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1 hour ago, krista4 said:

Geez, Washington and Lincoln didn’t even come to mind.  :bag: 

Rich people problems :rolleyes:

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krista4 - 38. What ewe gonna do about it, huh?!

Ned    30
dino259    29
caustic    29
Bob Sacamano    28
Maik Jeaunz    28
fatguyinalittlecoat    27
Rustoleum    26
AAABatteries    26
Sinn Fein    25
Getzlaf15    24
Wingnut    24
EYLive    24
ShamrockPride    21
Galileo    20
Long Ball Larry    18
Nipsey    18
heckmanm    18
sho nuff    18
Cjw_55106    16
scoobus    15
Nugget    14
Dan Lambskin    13
Ray McKigney    13
Hodor    13
The Iguana    12
belljr    12
popeye    12
ProstheticRGK    12
El Floppo    9
Nick Vermeil    8
Worm    8
Jules Winnfield    7
Yankee23Fan    5
IrishTwinkie    4
shuke    4
GAlmgren    0

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9 minutes ago, Ned said:

 @AAABatteries falling behind, per usual.

There's a joke about coming from behind and your sister that I would normally make but in our current COVID invested world I'm not sure I have it in me.*

 

 

*And I refuse to finish my own setup. 

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Ah, who am I kidding - your sister had it in her last night!

 

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, AAABatteries said:

There's a joke about coming from behind and your sister that I would normally make but in our current COVID invested world I'm not sure I have it in me.*

 

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*And I refuse to finish my own setup. 

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Ah, who am I kidding - your sister had it in her last night!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@Ned's Mom picked Uranus also

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05. Name a prolific actor/actress.

Long Ball Larry    -     JOLIE
GAlmgren    -     -Clint Eastwood
Dan Lambskin    -    damn who’s popular right now?  Gonna just go with Jennifer Aniston since I’ve been watching Friends reruns instead of working 
Galileo    -       Kevin Bacon
Nipsey    -     - Tom Hanks
belljr    -     --- I'll say Krista will say teh Pitt, so Meryll Streep
shuke    -     Scarlett Johannsen
Nugget    -          Will Smith
Yankee23Fan    -     . Samuel L. Jackson
Bob Sacamano    -     @B-Deep says I have to answer Brad Pitt
Getzlaf15    -        Tom Hanks
El Floppo    -      Streep. rhymes with sheep. 
AAABatteries    -     Samuel Jackson
The Iguana    -     George Clooney - the family has been binging old episodes of ER while in quarantine. Fun times
Cjw_55106    -     Tom Hanks
Hodor    -    - DAVID SCHWIMMER GREATEST ACTOR OF OUR GENERATION! PIVOT!
EYLive    -     - Al Pacino
ProstheticRGK    -    Tom Hanks
Worm    -    Brad Pitt
Maik Jeaunz    -     Tom Hanks!
fatguyinalittlecoat    -     Nicolas Cage
ShamrockPride    -     The Rock
IrishTwinkie    -    Tom Cruise
caustic    -     Tom Hanks
Jules Winnfield    -     Cate Blanchett
Sinn Fein    -     Al Pacino
Ray McKigney    -    Ron Jeremy
Rustoleum    -     Nicholas Cage           [Host's Note: my link]
Nick Vermeil    -     Streep 
Ned    -      Julia Roberts
dino259    -    Brian Kranston
scoobus    -     Tom Hanks
popeye    -      has to be Samuel L. Jackson - no?
Wingnut    -     Tom Hanks
heckmanm    -      Kevin Bacon
sho nuff    -       Tom Cruise

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Black Streep attacks!

 

 

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I’m not sure which way to go with this, as in someone currently prolific or someone all-time prolific.  Right now I feel like Sam Rockwell is in every movie.  Every damn one.  All-time I’d go with Meryl Streep.  Hmmm, let’s go classic and say Streep.

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6 minutes ago, hagmania said:

05. Name a prolific actor/actress.


belljr    -     --- I'll say Krista will say teh Pitt, so Meryll Streep
 

 

2 minutes ago, hagmania said:

 

krista4

I’m not sure which way to go with this, as in someone currently prolific or someone all-time prolific.  Right now I feel like Sam Rockwell is in every movie.  Every damn one.  All-time I’d go with Meryl Streep.  Hmmm, let’s go classic and say Streep.

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Tom Hanks - good answer here, with the recent COVID-19+ test. Get well soon, Tom! 8
Meryl Streep - This Answer Scores Nada
Samuel L Jackson - 3
Kevin Bacon - 2
Nicolas Cage - 2
Tom Cruise - 2
Al Pacino - 2
Brad Pitt - 2
A slew of other good answers that didn't find a match (poor @GAlmgren) - 0

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Only one other Kevin Bacon?  Really?  You guys suck at this.

