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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (2 Viewers)

Day 4: A shepherd abiding in his field

This is SHEEP. You want to MATCH others' answers. You get points based on how many other players' answers you match. Answer all sheep prompts. No Googling!

04-01. What's the worst type of decoration you see around the neighborhood during the holidays?
04-02. Name a Christmastime confection.
04-03. Name an antagonist from a Christmas claymation short feature.

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Day 5: The Quip Strikes Back

This is QUIPLASH. You want to STAND OUT. You get points based on how many voters think your quip was the best. Answer only TWO quip prompts. Be quick and clever!

05-01. Name of the hot new bathroom fixture released this holiday season.
05-02. This TV spinoff of a successful series never really took off, probably because of its title.
05-03. It's no secret your host loves pro wrestling. What you MIGHT find surprising, though, is my newest hobby: ____________.

 
hagmania said:
03-02. It never gets told, but this is the real reason the Inn at Bethlehem had no vacancies.
Bob Sacamano    -    Ditkaless Wonders' 30th birthday party    -    1
dino259    -    Ray Karpis was on his robe optional trip    -    0
AAABatteries    -   ####ter's full  -    2
Long Ball Larry    -    Filled with hookers bought by salesmen in town for for world famous Myrrh Convention    -    2
Worm    -    Asian Massage Parlor Convention    -    0
Foosball God    -    Porn convention    -    0
Rustoleum    -    Syrian Shiners First Annual Convention was in town. Tiny chariots EVERYWHERE.    -    0
Nick Vermeil    -    Philip River's family was in town for the holidays.    -    4
NotSmart    -    Sodomites always have the place booked for conventions.    -    2
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Fwiw, the answer I had for this was that Joseph and Mary looked a little TOO Jewish.

 
hagmania said:
@AAABatteries @Bob Sacamano @bryhamm @dino259 @Foosball God @GAlmgren @heckmanm @krista4 @Long Ball Larry @Murph @Nick Vermeil @NotSmart @ragincajun @Rustoleum @scoobus @Studs & Duds @The Iguana @Worm

You guys have played or voted in the first 3 days. Giving you the heads up for 4 & 5. Let's take back Quipmas!
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Had the day off Thursday so I had no time to submit answers.  Seems like I didn't miss much.  Just sent in what some would call answers.

 
04-01. What's the worst type of decoration you see around the neighborhood during the holidays?
Worm    -    Blow-up lawn decorations
heckmanm    -    Yard projectors
bryhamm    -    inflatables
NotSmart    -    Inflatables.
Bob Sacamano    -    The real answer here is those cheap multi-colored lights that run red, yellow, green, blue, orange, salmon, puce, vomit... but I don't know if it sheeps. OR those old time hard plastic characters that a re lit up. Those might actually be the worst. Inflatables seem easy. But some of them are objectively fantastic. The laser light things that project on your house/garage? Think I'm going with that. Laser light projectors.
Nick Vermeil    -    Inflatable Snow globe
Long Ball Larry    -    Anything that talks
scoobus    -    Lights
AAABatteries    -    Inflatables
dino259    -    spinning light design projected onto house
Rustoleum    -    Anything inflatable

Host Answer: I loathe the spinning projectors. I call them the Christmas Pox. +1 bonus

Inflatables - 6
Projectors - 3+1
Rest - 0

04-02. Name a Christmastime confection.
Worm    -    Classic Christmas sugar cookie
heckmanm    -    candy cane
bryhamm    -    fruitcake
NotSmart    -    Christmas Cookies
Bob Sacamano    -    Candy Cane
Nick Vermeil    -    Fudge
Long Ball Larry    -    fruitcake
scoobus    -    Candy cane
AAABatteries    -    Candy Cane
dino259    -    as Ralphie famously said - Fudge
Rustoleum    -    Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes [Host Note: lol]

