Superpower Game (1 Viewer)

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

Ok, I saw this somewhere else, and thought it might be fun here.

Name any superpower you would want, but the next person will respond with the conditions of that superpower.

For instance I might say invisibility, and the next person would say ....but you become completely blind while you're invisible.

I'll start with "Super-speed".

Parrothead · Apr 21, 2017

Buckychudd said:
Ok, I saw this somewhere else, and thought it might be fun here.

Name any superpower you would want, but the next person will respond with the conditions of that superpower.

For instance I might say invisibility, and the next person would say ....but you become completely blind while you're invisible.

I'll start with "Super-speed".

that only works in corn mazes

Dan Lambskin · Apr 21, 2017

Parrothead said:
that only works in corn mazes

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

Ability to fly.

otb_lifer · Apr 21, 2017

Buckychudd said:
Ability to fly.

but you can never land.

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

Buckychudd said:
Ability to fly.

but you have to make airplane noises the whole time.

[icon] · Apr 21, 2017

Ability to put entire rooms of people to sleep with a powerpoint presentation

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

[icon] said:
Ability to put entire rooms of people to sleep with a powerpoint presentation

including yourself and you're always the last one to wake up.

grateful zed · Apr 21, 2017

is this like diplomacy?

AAABatteries · Apr 21, 2017

....but you have to forget it.

/thread

[icon] · Apr 21, 2017

Buckychudd said:
including yourself and you're always the last one to wake up.

Crap.

AAABatteries · Apr 21, 2017

RokNRole · Apr 21, 2017

4 hour erections

Parrothead · Apr 21, 2017

RokNRole said:
4 hour erections

but only when you are sleeping

Clown Car · Apr 21, 2017

RokNRole said:
4 hour erections

But no one will have sex with you.

Clown Car · Apr 21, 2017

I always wanted super healing.

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

RokNRole said:
4 hour erections

but an inability to ejaculate.

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

Clown Car said:
I always wanted super healing.

but it always leaves a penis shaped scar.

Bucky86 · Apr 21, 2017

Ability to read minds

EYLive · Apr 21, 2017

I want to be able to force choke like Darth Vader.

EYLive · Apr 21, 2017

Bucky86 said:
Ability to read minds

But only the mind of duck-bill platypuses

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

EYLive said:
I want to be able to force choke like Darth Vader.

only works on squirrels.

otb_lifer · Apr 21, 2017

to dance like no one is watching ?

Bucky86 · Apr 21, 2017

otb_lifer said:
to dance like no one is watching ?

Naked in front of your grandma

otb_lifer · Apr 21, 2017

Bucky86 said:
Naked in front of your grandma

they both died some 30 years ago - so nekkid cemetery dancing?

ALL IN.

wackpack · Apr 21, 2017

Bucky86 said:
Ability to read minds

but it is always in a language you don't understand.

Scoresman · Apr 21, 2017

The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them.

Gally · Apr 21, 2017

Scoresman said:
The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them.

Only works on squirrels

Bucky86 · Apr 21, 2017

Scoresman said:
The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them.

But It immediately gives you explosive diarrhea.

otb_lifer · Apr 21, 2017

Scoresman said:
The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them.

but you have to gomp the load (you said anyone :shrug:

)

Scoresman · Apr 21, 2017

wackpack · Apr 21, 2017

Scoresman said:
The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them.

but your back gets 100% hairier every time you do it.

GregR · Apr 21, 2017

Bucky86 said:
Ability to read minds

But it only works on @RokNRole

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

Super strength

Reg Lllama of Brixton · Apr 21, 2017

Gally said:
Only works on squirrels

Reg Lllama of Brixton · Apr 21, 2017

Buckychudd said:
Super strength

but only during masturbation

EYLive · Apr 21, 2017

Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
but only during masturbation

Still a pretty good power. :lol:

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

EYLive said:
Still a pretty good power.

Yeah you can jerk off while fighting crime. Maybe this is why superheroes wear masks.

captain_amazing · Apr 21, 2017

The ability to time travel

Gawain · Apr 21, 2017

captain_amazing said:
The ability to time travel

Can only go back to August, 9 1945, Nagasaki Japan.

-OZ- · Apr 21, 2017

captain_amazing said:
The ability to time travel

But you can only go forward. One second at a time.

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

captain_amazing said:
The ability to time travel

But only to your conception to birth, in utero.

tdoss · Apr 21, 2017

captain_amazing said:
The ability to time travel

...uncontrollably every time just before orgasm.

Sweet J · Apr 21, 2017

Gally said:
Only works on squirrels

That would be . . . AWESOME

Sweet J · Apr 21, 2017

Big fan of this game and thread.

Buckychudd · Apr 21, 2017

Sweet J said:
Big fan of this game and thread.

But only when being anally penetrated.

Buckychudd · Apr 22, 2017

Super stretchy like Mr. Fantastic.

tdoss · Apr 22, 2017

Buckychudd said:
Super stretchy like Mr. Fantastic.

...but without the ability to control when you retract to normal size.

You reached the fridge from the couch to grab a beer...now you've got one long noodle of a right arm to drag around for the rest of the week.

wackpack · Apr 22, 2017

Buckychudd said:
Super stretchy like Mr. Fantastic.

but the only things you can stretch are your middle fingers

Man of Constant Sorrow · Apr 22, 2017

Buckychudd said:
Super stretchy like Mr. Fantastic.

Works everywhere...

...except where Mrs. Fantastic would really prefer it.

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