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FFA Bored Games - 9/22 SHEEP IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK - Reveal and podium! (4 Viewers)

Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    25
heckmanm    -    20
El Floppo    -    42
Galileo    -    17
popeye    -    2
Getzlaf15    -    2
scoobus    -    22
ProstheticRGK    -    7
EYLive    -    8
AAABatteries    -    27
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    17
bryhamm    -    82
Bob Sacamano    -    22
Ray McKigney    -    8
caustic    -    22
Nick Vermeil    -    7
Yankee23Fan    -    91
Nugget    -    73
shuke    -    2.1

 
Scoreboard

caustic    -    175
heckmanm    -    186
Galileo    -    197
scoobus    -    205
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    208
shuke    -    213.1
Ray McKigney    -    214
Bob Sacamano    -    223
Long Ball Larry    -    232
AAABatteries    -    236
Getzlaf15    -    252
El Floppo    -    253
popeye    -    255
Nick Vermeil    -    256
ProstheticRGK    -    259
Nugget    -    290
EYLive    -    291
Yankee23Fan    -    292
bryhamm    -    331

 
8. Teaching as an occupation

Long Ball Larry    -    63
heckmanm    -    28
El Floppo    -    11
Galileo    -    90, R-E-S-P-E-C-T
popeye    -    75
Getzlaf15    -    40
scoobus    -    7 - This is tough because could be interpreted as do you respect teachers, or would you want to teach, I'm hoping he interprets it as the former
ProstheticRGK    -    30. Because they let Tanner do it.
EYLive    -    90/100 Dan respects teachers, but has emotional scars from when Mr. O'Connor, his 6th grade social studies teacher sang "I see London, I see France, I see Danny's underpants!' while giving him a wedgie in front of the whole class. If Dan had been a cuter kid, he would have gotten more than a wedgie from Mr. O'Connor.
AAABatteries    -    75
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    66 - Is Lambskin a teacher?  I don't even know.  This is a total guess.
bryhamm    -    underrated. 88
Bob Sacamano    -    Everyone has a teacher in their family, right? He appreciates what they do, but he wouldn't personally take the pay cut to do it, even for the 3 months off. 61.
Ray McKigney    -    He likes teachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it again. 55.
caustic    -    40 Odds of Dan trying to dunk on Tanner here are pretty good. Personally, I would never rate such an ESTEEMED and IMPORTANT profession this low. [Everyone starts hugging and kissing me]
Nick Vermeil    -    60
Yankee23Fan    -    87
Nugget    -    33
shuke    -    230

 
In an attempt to completely break the space/time continuum, I just posted in the "Shuke will rate things" thread, an entry for shuke rating himself in THIS thread.

 
Mr. Lambskin

80 - if I didn’t go into engineering I’d probably be a math or science teacher, although I’d have probably gotten fired for making some sort of smart ### comment to a student.  I think I would have enjoyed it as a profession but not all the administrative BS that goes along with it.    God bless anyone who can deal with kids that much.  Oh and summers off

 
Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    17
heckmanm    -    52
El Floppo    -    30
Galileo    -    10
popeye    -    5
Getzlaf15    -    40
scoobus    -    10
ProstheticRGK    -    50
EYLive    -    10
AAABatteries    -    5
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    14
bryhamm    -    8
Bob Sacamano    -    19
Ray McKigney    -    25
caustic    -    40
Nick Vermeil    -    20
Yankee23Fan    -    7
Nugget    -    47
shuke    -    57

 
While I appreciate fine foods you guys should know I have no issues stuffing my face with garbage either 

anyone voting under 80 should be disqualified 

also getting B-dubs for dinner tomorrow 
Have them blend the parm/garlic sauce with the wild sauce.  it is unbelievably good.  heat and flavor.

