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Desert Island Trilogy Draft - Part 1 - FYI - Whacked - Reboot being discussed (1 Viewer)

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Sorry guys, looks like the subject matter was reported or removed by a mod. Better now than halfway though the draft.

Bit hard to do a trilogy draft without the first part though. 

Not sure if there are any ways to do this now or just move on to the next one. 

 
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Weird, we have done similar themes before. 

Maybe it wouldn't draw as much attention if we did all 3 in one draft and title it differently.  We just draft songs that are about sex, drugs, or R&R?  

 
KarmaPolice said:
Weird, we have done similar themes before. 

Maybe it wouldn't draw as much attention if we did all 3 in one draft and title it differently.  We just draft songs that are about sex, drugs, or R&R?  
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Maybe. I can see drafting songs that arent PG being a problem if we have specific categories that are most definitely not PG.

If we did all 3 together, it would maybe be a bit bigger than i was hoping after genrepalooza.

i might sleep on this and see if I can come up with something.

6 sex somgs,  6 drug songs and  6 rock n roll songs too much, too little? Any ideas? 

 
That's pretty ridiculous. I was just searching for the thread. There has been so much worse here. It's sex, we're humans, what is the problem. People need to lighten/grow/smarten up.

 
My, my, my, my
Don't you worry 'bout what's on your mind (oh my)
I'm in no hurry I can take my time (oh my)
I'm going red and my tongue's getting tied (tongues' getting tied)
I'm off my head and my mouth's getting dry
I'm high, but I try, try, try (oh my)
Let's spend the night together
Now I need you more than ever
Let's spend the night together now

 
Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black
Don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl...

 
I was a little too tall
Could've used a few pounds
Tight pants points hardly reknown
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes
And points all her own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

Out past the cornfields where the woods got heavy
Out in the back seat of my '60 Chevy
Workin' on mysteries without any clues

 
Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
Edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
Through the middle of my soul

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
And a freight train running through the
Middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire

 
Northern Voice said:
That's pretty ridiculous. I was just searching for the thread. There has been so much worse here. It's sex, we're humans, what is the problem. People need to lighten/grow/smarten up.
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The Dreaded Marco said:
Agreed. If true, this is pathetic. 
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There are some mods who may have been away for awhile and have returned. Saw the thread and thought it was too much, especially the specificity of some potential categories. 

Definitely has been much worse in the forum, but it said sex in the title twice so maybe it was a bit too obvious. 

I will give it a day or 2 and maybe try a trilogy in one draft to avoid the potential categorization of harmful discussion.

 
If it's been deleted anyway, then #### it:

Love... the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

 
Good night
It's stroke-time
Let's get paralysed down both sides
Snake hips, red city kiss
And your black eyes roll back
Midnight Organ Fight
Your's gives into mine
It's all right

And the fast blood
Hurricanes through me
And then it rips my roof away with her fire heads
This is the longest kiss
Good night

And now I, I tremble
Because this fumble
Has become biblical
I feel like I just died twice
Was reborn again
For all our dirty sins

 
Northern Voice said:
That's pretty ridiculous. I was just searching for the thread. There has been so much worse here. It's sex, we're humans, what is the problem. People need to lighten/grow/smarten up.
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Just for a lark we could do an "adult" version of sex, drugs and rock and roll -

1. love in its various forms

2. things you consume  - songs about food drink, use, etc

3. Songs about songs 

 
Dang, I already jacked up my search history in preparation for the draft. 

I guess that that explains some of the more interesting pop up adds I've been getting the past couple days. 

 
A PG version of this draft would just suck. Joe Bryant, here is a very concrete example of how your PG policy is making the boards worse. 

 
Scoresman said:
A PG version of this draft would just suck. Joe Bryant, here is a very concrete example of how your PG policy is making the boards worse. 
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He doesn't care. @Joe Bryant has an idea of what he thinks these forums should be and also has no idea that the music threads/community have always been what he says he wants in his manifesto and much much more. But the title had "sex" in it, so  :kicksrock:

 
Yeah
CUmm, uhh is Cheryl here?
Well who are you?
Tell her Ice Cube is here
WHO?!
Ice Cube!
ICE CUBE?! Man I ain't lettin my damn daughter go out with no damn Ice Cubes man! Man what the hell you talkin' about man? I brought my daughter up man in a Catholic school, private school. Man what you want with her? I'm sick of this bull####!
Yo man, let me tell you somethin':

Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a slut
A queen treatin' #####s just like King Tut
Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
Suckin up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin' third
Used to get straight A's, now she just skippin' class
Oh my, do I like to grip the hips and ###
Only seventeen, with a lot of practice
On black boys jimmies and white boys cactus
Sorry sorry sir, but I gotta be brief
A lotta #####s like bustin' nuts in her teeth
Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic
That don't mean ####, cause she's givin' up the ### quick
Quicker than you can say, "Candy,"
The ##### is on my Snicker... and oh man she
Can take on three men - built like He-Men
Her little-bitty #### got gallons of semen
Fourteen #####s in line ready to bang your
Pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel
Tell the little ##### to bring her ### out the house
Cause your daughter's known, for givin' up the nappy dug out

I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that ##### can hang
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!
Givin up the nappy dug out!
[x2]