Host Answer: Divinity, with a pecan half in the middle. No bonus

Candy Cane - 4
Cookies - 2
Fruitcake - 2
Fudge - 2

04-03. Name an antagonist from a Christmas claymation short feature.
Worm    -    Abominable Snow Man from Rudolph
heckmanm    -    Heat Miser
bryhamm    -    the heat mizer
NotSmart    -    The Bumble!
Bob Sacamano    -    Bumble is the only one I can even come up with
Nick Vermeil    -    Heat Miser
Long Ball Larry    -    abominable snowman
scoobus    -    Abominable snowman
AAABatteries    -    The Abominable Snowman
dino259    -    Bumble, they bounce
Rustoleum    -    Burgermeister Meisterburger

Host Answer: Herr Burgermeister. It is a difficult responsibility... +1 bonus

Also, I'm in the generous Christmas spirit today; not going to count against "more specific answers" of Bumble when the real sheep just said "Abominable Snowman".

Bumble - 7
Heat Miser - 3
Burgermeister Meisterburger - 0+1

Final Standings

AAABatteries    -    17
Worm    -    15
NotSmart    -    15
Bob Sacamano    -    15
dino259    -    13
heckmanm    -    11
bryhamm    -    11
Nick Vermeil    -    11
scoobus    -    11
Long Ball Larry    -    9
Rustoleum    -    7

@AAABatteries takes the first Sheep win of Quipmas!

 
Vote on these. Don't vote for your own. Audience votes are encouraged.

05-01. Name of the hot new bathroom fixture released this holiday season.
A    all new 2 in one Bidet and Waterpik
B    The Cabernet Caddy by ShowerVino™
C    Clarence Carter "Back Door Santa" Bidet
D    Insta-Neti Pot
E    waist-high mistletoe dispenser
F    Hanukkah Hot Seat - Jesus may not be King of the Jews but you can be King sitting on your heated toilet seat

05-02. This TV spinoff of a successful series never really took off, probably because of its title.
A    The Facts of Death
B    The Apprentice
C    Acquaintances
D    Mad About Jew
E    Sex in the Cosby
F    The Not-So-Fresh Princess
G    Law & Order: Parking Enforcement
H    Breaking Brad - Walt's half brother takes over the Albuquerque Meth business.

05-03. It's no secret your host loves pro wrestling. What you MIGHT find surprising, though, is my newest hobby: ____________.
A    Feeding pigeons grape juice
B    Bro "Wrestling"
C    America Ninja Warrior-ing
D    Christmas baking in the neighborhood with all the old ladies
E    collecting nude Hulk Hogan dolls
F    Practicing the play-action pass?
G    SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS!  SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS! SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS!
H    Game show host!

 
Day 6: O Night Ovine

This is SHEEP. You want to MATCH others' answers. You get points based on how many other players' answers you match. Answer all sheep prompts. No Googling!

06-01. Name a verb associated with the holiday season. (example for the 4th of July: "light" as in "light off fireworks")
06-02. Name a reindeer that isn't Rudolph. (answers of "Rudolph" will score zero points)
06-03. Who is the most powerful user of The Force?

Day 7: The Quip and the Dead

This is QUIPLASH. You want to STAND OUT. You get points based on how many voters think your quip was the best. Answer only TWO quip prompts. Be quick and clever!

07-01. No one ever talks about the fourth wise man, mainly because he brought ___________ as a gift.
07-02. Disney is planning a huge Star Wars crossover event with some of their animated film classics. One such example is titled ______________.
07-03. D&D-ify a movie, television series or book that my bard could tell the story of and land big tips at the tavern. (example: "The Goblinfather")

 
hagmania said:
04-01. What's the worst type of decoration you see around the neighborhood during the holidays?
Worm    -    Blow-up lawn decorations
heckmanm    -    Yard projectors
bryhamm    -    inflatables
NotSmart    -    Inflatables.
Bob Sacamano    -    The real answer here is those cheap multi-colored lights that run red, yellow, green, blue, orange, salmon, puce, vomit... but I don't know if it sheeps. OR those old time hard plastic characters that a re lit up. Those might actually be the worst. Inflatables seem easy. But some of them are objectively fantastic. The laser light things that project on your house/garage? Think I'm going with that. Laser light projectors.
Nick Vermeil    -    Inflatable Snow globe
Long Ball Larry    -    Anything that talks
scoobus    -    Lights
AAABatteries    -    Inflatables
dino259    -    spinning light design projected onto house
Rustoleum    -    Anything inflatable