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6 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Black Streep attacks!

 

 

krista4

I’m not sure which way to go with this, as in someone currently prolific or someone all-time prolific.  Right now I feel like Sam Rockwell is in every movie.  Every damn one.  All-time I’d go with Meryl Streep.  Hmmm, let’s go classic and say Streep.

I curse you Krista

 

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1 minute ago, belljr said:

I curse you

no spotlighting

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42 minutes ago, hagmania said:

Celebrating Hump Day every day - krista'd
Pooping where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 6
Peeing where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 4
"Using the bathroom" where one wouldn't be allowed to do so - 2
Sniffing butts - 4
Sniffing crotches - 2
"head in lap" - 0
Licking "down there" - 3
Licking butt/in general - 0
"autofellating" - 0
Drinking out of the toilet - 2
Lettin' 'er rip - 2
dragging butt - 0
eating turds - 0

Wait, you're combining the pooping answers but not the sniffing?  BULL####

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4 minutes ago, Galileo said:

Only one other Kevin Bacon?  Really?  You guys suck at this.

He was actually my first thought, but good for you that I changed my mind.

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Just now, shuke said:

Wait, you're combining the pooping answers but not the sniffing?  BULL####

You may submit your appeal in written form.

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2 minutes ago, shuke said:

Wait, you're combining the pooping answers but not the sniffing?  BULL####

You don't know how this works, do you?  PM yourself...

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7 minutes ago, Galileo said:

Only one other Kevin Bacon?  Really?  You guys suck at this.

How does one come up with Kevin Bacon for this question?? Or Nicolas freaking Cage for that matter!!!

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8 minutes ago, EYLive said:

How does one come up with Kevin Bacon for this question?? Or Nicolas freaking Cage for that matter!!!

IMDB Actor Credits: Nicolas Cage - 103; Kevin Bacon - 94; Tom Hanks - 93

But the whole six degrees of separation thing is what made me think Bacon would be a more popular choice.

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06. Name a famous witch.

Long Ball Larry    -     WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST
GAlmgren    -     -Samantha
Dan Lambskin    -    Samantha
Galileo    -       Wicked Witch of the West
Nipsey    -     - Wicked Witch of the West
belljr    -     - my wife isn't famous so she's out.  The charmed chicks? Wwotw? The good witch from WoO .glinda?
shuke    -     Glinda
Nugget    -          Blair Witch
Yankee23Fan    -     . Sand
Bob Sacamano    -     Hilary Clinton. Wait! Decent chance Krista goes there or the chick from bewitched. But the nerds will say  Hermione Granger
Getzlaf15    -       Samantha on Bewitched
El Floppo    -      morgan le fey
AAABatteries    -     Samantha from Bewitched
The Iguana    -     Samantha - Bewitched. I'd twinkle her nose any day!
Cjw_55106    -     Wicked witch of the west.  [Host's Note: Cjw_55106 had originally read the question wrong and submitted "Rolex". I was kind.]
Hodor    -    - THAT MARY POPPINS AND HER WITCHFUL WAYS. NO MORE MEDICINE YOU SORCERESS!
EYLive    -     - Sabrina the teenage witch
ProstheticRGK    -    Samantha Stevens (Bewitched)
Worm    -    the wicked witch of the west
Maik Jeaunz    -     I don't know any witch names. like, the one who tried to eat hansel & gretel, what was her name? or the witch from the actual movie The Witch, what was her name? I think the only one I know is Brunhilda (or Broomhilda?), that old cartoon lady, so I'll go with that.
fatguyinalittlecoat    -     Wicked Witch of the West
ShamrockPride    -     The Blair Witch
IrishTwinkie    -    Sabrina
caustic    -     Wicked Witch of the West
Jules Winnfield    -     Azealia Banks
Sinn Fein    -     Sabrina
Ray McKigney    -    Wicked, Western branch. 
Rustoleum    -     Sabrina
Nick Vermeil    -     Wicked of the west
Ned    -       My MIL
dino259    -    Sabrina the teenage witch
scoobus    -     Wicked witch (of the west) from wizard of oz
popeye    -      old school with Samantha Stevens
Wingnut    -     Sabrina, the teenage witch
heckmanm    -      Wicked witch o' the west
sho nuff    -       The Wicked Witch of the West

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9 minutes ago, hagmania said:

06. Name a famous witch.
Ned    -       My MIL
 

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The Blackened Sheep of the Flock says

 

 

 

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Samantha.  I like a good witch.  And she had that quirky little nose thingie.  Dear god, I’m old.

