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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (1 Viewer)

When's the deadline to submit answers?

I really want to win. Because my wife said sticking my weener into our mailslot is only acceptable if it's celebratory.
Probably sometime tomorrow or Tuesday. Will play it based on number of responses. Once I get what I feel is a "good" number I'll set a deadline.

 
Placeholder - considering adding this as a calendar item, but not sure I want to explain to my boss what this is. 

 
Closing submissions at this time and tallying up the scores. Please bear with me folks; I work for a massive hospital chain. Easy to imagine we are a little busy.

I'll start rolling this out today, but we may not have a winner crowned until tomorrow.

 
Closing submissions at this time and tallying up the scores. Please bear with me folks; I work for a massive hospital chain. Easy to imagine we are a little busy.

I'll start rolling this out today, but we may not have a winner crowned until tomorrow.
:kicksrock:   I wonder why this is taking so long?   :D

 
I appreciate hags (AKA the people's champion) trying to keep us all sane during these times. I am sitting this one out, but I will be in on the next one!

 
hagmania said:
Closing submissions at this time and tallying up the scores. Please bear with me folks; I work for a massive hospital chain. Easy to imagine we are a little busy.

I'll start rolling this out today, but we may not have a winner crowned until tomorrow.
Sent

 
It's time!

1. The milk left in the cereal bowl after you're done with all the cereal

@Long Ball Larry    -    95
@heckmanm    -    92
@El Floppo    -    I've seen Dan delicately eat a pancake burger or some other kind of atrocity. He lives for this stuff. 10
@Galileo    -    80, Nectar of the goddess Ceres herself with the right cereal! But Dan probably doesn't have great taste in cereal so downgraded a little bit.
@popeye    -    90
@Getzlaf15    -    80
@scoobus    -    7 - Fat people like food, milk with tiny bits of cereal constitutes food.  Just have to hope he likes cereal.
@ProstheticRGK    -    97. Depending on what kind of cereal you used, it's awesome.
@EYLive    -    15/100 I don't think Dan would look kindly upon any food left uneaten, including milk remnants. 
@AAABatteries    -    89
@fatguyinalittlecoat    -    88 -- Lambskin described himself as fat, I'm thinking he's Cookoo for Cocoa Puffs or some other sugar in a box
@bryhamm    -    while lambskin doesn't eat cereal all that much, he LOVES the milk at the end. 92
@Bob Sacamano    -    Lambskin loves the milk left in the bowl after cereal. He picks up the bowl and drinks it like a 6 year-old. 92
@Ray McKigney    -    Sweet nectar. Like drinking unicorn milk right from the teat. 88
@caustic    -    80
@Nick Vermeil    -    58
@Yankee23Fan    -    95
@Nugget    -    72
@shuke    -    921

 
Dan Lambskin

46 - I don’t eat a lot of cereal.  Depending on the type of cereal I’ll usually finish it off but not something I look forward to.  I also use a minimal amount of milk so I don’t have to deal with this decision

 
Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    49
heckmanm    -    46
El Floppo    -    36
Galileo    -    34
popeye    -    44
Getzlaf15    -    34
scoobus    -    39
ProstheticRGK    -    51
EYLive    -    31
AAABatteries    -    43
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    42
bryhamm    -    46
Bob Sacamano    -    46
Ray McKigney    -    42
caustic    -    34
Nick Vermeil    -    12
Yankee23Fan    -    49
Nugget    -    26
shuke    -    875

Nick Vermeil takes the lead, while some of you are realizing you didn't read the directions very closely. Also, EY's lucky I didn't score his as decimals.

 
Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    49
heckmanm    -    46
El Floppo    -    36
Galileo    -    34
popeye    -    44
Getzlaf15    -    34
scoobus    -    39
ProstheticRGK    -    51
EYLive    -    31
AAABatteries    -    43
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    42
bryhamm    -    46
Bob Sacamano    -    46
Ray McKigney    -    42
caustic    -    34
Nick Vermeil    -    12
Yankee23Fan    -    49
Nugget    -    26
shuke    -    875
:lmao:  

 
Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    49
heckmanm    -    46
El Floppo    -    36
Galileo    -    34
popeye    -    44
Getzlaf15    -    34
scoobus    -    39
ProstheticRGK    -    51
EYLive    -    31
AAABatteries    -    43
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    42
bryhamm    -    46
Bob Sacamano    -    46
Ray McKigney    -    42
caustic    -    34
Nick Vermeil    -    12
Yankee23Fan    -    49
Nugget    -    26
shuke    -    875

Nick Vermeil takes the lead, while some of you are realizing you didn't read the directions very closely. Also, EY's lucky I didn't score his as decimals.
Looks like this was on a scale of 100 and not 1000?  Oops.