Host Answer: I loathe the spinning projectors. I call them the Christmas Pox. +1 bonus

Inflatables - 6
Projectors - 3+1
Rest - 0

04-02. Name a Christmastime confection.
Worm    -    Classic Christmas sugar cookie
heckmanm    -    candy cane
bryhamm    -    fruitcake
NotSmart    -    Christmas Cookies
Bob Sacamano    -    Candy Cane
Nick Vermeil    -    Fudge
Long Ball Larry    -    fruitcake
scoobus    -    Candy cane
AAABatteries    -    Candy Cane
dino259    -    as Ralphie famously said - Fudge
Rustoleum    -    Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes [Host Note: lol]

Host Answer: Divinity, with a pecan half in the middle. No bonus

Candy Cane - 4
Cookies - 2
Fruitcake - 2
Fudge - 2

04-03. Name an antagonist from a Christmas claymation short feature.
Worm    -    Abominable Snow Man from Rudolph
heckmanm    -    Heat Miser
bryhamm    -    the heat mizer
NotSmart    -    The Bumble!
Bob Sacamano    -    Bumble is the only one I can even come up with
Nick Vermeil    -    Heat Miser
Long Ball Larry    -    abominable snowman
scoobus    -    Abominable snowman
AAABatteries    -    The Abominable Snowman
dino259    -    Bumble, they bounce
Rustoleum    -    Burgermeister Meisterburger

Host Answer: Herr Burgermeister. It is a difficult responsibility... +1 bonus

Also, I'm in the generous Christmas spirit today; not going to count against "more specific answers" of Bumble when the real sheep just said "Abominable Snowman".

Bumble - 7
Heat Miser - 3
Burgermeister Meisterburger - 0+1

Final Standings

AAABatteries    -    17
Worm    -    15
NotSmart    -    15
Bob Sacamano    -    15
dino259    -    13
heckmanm    -    11
bryhamm    -    11
Nick Vermeil    -    11
scoobus    -    11
Long Ball Larry    -    9
Rustoleum    -    7

@AAABatteries takes the first Sheep win of Quipmas!
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As our POTUS would say - that was a perfect Sheep.  :bowtie:

 
05-01. Name of the hot new bathroom fixture released this holiday season.        
dino259    -    all new 2 in one Bidet and Waterpik    -    3
Bob Sacamano    -    The Cabernet Caddy by ShowerVino™    -    2
heckmanm    -    Clarence Carter "Back Door Santa" Bidet    -    3
Rustoleum    -    Insta-Neti Pot    -    4
bryhamm    -    waist-high mistletoe dispenser    -    1
AAABatteries    -    Hanukkah Hot Seat - Jesus may not be King of the Jews but you can be King sitting on your heated toilet seat    -    0

@Rustoleum flushes the competition (10 or 12 times)

05-02. This TV spinoff of a successful series never really took off, probably because of its title.        
Worm    -    The Facts of Death    -    3
AAABatteries    -    The Apprentice    -    0
scoobus    -    Acquaintances    -    1
Nick Vermeil    -    Mad About Jew    -    4
Long Ball Larry    -    Sex in the Cosby    -    3
Bob Sacamano    -    The Not-So-Fresh Princess    -    1
heckmanm    -    Law & Order: Parking Enforcement    -    1
NotSmart    -    Breaking Brad - Walt's half brother takes over the Albuquerque Meth business.    -    0

@Nick Vermeil's dud was scheduled to release after the (also failed) Soup Nazi spinoff: Neinfeld

05-03. It's no secret your host loves pro wrestling. What you MIGHT find surprising, though, is my newest hobby: ____________.        
scoobus    -    Feeding pigeons grape juice    -    3
Nick Vermeil    -    Bro "Wrestling"    -    0
Worm    -    America Ninja Warrior-ing    -    0
dino259    -    Christmas baking in the neighborhood with all the old ladies    -    3
bryhamm    -    collecting nude Hulk Hogan dolls    -    4
Rustoleum    -    Practicing the play-action pass?    -    0
Long Ball Larry    -    SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS!  SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS! SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS!    -    2
NotSmart    -    Game show host!    -    1

EXCUSE ME @bryhamm; THEY'RE NUDE COLLECTIBLE FIGURINES.