Look mother####er you better get from in front of my house with that old ### #### bull####, you girlie-### mother####er. You better get out of here witcho' fine ###. Man, youse a little fine mother####er

Mister, mister, before you make me go
I'm here to let you know your little girl is a ho
Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad
Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads
I know she is a minor and it is illegal
But the ##### is worse than Vanessa Del Rio
And if you decide to call rape
We got the little hooker on tape, now:
Tell the ####in' slut to please hurry up
And wear that dress that's tight on her butt
So I can finger-#### on the way to the bed
Been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead
Face turnin' red from grabbin' them ankles
#### and get up is how I do them stank-hoes
You should hear how she sounds with a #### in her
Boots get knocked, from here to Czechoslovakia
Two are on top, one on the bottom
First ##### got the boots; man, you shoulda shot him
Cause after I got 'em it was over
Now #####s get lucky like a four-leaf clover
On daddy's little girl
She keeps nuts in her mouth like the ##### was a squirrel
So tell Cheryl to bring her ### home
Cause the line at my house is gettin loooooooong, ay!

I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that ##### can hang
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!
Givin up the nappy dug out!
[x2]

I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that ##### can hang
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!
Yeah, yeah, #####, ##### givin up the nappy dug out!
I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that ##### can hang
I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!
Yo

Little mother####er!
Daddy, where did he go?
I'll tell you where he went, ### ####it!
Mercy!

Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out" [x2]
Givin up the nappy dug out [x2]
Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out [x2]
Givin up the nappy dug out 
Givin-givin up the nappy dug out
Mercy!

Warning: when having sexual intercourse with a female like Cheryl
You must use, jimmy hat condoms

We're called jimmy hats, have you ever seen us?
Most guys wear us round rolled up on your penis
If you're real smart, you will always use us
Put me in your wallet, 'fore some dummy screws us
And goin bare back, without the bare facts
'll have creepy crawlers crawlin on your nutsac!
So get the JIMMY to the hats
It's me and two brothers in a pack

Run out and get your jimmy hats
Small, and extra large
Run out and get your jimmy hats

Or this might happen to you!

 
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can we do songs about pompous businessmen who feign interest in their product at the beginning of each busy season instead?

 
The "evil, crude act performed only after marriage and only for the purposes of reproduction" draft seems to fit the new board culture better. 

 
R.E.L.A.X

we just need to be a bit careful with this particular draft considering the attention that will be paid to the early stages of this draft and subject matter. Normal music drafts will be fine.

It probably my fault that I was a bit too graphic with the plan i had in mind. Song choices shouldnt alter too much, but we will do the 6 x 6 x 6 for each category. 

I will post more later, but if we can just lay low and not draw attention to ourselves then all should be good

 
Northern Voice said:
He doesn't care. @Joe Bryant has an idea of what he thinks these forums should be and also has no idea that the music threads/community have always been what he says he wants in his manifesto and much much more. But the title had "sex" in it, so  :kicksrock:
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It was more than that. The OP was more graphic than it should have been. I was trying to figure out category choices and it coincided with Joe taking a more active role on the boards. Bad timing and I got carried away with the planning of it. Sticking a simple 6 songs for each of the 3 categories isnt what I planned, but its where we are. This should be the only music thread where we have an issue and i think we can still make it work.

 
John Maddens Lunchbox said:
It was more than that. The OP was more graphic than it should have been. I was trying to figure out category choices and it coincided with Joe taking a more active role on the boards. Bad timing and I got carried away with the planning of it. Sticking a simple 6 songs for each of the 3 categories isnt what I planned, but its where we are. This should be the only music thread where we have an issue and i think we can still make it work.
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It's the arbitrary aspect of it that irritates me though. On the first two pages we have threads about Game of Thrones and horror movies which have more explicit sex and violence than the draft would have. We have a Dallas Cowboys thread with "guns" and "drugs" in the title. We have Jerry Lee Lewis marrying his cousin. The lines are blurrier than ever and I don't know if I care enough to figure out where they really are.

Also, 1.04 - Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

 
John Maddens Lunchbox said:
R.E.L.A.X

we just need to be a bit careful with this particular draft considering the attention that will be paid to the early stages of this draft and subject matter. Normal music drafts will be fine.

It probably my fault that I was a bit too graphic with the plan i had in mind. Song choices shouldnt alter too much, but we will do the 6 x 6 x 6 for each category. 

I will post more later, but if we can just lay low and not draw attention to ourselves then all should be good
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Like Satan?  [Church lady voice]

Northern Voice said:
It's the arbitrary aspect of it that irritates me though. On the first two pages we have threads about Game of Thrones and horror movies which have more explicit sex and violence than the draft would have. We have a Dallas Cowboys thread with "guns" and "drugs" in the title. We have Jerry Lee Lewis marrying his cousin. The lines are blurrier than ever and I don't know if I care enough to figure out where they really are.

Also, 1.04 - Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke
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1.05 I can see clearly now, Jimmy cliff

 
I wasn't coming up with much that was good for the draft, but I'm really disappointed this can't be discussed maturely and with thought. 

 
Maybe we can have a "euphemism" draft instead.

ETA: Not to be confused with an Eephusmism draft.

ETA 2: Wait, I'm not in this draft.

 
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