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19 minutes ago, Galileo said:

IMDB Actor Credits: Nicolas Cage - 103; Kevin Bacon - 94; Tom Hanks - 93

But the whole six degrees of separation thing is what made me think Bacon would be a more popular choice.

The correct answer was Samuel Jackson - 189

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Wicked Witch of the West - 12
Samantha Stevens - bewitched
Sabrina the Teenage Witch - 6
Glinda the Good Witch - 2
The Blair Witch - 2

all the rest of them witches - 0

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2 minutes ago, AAABatteries said:

The correct answer was Samuel Jackson - 189

The correct answer this game was Thomas Jeffrey Hanks.

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krista4 - 48 tags

caustic    -    49
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    41
Nipsey    -    38
Wingnut    -    38
Cjw_55106    -    36
Maik Jeaunz    -    36
scoobus    -    35
dino259    -    35
Galileo    -    34
Rustoleum    -    34
Sinn Fein    -    33
heckmanm    -    32
sho nuff    -    32
EYLive    -    32
Getzlaf15    -    32
Long Ball Larry    -    30
Bob Sacamano    -    30
Ned    -    30
AAABatteries    -    29
Ray McKigney    -    25
ShamrockPride    -    23
Worm    -    22
Nick Vermeil    -    20
ProstheticRGK    -    20
Nugget    -    16
popeye    -    15
belljr    -    14
Dan Lambskin    -    13
Hodor    -    13
IrishTwinkie    -    12
The Iguana    -    12
El Floppo    -    9
Yankee23Fan    -    8
Jules Winnfield    -    7
shuke    -    6
GAlmgren    -    0

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for the record, "wicked witch of the west" is not a name!

yes, yes, arbitrary & final. blah.

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3 minutes ago, Maik Jeaunz said:

for the record, "wicked witch of the west" is not a name!

yes, yes, arbitrary & final. blah.

what would you call it?

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name

/nām/

noun

1. a word or set of words by which a person, animal, place, or thing is known, addressed, or referred to.

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Just now, Long Ball Larry said:

what would you call it?

he just meant capitalize it

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3 minutes ago, Maik Jeaunz said:

for the record, "wicked witch of the west" is not a name!

yes, yes, arbitrary & final. blah.

For the record, the only answers that will score zero for a prompt are noted beforehand. Any judgment from me that is seemingly random (yet definitive) is only a manner of pairing up the valid answers given.

 

Those 12 could have answered "Rolex" (as @Cjw_55106 so first endeavored) and would have received the same amount of points.

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4 minutes ago, hagmania said:

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GAlmgren    -    0

:lmao:

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2 minutes ago, hagmania said:

For the record, the only answers that will score zero for a prompt are noted beforehand. Any judgment from me that is seemingly random (yet definitive) is only a manner of pairing up the valid answers given.

 

Those 12 could have answered "Rolex" (as @Cjw_55106 so first endeavored) and would have received the same amount of points.

don't worry about it, this is just the point in the competition where I get frustrated because my answers gradually get more and more stupid.

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2 minutes ago, Instinctive said:

Time to dot this. Seems fun. 

Keep a close eye out Friday imo. 😃

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07. What's your biggest pet peeve about other drivers?