 
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06-01. Name a verb associated with the holiday season. (example for the 4th of July: "light" as in "light off fireworks")
bryhamm    -    open/opening
heckmanm    -    jingle
Worm    -    Wrap
Bob Sacamano    -    Shop
Bull Dozier    -    Cooking
scoobus    -    give
dino259    -    carol
Nick Vermeil    -    buy
AAABatteries    -    Caroling
Rustoleum    -    Give
NotSmart    -    Drinking
Long Ball Larry    -    caroling

to carol (v.) - 3
to give (v.) - 2

06-02. Name a reindeer that isn't Rudolph. (answers of "Rudolph" will score zero points)
bryhamm    -    dasher
heckmanm    -    Dasher
Worm    -    Since it's Footballguys... I'll go with Blitzen
Bob Sacamano    -    dasher
Bull Dozier    -    Dasher
scoobus    -    dasher
dino259    -    Blitzen
Nick Vermeil    -    Dasher
AAABatteries    -    Comet
Rustoleum    -    Dasher
NotSmart    -    Donner
Long Ball Larry    -    Dasher

Dasher - 8
Blitzen - 2

06-03. Who is the most powerful user of The Force?
bryhamm    -    Darth Vader
heckmanm    -    Yoda
Worm    -    Luke
Bob Sacamano    -    Emperor Palpatine
Bull Dozier    -    Tough one here, three possible answers, I'm going to go with Yoda to cover the most ground
scoobus    -    yoda
dino259    -    Luke
Nick Vermeil    -    Yoda
AAABatteries    -    Vader
Rustoleum    -    [Host's Note: English is hard, I get it]
NotSmart    -    Luke
Long Ball Larry    -    Luke

Yoda - 4 points, he scores
Luke - 4
Vader - 2
Palpatine - #1 in my heart

Long Ball Larry    -    15
scoobus    -    14
heckmanm    -    12
Bull Dozier    -    12
Nick Vermeil    -    12
bryhamm    -    10
Rustoleum    -    10
dino259    -    9
Bob Sacamano    -    8
Worm    -    6
AAABatteries    -    5
NotSmart    -    4

@Long Ball Larry shows that practicing with your own home version of Sheep pays off

 
Please send one vote apiece for your favorite quips. Do not vote for your own. Audience votes are encouraged!

07-01. No one ever talks about the fourth wise man, mainly because he brought ___________ as a gift.
A    mikes hard lemonade
B    Fruit Cake
C    Jelly of the Month Club
D    Jelly of the month club certificate
E    Box wine
F    Fruitcake
G    Savings bonds
H   cholera
I     KY Jelly
J    Camel Dung

07-02. Disney is planning a huge Star Wars crossover event with some of their animated film classics. One such example is titled ______________.
A    Winnie the Pooh and Windu, Too
B    Snow White and the Seven Droids
C    101 Wookiees
D    Big Hero Sith
E    When You Wish Upon a Death Star
F    One hundred and Obi-Wan Dalmatians
G    Didn’t they already do that with Empire strikes back in the TaunTaun and Frozen?

07-03. D&D-ify a movie, television series or book that my bard could tell the story of and land big tips at the tavern. (example: "The Goblinfather")
A    Raiders of the lost Orc
B    Of Orcs and Men
C    The Old Man and the NPC
D    Paladin's Lamp
E    Orc and Mindy
F    Orc and Mindy
G    Captain America: Civil Warlock

[Host's Note: duplicated answers happen sometimes and are reported unaltered]

 
hagmania said:
Please send one vote apiece for your favorite quips. Do not vote for your own. Audience votes are encouraged!

