this notice.
Anyway, I have been nice to them because their youngest son has had some seizures and medical issues. They walk their dog, pick up the poop, and I tell them to leave it and I'll get it. I expressed my concern for their son, I'm always very nice to their kids and to the wife, even if they are ####### monsters sometimes. The dude is a big, lumbering guy who never talks because his wife doesn't allow it, so I almost feel sorry for him. I think they are still made I quoted ordinance chapter and verse about some trees they wanted trimmed that are in my yard, but extend into theirs.
Shtick welcome, real advice is also. I'm not too mad because the chick is just a ####### #####, but my woman who never says anything bad about anyone said she "hated" the woman. So even if immediate action isn't warranted, this is a long-term issue as long as I'm here. TIA, you guys!
The woman has now reported me and two of my neighbors for barking dogs, which she has on all sides. I am fully familiar with a nuisance dog, and I do not have one. My dog is a rescue and I've trained her to not bark at humans approaching the fences (our neighbors), she barks at squirrels and other dogs. She sometimes barks at this neighbor's kids because they have a ### #### trampoline right on the fence line and they are out there screaming and carrying on. And I get that, they are ####### kids (ages 5 and 9), kids are gonna do kid stuff.
So I was reported for this county code violation:
That seems so broad I'm not sure what to even make of it. The letter I received says:Animal Disturbance Prohibited
It is unlawful for a person who owns, keeps, or has possession of an animal to permit the animal to disturb the quiet of a person or neighborhood.
How would they even prove my dog is a nuisance? They'd have to sit here for hours hoping a squirrel would go to ground, seems ridiculous.A complainant may issue an "Affidavit of Complaint" against you. Animal Control, functioning as a process server, must charge you with the appropriate violation and assess a fine.
It was reported I had two dogs, but the other dog never barked and she died two weeks ago. I have never registered my dogs with the county but immediately did the paperwork once I received this notice.
Anyway, I have been nice to them because their youngest son has had some seizures and medical issues. They walk their dog, pick up the poop, and I tell them to leave it and I'll get it. I expressed my concern for their son, I'm always very nice to their kids and to the wife, even if they are ####### monsters sometimes. The dude is a big, lumbering guy who never talks because his wife doesn't allow it, so I almost feel sorry for him. I think they are still made I quoted ordinance chapter and verse about some trees they wanted trimmed that are in my yard, but extend into theirs.
Shtick welcome, real advice is also. I'm not too mad because the chick is just a ####### #####, but my woman who never says anything bad about anyone said she "hated" the woman. So even if immediate action isn't warranted, this is a long-term issue as long as I'm here. TIA, you guys!