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http://www.fmylife.com/article/a-man-from-illinois-books-a-prostitute-and-it-turns-out-she-s-his-wife_237056.html
According to an article published by the Telegraph Sun, a 52-year-old man from Elgin, Illinois had been using a website to meet up and have sex with prostitutes at local motels for several months. So when he found a new profile that interested him, he told his wife he’d be going out for drinks with his coworkers and made arrangements to meet up with the call girl in a neighboring town.
The profile of this lady of ‘certain abilities’ listed her age as 27 and included a faceless photo. But faces were not necessary for Mr. Elgin Man. He was revved up and ready to go. All he needed to see was her body and he was sold.
This is when #### goes down.
Around 8pm, the motel’s front desk was alerted by guests in the adjoining room of a noise disturbance after the prostitute showed up at the hotel room and discovered that the man she had come to meet was her very own husband.
To state that they were both upset would be an understatement.
Something is seriously wrong with a marriage if the husband has been habitually ordering hookers for months and the wife secretly moonlights as an escort. Oh and I’m pretty sure it goes without saying that the wife, actually 43 years old, had been lying about her age.
If this whole situation isn’t poetic justice, I don’t know what is.
I think the only person who can fully understand this situation would be the guy who wrote ‘the Pina Colada Song.’
So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady and she said, "Aw, it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew."
According to an article published by the Telegraph Sun, a 52-year-old man from Elgin, Illinois had been using a website to meet up and have sex with prostitutes at local motels for several months. So when he found a new profile that interested him, he told his wife he’d be going out for drinks with his coworkers and made arrangements to meet up with the call girl in a neighboring town.
The profile of this lady of ‘certain abilities’ listed her age as 27 and included a faceless photo. But faces were not necessary for Mr. Elgin Man. He was revved up and ready to go. All he needed to see was her body and he was sold.
This is when #### goes down.
Around 8pm, the motel’s front desk was alerted by guests in the adjoining room of a noise disturbance after the prostitute showed up at the hotel room and discovered that the man she had come to meet was her very own husband.
To state that they were both upset would be an understatement.
Something is seriously wrong with a marriage if the husband has been habitually ordering hookers for months and the wife secretly moonlights as an escort. Oh and I’m pretty sure it goes without saying that the wife, actually 43 years old, had been lying about her age.
If this whole situation isn’t poetic justice, I don’t know what is.
I think the only person who can fully understand this situation would be the guy who wrote ‘the Pina Colada Song.’
So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady and she said, "Aw, it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment and I said, "I never knew."