 
2. Minecraft

heckmanm    -    40
El Floppo    -    5
Galileo    -    30, Dan may rate this higher thinking it is some sort of micro brew.
popeye    -    10
Getzlaf15    -    15
scoobus    -    5 - Most people on this site are older, so he should have kids who play this even if he doesn't. Minecraft is kind of like video games legos, so thinking he at least gives it a meh
ProstheticRGK    -    50. Lamby has played this before, probably with kids. This game sucks. Within 15 minutes of playing it, you realize "what's the effing point?"
EYLive    -    7/100 Since Minecraft isn't a food product, Dan probably isn't even aware of Minecraft's existence. Since it doesn't sound delicious, he'll rate it low, but not too low just in case it turns out it's edible. 
AAABatteries    -    0
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    20 -- I don't think many adults play this game, so if Lambskin rates this high there's a chance he's a pedo
bryhamm    -    is lambskin a gamer. no idea, so let's split it. 50
Bob Sacamano    -    The only thing Lambskin likes pixelated is his bukkake. But he appreciates the creativity behind it. 34
Ray McKigney    -    Never played it. Seems like a game for powernerds. Which most of us are. Taking a stab that Dan never played. 20.
caustic    -    30
Nick Vermeil    -    23
Yankee23Fan    -    5
Nugget    -    38
shuke    -    125

 
Dan Lambskin

96 - not something I play myself but I admire it for what it was.  The creativity level is off the charts.  Wish I had it as a kid.  My kids enjoy it, keeps them busy.  Deducting a few points for annoying YouTube videos that it spawned.  I think one time I put Jen aka SuperGirlyGamer in the oddly attractive thread and was ridiculed for it

Whew, big variance here. No need to gang up on him though, Bob.

 
Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    73
heckmanm    -    56
El Floppo    -    46
Galileo    -    66
popeye    -    86
Getzlaf15    -    81
scoobus    -    46
ProstheticRGK    -    46
EYLive    -    89
AAABatteries    -    96
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    76
bryhamm    -    46
Bob Sacamano    -    62
Ray McKigney    -    76
caustic    -    66
Nick Vermeil    -    73
Yankee23Fan    -    91
Nugget    -    58
shuke    -    83.5

 
Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    73
heckmanm    -    56
El Floppo    -    46
Galileo    -    66
popeye    -    86
Getzlaf15    -    81
scoobus    -    46
ProstheticRGK    -    46
EYLive    -    89
AAABatteries    -    96
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    76
bryhamm    -    46
Bob Sacamano    -    62
Ray McKigney    -    76
caustic    -    66
Nick Vermeil    -    73
Yankee23Fan    -    91
Nugget    -    58
shuke    -    83.5
blood bath.  

 
Scoreboard

scoobus    -    70
Nugget    -    84
Nick Vermeil    -    85
bryhamm    -    92
ProstheticRGK    -    97
El Floppo    -    100
Galileo    -    100
caustic    -    100
heckmanm    -    102
Bob Sacamano    -    108
Getzlaf15    -    115
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    118
Ray McKigney    -    118
EYLive    -    120
Long Ball Larry    -    122
shuke    -    129.6
popeye    -    130
AAABatteries    -    139
Yankee23Fan    -    140

 
Dan Lambskin

96 - not something I play myself but I admire it for what it was.  The creativity level is off the charts.  Wish I had it as a kid.  My kids enjoy it, keeps them busy.  Deducting a few points for annoying YouTube videos that it spawned.  I think one time I put Jen aka SuperGirlyGamer in the oddly attractive thread and was ridiculed for it

Whew, big variance here. No need to gang up on him though, Bob.
This guy clearly doesn't know Lambskin as well as I do. I think we need some sort of outside verification.

 
3. The Harlem Shake as a viral dance fad

Long Ball Larry    -    w
heckmanm    -    23
El Floppo    -    2
Galileo    -    20, Dan is too cool for dance fads
popeye    -    70
Getzlaf15    -    5
scoobus    -    4 -Tough one, you either love it or you hate it, let's hope he hates it. Actually changing it to a 4 in case he hasn't heard of it
ProstheticRGK    -    75. I barely remember this fad. It was lame, as all fads are, but there were some funny ones, maybe?
EYLive    -    11/100 On one hand, it sounds like something tasty you could order at a diner in a black neighborhood, but on the other hand Dan has been socially distancing himself from exercise since the 90's. Hence the very low rating.
AAABatteries    -    -10
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    35 - This was fun for like a day a few years ago, hard to imagine Lambskin would still be digging it
bryhamm    -    he thinks it's generally stupid, but it did catch on a spread like wildfire so he can appreciate it.  65
Bob Sacamano    -    Lambskin enjoys his memes, but he doesn't participate in this particular one. 52.
Ray McKigney    -    Fruitier than Richard Simmons and Andy Cohen oil wrestling to the Village People. 1.
caustic    -    5
Nick Vermeil    -    65
Yankee23Fan    -    10? I have no idea what this is and refuse to actually enter that into a browser. 
Nugget    -    84
shuke    -    436

 

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