 
9. @shuke

Long Ball Larry    -    88
heckmanm    -    100
El Floppo    -    8
Galileo    -    90, R-E-S-P-E-C-T
popeye    -    99
Getzlaf15    -    90
scoobus    -    10 - Who doesn't love @shuke? [Editor's Note: seems mean]
ProstheticRGK    -    95. Would be 100, but doesn't want to give shuke a big head, or come off as a fanboi. Obviously a fan of the EAT OFF videos.
EYLive    -    85/100 I think most, if not everyone, likes shuke. He makes juvenile eating videos, he has doppelgangers all over the world, doesn't have 5 gay sons NTTAWWT. #voteshuke
AAABatteries    -    95
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    98 - Everybody loves shuke, this is a lock to be a high number unless there's some bad blood I don't know about
bryhamm    -    meh. 50
Bob Sacamano    -    Guy from the internet with a sense of humor and a willingness to cram food down his maw for our entertainment? What more could Dan ask for? 98, but only because Dan doesn't like people who play with dolls.
Ray McKigney    -    Who doesn't love Shuke? 90.
caustic    -    100 Goes without saying.
Nick Vermeil    -    87.5
Yankee23Fan    -    99
Nugget    -    69
shuke    -    1000!!!

 
And yeah, this is a 2 ft gimme. But we couldn't not rate shuke, glorious Rater of Things, in our inaugural Hundo voyage.

 
Dan Lambskin

100 - HOF FBG.  Kind of wanted to rate him a 10 since that’s all the Shuke scale goes up to but I don’t think that would be fair to the game

 
Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    12
heckmanm    -    0
El Floppo    -    20
Galileo    -    10
popeye    -    1
Getzlaf15    -    10
scoobus    -    0
ProstheticRGK    -    5
EYLive    -    15
AAABatteries    -    5
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    2
bryhamm    -    50
Bob Sacamano    -    2
Ray McKigney    -    10
caustic    -    0
Nick Vermeil    -    12.5
Yankee23Fan    -    1
Nugget    -    31
shuke    -    0

 
While I appreciate fine foods you guys should know I have no issues stuffing my face with garbage either 

anyone voting under 80 should be disqualified 

also getting B-dubs for dinner tomorrow 
I'd do a pick up order that's about it....

I'm the least foodie person on the planet and have never once had a good experience in a bws....   

 
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10. Pineapple as a pizza topping

Long Ball Larry    -    57
heckmanm    -    1
El Floppo    -    -11
Galileo    -    20, Fat guys from Michigan don't believe in fruit on pizza
popeye    -    0
Getzlaf15    -    15
scoobus    -    1 - This could doom me, all or nothing here, go big or go home, but pineapple on pizza sucks, totally ruins it
ProstheticRGK    -    0. Pineapple has no place on a pizza. Period.
EYLive    -    13/100 Too healthy. Dan could eat four XL 18" pizzas by himself. But only three if they had pineapple on them.
AAABatteries    -    15
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    15 - I think the overwhelming majority of people that are capable of tasting food agree that this is an abomination, no reason Lambskin will see it differently
bryhamm    -    hell no. 5
Bob Sacamano    -    Lambskin likes pizza and he likes pineapple, but he's sensible enough to, in the immortal words of The Offspring, keep 'em separated. 10.
Ray McKigney    -    An abomination. Pineapple is for ham, desserts, and putting rings around his pud for his rabbits to nibble on. 5.
caustic    -    60 47% of Americans approve of pineapple on their pizza, compared to 32% who do not (Public Policy Polling, 2017). I'm guessing that Dan is a part of the silent plurality.
Nick Vermeil    -    5
Yankee23Fan    -    0. It better be 0.
Nugget    -    4
shuke    -    80

 
Dan Lambskin

78 - I have no issues with it, enjoy a Hawaiian pizza from time to time, not something I get too often though and I certainly wouldn’t order it in any other combination (e.g. pepperoni mushroom pineapple...GTFO)

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Personally, I like Bacon + Jalapeno + Pineapple. Sum##### is good.

 
Penalties

Long Ball Larry    -    21
heckmanm    -    77
El Floppo    -    188
Galileo    -    58
popeye    -    78
Getzlaf15    -    63
scoobus    -    68
ProstheticRGK    -    78
EYLive    -    65
AAABatteries    -    63
fatguyinalittlecoat    -    63
bryhamm    -    73
Bob Sacamano    -    68
Ray McKigney    -    73
caustic    -    18
Nick Vermeil    -    73
Yankee23Fan    -    78
Nugget    -    74
shuke    -    70

 
Wouldn't know Vellum from Adam

ProstheticRGK    -    392
EYLive    -    381
Yankee23Fan    -    378
Getzlaf15    -    365
Nick Vermeil    -    361.5

 
AcquainDANces

shuke    -    340.1
popeye    -    339
Ray McKigney    -    322
heckmanm    -    315
Bob Sacamano    -    312
AAABatteries    -    309

 

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