So there is this strip club near my office that I frequent during the day at times, I happen to be there now. There is the very cool stripper who treats me right and isn't annoying that I hang out with on occasion. Lately, every time I come in she is on top of me shortly after I walk in. She is cool and I enjoy her but I'd like to switch it up at this point. Do I just tell her straight out?
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Stripper Problem (1 Viewer)
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General Malaise
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Friday is tomorrow.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
If you're worried your stripper is going to get jealous, you should stop going to strip clubs. Or at least stop going to this one.
IC FBGCav
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SWC
Bromigo
Henry Ford
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It seems redundant, but maybe you need to tell the stripper you're not really looking for a commitment.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
"If I wanted to talk to you every day, I wouldn't be paying you $25 to grind your crotch on my lap and then walk away."
Well, I want to balance telling her to #### off for now with knowing I will want to head back her way eventually. Perhaps I'm overthinking it.
General Malaise
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#1Brownsfan
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While I don't know what this has to do with fantasy football or is this my area of expertise, I would like to add some perspective on empathy.
This girl would most likely feel rejected by your lack of interest and you could hurt her feelings. Regardless if her profession involves taking off her clothes, she is a human being with feelings, so you should be cognizant of that.
I'd think it might be best to decrease your exposure to this strip club if your feelings are strong. At the very least, I'd find out her schedule and visit on days she wasn't working.
This girl would most likely feel rejected by your lack of interest and you could hurt her feelings. Regardless if her profession involves taking off her clothes, she is a human being with feelings, so you should be cognizant of that.
I'd think it might be best to decrease your exposure to this strip club if your feelings are strong. At the very least, I'd find out her schedule and visit on days she wasn't working.
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Give her $280 and tell her to go dance for (point at guy across room) in the back for 30 mins.
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Give $140 each to her and another stripper you like to take you to the back room for 15 mins and take your batch at the same time.
Nathan R. Jessep
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Chadstroma
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I tell you what I'd do... two at the same time.
BroncoFreak_2K3
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Dr. Octopus
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1) Divide the $280 into eight $35 table dance allotments, sealed in individual ziplocs.
2) Print out this spreadsheet
3) Walk around asking strippers you like to sign up for slots (be sure to give your girl first crack so she knows she's special to you)
4) Enjoy
2) Print out this spreadsheet
3) Walk around asking strippers you like to sign up for slots (be sure to give your girl first crack so she knows she's special to you)
4) Enjoy
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James Daulton
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IrishTwinkie
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This is not a stripper problem. A stripper problem is when you fall in love with a stripper, murder your wife, throw the suitcase containing the body out the window of your moving car with your infant son the back seat. Move in w/said stripper and profess your undying love with said stripper. Thats a stripper problem. [I am NOT making this story up] [My involvement with this story starts much much later on]
Wildcat
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Foosball God
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Henry Ford
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Nathan R. Jessep
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Conanthecontrarian
Footballguy
this is all about perspective. U should see it as an opportunity, not a problem. #success
mr. furley
Footballguy
they've never done it for me either
i can't disconnect from reality and just enjoy the ####