07-01. No one ever talks about the fourth wise man, mainly because he brought ___________ as a gift.
A    mikes hard lemonade
B    Fruit Cake
C    Jelly of the Month Club
D    Jelly of the month club certificate
E    Box wine
F    Fruitcake
G    Savings bonds
H   cholera
I     KY Jelly
J    Camel Dung
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I can’t believe no one said a Peloton.

 
Day 8: Is mutton kosher?

This is SHEEP. You want to MATCH others' answers. You get points based on how many other players' answers you match. Answer all sheep prompts. No Googling!

08-01. What's the WORST gift that my true love gave to me?
08-02. Other than snow, name a component needed to build a snowman. (Answers of "snow" score zero points)
08-03. Name a hot drink to enjoy on Christmas day.

Day 9: Pecan Pie with Cool Quips

This is QUIPLASH. You want to STAND OUT. You get points based on how many voters think your quip was the best. Answer only TWO quip prompts. Be quick and clever!

09-01. NEW! From the creators of Elf on the Shelf, they are proud to release this holiday season _______________.
09-02. Santa has been keeping up with the times; this year he is giving naughty boys and girls _______________.
09-03. Before the Grinch ever stole Christmas, he was first caught committing this other crime.

 
07-01. No one ever talks about the fourth wise man, mainly because he brought ___________ as a gift.
scoobus    -    mikes hard lemonade    -    2
AAABatteries    -    Fruit Cake    -    0.5
heckmanm    -    Jelly of the Month Club    -    0
Long Ball Larry    -    Jelly of the month club certificate    -    0
Worm    -    Box wine    -    1
NotSmart    -    Fruitcake    -    0.5
Bull Dozier    -    Savings bonds    -    3
Nick Vermeil    -    cholera    -    1
bryhamm    -    KY Jelly    -    1
dino259    -    Camel Dung    -    0

Gee thanks, Grandpa @Bull Dozier

07-02. Disney is planning a huge Star Wars crossover event with some of their animated film classics. One such example is titled ______________.
Bob Sacamano    -    Winnie the Pooh and Windu, Too    -    0
Long Ball Larry    -    Snow White and the Seven Droids    -    3
scoobus    -    101 Wookiees    -    0
Bull Dozier    -    Big Hero Sith    -    2
AAABatteries    -    When You Wish Upon a Death Star    -    2
Rustoleum    -    One hundred and Obi-Wan Dalmatians    -    2
dino259    -    Didn’t they already do that with Empire strikes back in the TaunTaun and Frozen?    -    0

@Long Ball Larry is the fairest of them all!

07-03. D&D-ify a movie, television series or book that my bard could tell the story of and land big tips at the tavern. (example: "The Goblinfather")
heckmanm    -    Raiders of the lost Orc    -    2
Nick Vermeil    -    Of Orcs and Men    -    0
Worm    -    The Old Man and the NPC    -    3
bryhamm    -    Paladin's Lamp    -    2
NotSmart    -    Orc and Mindy    -    0.5
Rustoleum    -    Orc and Mindy    -    1.5
Bob Sacamano    -    Captain America: Civil Warlock    -    0

@Worm really knows his way around a dungeon.

 
hagmania said:
05-03. It's no secret your host loves pro wrestling. What you MIGHT find surprising, though, is my newest hobby: ____________.        

Long Ball Larry    -    SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS!  SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS! SELF CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS!    -    2
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still kind of amazed that people know this reference (i assume)

 
hagmania said:
07-01. No one ever talks about the fourth wise man, mainly because he brought ___________ as a gift.

AAABatteries    -    Fruit Cake    -    0.5
NotSmart    -    Fruitcake    -    0.5
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:rolleyes:   I'm keeping the nude Hacksaw Jim Duggan doll for myself.

Wait, that doesn't sound right....

.....ARBITRARY AND FINAL!!