Long Ball Larry    -      NOT TURNING OFF BLINKER
GAlmgren    -     -Lack of turn signal use.
Dan Lambskin    -    driving too ####### slow I don’t need you to be Kyle Busch out there put if I get caught behind anyone not doing the speed limit it infuriates me.  Runner up would be anyone honking at me for not flooring it the minute the light turns green
Galileo    -       Not speeding up quickly enough when getting on the highway
Nipsey    -     - Not paying attention to road
belljr    -     - this is easy, most suck and don't know rules of the road, or pay attention. texting is easy answer. I'll say slow cars in passing lane.
shuke    -     No turn signal
Nugget    -          Texting while driving
Yankee23Fan    -     . Blasting music from their car that sucks.  It's not good like the Beatles, it sucks balls.  Not even music.  Just noise to break the speakers in the car and let everyone know that you are, in fact, a giant hole.
Bob Sacamano    -     Driving too slow in the left hand lane x 1,000,000. But that's krista's, too, so let's go texting and driving just ahead of applying makeup and driving and reading a book and driving.
Getzlaf15    -     using a cell phone
El Floppo    -      ####### everything. biggest- they aren't paying attention.
AAABatteries    -     They are in my way
The Iguana    -     When they drive too slow for no good reason! 
Cjw_55106    -     Stupidity
Hodor    -    - WHEN THEY TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS AND CONTEMPLATE EARTH AND DONT GO ON GREEN LIGHT!
EYLive    -     - drive too slow
ProstheticRGK    -    They suck. Or not paying attention
Worm    -    lack of turn signals
Maik Jeaunz    -     driving too slow! move, #####, get out the way! get out the way, #####, get out the way!
fatguyinalittlecoat    -     Tailgating
ShamrockPride    -     Tailgating
IrishTwinkie    -    Left lane losers (aka slow driving in left lane)
caustic    -     Not using turn signal
Jules Winnfield    -     Weaving in and out of traffic
Sinn Fein    -     Too slow in fast lane
Ray McKigney    -    Sitting in the left lane going the speed limit or under. I want to bludgeon them to death with a rhinoceros dong. 
Rustoleum    -     No turn signals
Nick Vermeil    -     Tailgating
Ned    -      Slowpokes in the left lane
dino259    -    Slow drivers in the left lane
scoobus    -     no turn signals
popeye    -     - left lane crusaders keeping it real at 54 MPH
Wingnut    -     Distracted driving
heckmanm    -      Turn signals
sho nuff    -       Lack of using turn signals.

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I HONK AT YOU DAN LAMBFACE!

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And then

 

 

 

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EVERYTHING.  But for my real answer, driving slowly in the passing lane.  Those people should be shot into space with a mouth full of angry bees.

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1 hour ago, AAABatteries said:

There's a joke about coming from behind and your sister that I would normally make but in our current COVID invested world I'm not sure I have it in me.*

 

 

 

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*And I refuse to finish my own setup. 

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Ah, who am I kidding - your sister had it in her last night!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@ned sister's potato salad

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1 minute ago, Ray McKigney said:

 

I'm down for either of these punishments. But definitely one or the other. 

Yours was more creative, but I fear supply-chain issues might make rhinoceros dong more difficult to come by than angry bees.

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4 minutes ago, Jules Winnfield said:

Outa my box

This one has a breath freshener in it

If you've ever had a dog and cat in the same house, dog likes to raid the cat box for Kitty's Tootsie Rolls

My dog Lucy (RIP) did this.  Most disgusting thing ever.  Wish I’d known these products existed!

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"Not using your left and right turn signals" - Jim Cornette - 8
Driving slow in the left/passing lane - ran over
Driving too slow in general - 4
Distracted driving - 7
Tailgating - 3
A myriad of other driving malpractices - 0

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08. Name a type of gun that doesn't use bullets as ammunition.

Long Ball Larry    -      STUN GUN
GAlmgren    -     -T-shirt gun
Dan Lambskin    -    potato gun
Galileo    -       Stun Gun
Nipsey    -     - Nail Gun
belljr    -    are sperm considered bullets?  Love gun? Blow gun? Salt gun? Taser?  I'll say blow  gun.
shuke    -     Squirt gun
Nugget    -          Staple gun
Yankee23Fan    -     . sex pistol
Bob Sacamano    -     I expect Krista will go Taser here, so let's assume there are enough of the proper age and redneck persuasion to say potato gun
Getzlaf15    -        water
El Floppo    -      stun (really want to say spud here).
AAABatteries    -     Water gun
The Iguana    -     Staple gun - too much to shoot staples at people too. 
Cjw_55106    -     Nail
Hodor    -    - MY RUBBER BAND GUN THAT I SHOT MY MOMS IN THE EAR LOBE AND GAVE HER FREE EAR PIERCE 
EYLive    -     - paintball gun
ProstheticRGK    -    potato gun
Worm    -    finger gun *pew* *pew*
Maik Jeaunz    -     I think krista will say water gun, so I'll say potato gun!
fatguyinalittlecoat    -     Water gun
ShamrockPride    -     Nerf gun
IrishTwinkie    -    Radar Gun
caustic    -     Water gun
Jules Winnfield    -    Shotgun
Sinn Fein    -     Water Gun
Ray McKigney    -    Radar gun. 
Rustoleum    -      nail gun
Nick Vermeil    -     Love Gun
Ned    -      watergun
dino259    -    Potato gun
scoobus    -     water
popeye    -     - Potato
Wingnut    -     Squirt gun
heckmanm    -      shotgun
sho nuff    -        Finger Guns

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Dammit, Bobbeh!

 

 

krista4

Taser.  Does this count?  This question doesn’t really play to my strengths, whatever those might be.

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