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http://www.borderherald.com/tainted-buffet-jacksonville-strip-club-blamed-severe-diarrhea-incident-stage/
The esteemed news site in the link won't let me cut and paste quotes here.
Cliffs:
Last Friday a few gentlemen were enjoying a show when it started to smell like burrito farts. Then a young lady on stage who is working her way through Medical School shot brown liquid all over the stage, and her high heels. A few minutes later the other studious, yet seductive, beauties on stage began to spray from their ani. It sounds like a disgusting re-enactment of the pie eating contest from Stand By Me because eventually gentlemen in the crowd rushed to the facilities and covered the sinks, urinals, floors and possibly each other with liquid feces.
After investigating the matter it has been determined that tainted buffet food was the culprit. Specifically shrimp.
Be careful guys next time you are at the Strip Club, you must always watch what you eat at those places.
Feel free to share any other Strip Club Tips.
(And before someone cries "fake news", I did verify that two of the other hard to believe stories on their site actually happened ....... not recently but they did happen)
The esteemed news site in the link won't let me cut and paste quotes here.
Cliffs:
Last Friday a few gentlemen were enjoying a show when it started to smell like burrito farts. Then a young lady on stage who is working her way through Medical School shot brown liquid all over the stage, and her high heels. A few minutes later the other studious, yet seductive, beauties on stage began to spray from their ani. It sounds like a disgusting re-enactment of the pie eating contest from Stand By Me because eventually gentlemen in the crowd rushed to the facilities and covered the sinks, urinals, floors and possibly each other with liquid feces.
After investigating the matter it has been determined that tainted buffet food was the culprit. Specifically shrimp.
Be careful guys next time you are at the Strip Club, you must always watch what you eat at those places.
Feel free to share any other Strip Club Tips.
(And before someone cries "fake news", I did verify that two of the other hard to believe stories on their site actually happened ....... not recently but they did happen)