 
08-01. What's the WORST gift that my true love gave to me? 
heckmanm    -    Peloton (H/T Krista4)
scoobus    -    partridge in a pear tree
Bull Dozier    -    Ten lords a leaping
bryhamm    -    5 golden rings
The Iguana    -    7 swans a swimming
Nick Vermeil    -    A burning in my peepee
dino259    -    Not a caroling that would be the best gift,  Maybe maids a milking (is that allowed on this site?), lords a leaping?  Dang, now I can’t think of the rest, I will have to go with Lords a Leaping.
Long Ball Larry    -    herpes
Bob Sacamano    -    A partridge in a pear tree
NotSmart    -    A partridge in a pear tree.  I'm banking on most people starting to go through the list, singing the song in their head, getting up to 5 or 6, then saying screw it.
Rustoleum    -    herpes

a single stinkin' partridge - 3
the herp - 3
lords a leaping, nttawwt - 2

I award @Nick Vermeil +1 bonus point for making me giggle with the rhyme

08-02. Other than snow, name a component needed to build a snowman. (Answers of "snow" score zero points)
heckmanm    -    Carrot for nose
scoobus    -    carrot
Bull Dozier    -    carrot
bryhamm    -    charcoal
The Iguana    -    Carrot
Nick Vermeil    -    Carrot
dino259    -    A muse for inspiration or a carrot, I’ll go with Carrot.
Long Ball Larry    -    hat
Bob Sacamano    -    Carrot nose
NotSmart    -    Scarf.  I agonized over coal and carrot as the other choices.
Rustoleum    -    stick

carrot - 7

08-03. Name a hot drink to enjoy on Christmas day.
heckmanm    -    Hot Cocoa
scoobus    -    hot cocoa
Bull Dozier    -    hot chocolate
bryhamm    -    hot chocolate
The Iguana    -    hot chocolate
Nick Vermeil    -    Hot Chocolate
dino259    -    A tom and Jerry while watching Tom and Jerry if only they tasted good.  Egg nog will be said but that also doesn’t taste good.  Something with booze.  Stay simple with Hot Chocolate.
Long Ball Larry    -    hot chocolate
Bob Sacamano    -    Irish coffee is the correct answer, but I suppose I'll just go with Coffee
NotSmart    -    Hot chocolate.  Only other answer I considered was Hot Toddy.
Rustoleum    -    hot chocolate

hot chocolate (yeah, we've got it!) - 10

 
Nick Vermeil    -    21
scoobus    -    20
Bull Dozier    -    19
dino259    -    19
heckmanm    -    17
The Iguana    -    17
NotSmart    -    13
Long Ball Larry    -    12
Rustoleum    -    12
bryhamm    -    10
Bob Sacamano    -    10

@Nick Vermeil takes full advantage of the host's humor to eke out the victory! Who knew sheep could be creative!

 
Please send one vote apiece for your favorite quips. Do not vote for your own. Audience votes are encouraged!

09-01. NEW! From the creators of Elf on the Shelf, they are proud to release this holiday season ____________.
A    socks on cocks
B    Soulless Ginger-bread Man
C    Reindeer in your Beer (antler shaped drinking straws)
D    Priest in the Closet
E    The crack whore at the back door
F    **** on a stick
G    Trumper in the dumper

09-02. Santa has been keeping up with the times; this year he is giving naughty boys and girls ____________.
A    Boeing 737 Max tickets
B    dislikes
C    gender reassignments
D    tazings
E    to R Kelly
F    Plastic straws
G    Scrunchies from the VSCO girls
H    negative Yelp ratings
I    A flip phone
J    tide pods

09-03. Before the Grinch ever stole Christmas, he was first caught committing this other crime.
A    Going fahoo foray in a dahoo doray zone
B    Voyeurism - using his telescope from high on Mount Crumpit to spy on Whovillians getting freaky. 
C    fapping in a movie theater
D    Grand Theft Dreidel
E    It was a crime of passion when he stole cable to watch Wrestlemania

 
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