rockaction
Footballguy
No doubt. Three dollar bottle. She hit her mark. Afro-American woman, white man. It just ruled.
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Yeah -- I'll Buy You Wine at Wal-Mart on A Friday Night, Girl (1 Viewer)
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mr fancypants
Footballguy
Pimpin' ain't easy
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Juxtatarot
Footballguy
It might be time for your own thread soon.
rockaction
Footballguy
Dude, it was such an ornate way to run a drink scam I couldn't resist.
She wins. I bought her $2.97 worth of wine, Would do it again, just for the story.
She wins. I bought her $2.97 worth of wine, Would do it again, just for the story.
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
Nothing. I laughed at the attempt. It was so far-fetched, I entertained it. Good on her.
I'm gonna walk into Wal-Mart and pick out the guy that'll be dumb enough to buy me the drink. It worked on so many levels.
rockaction
Footballguy
What happened: I told her I knew the game. She insisted she had a debt card. I didn't push it. Why do that? You know why she did, don't ask.
rockaction
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Peyton Marino
Footballguy
lmao. is this like pulp fiction where we're going to get the story in bits and pieces out of order? just give it to us straight, man!
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
my guess: some young lady (black, it seems, not that that is important!) propositioned you to buy her a cheap bottle of wine. to do so, she ran some sort of hustle, as is common in these types of situations.
am I on the right track? what was the hustle?
am I on the right track? what was the hustle?
rockaction
Footballguy
The hustle was that she drove to a major mega-mall and picked a person out as a mark.Simply, there was no proposition. I had to offer to buy it for her.
It was quite the accompllshment.
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
rockaction
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
Peyton Marino
Footballguy
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
rockaction
Footballguy
Mah, man. No love in return for $2.97. Probably could have. I'd joked with her before about always needing to study. Would have been a Good Friday night.
rockaction
Footballguy
Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
If it weren't for girls with low standards and California Coolers/Bartles and James...I would have been a virgin until I was 22.
Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
Trubiski to Cohen dammitListen, GlennonToGentry....
...no need to mock us virgins here. :(
Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
Eh, not bad...but...no "Tanner" in that.
Wait...
...on 2nd thought...
...that could be good!
OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
Bear nerds are going crazy over Gentry now being signed.Eh, not bad...but...no "Tanner" in that.
Wait...
...on 2nd thought...
...that could be good!
I guess there always has to be a white out of place dude on the roster.
Which reminds me https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MzPWiU1TWgs
rockaction
Footballguy
Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
Well...you should know...since you actually played.....
....Jeopardy BYIACH!!!!!
So, should I pick up Tanner...
....or is he a one game show (pre-season) wonder?
Inquiring minds want the answer...
...so that they can formulate the question.
Seriously, Gentry is on my dynasty watch-list. I have Cam Meredith on my IR, but I'm not yet sure if any Bear's WRs are worth a pick-up yet; I got Cohen in a redraft...happy bout dat...but still on the edge regarding Gentry.
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
I've snuffed a few wines in my day...but Walmart is better for the cough syrup than the wine imho.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
She was probably in your niece's Advanced Algebra class.
She did some quick math on you and found you to be an easy target. Don't hate.
She did some quick math on you and found you to be an easy target. Don't hate.
rockaction
Footballguy
No doubt, and no complaint here. I bought her a drink. It was worth it all around. No hate.
How does one snuff wine?I've snuffed a few wines in my day...but Walmart is better for the cough syrup than the wine imho.
Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
Ah...an excellent question, Rok ...
...it is a very complicated chemical concoction...
....that requires a redoubted requiem of reserved resolve....
..but...in the end....if the process is proper....
...it results in a refined and rarefied product.
Then, ya shove it up you're nose....
///...afterwards, everyone comments on the subtle flavor.
rockaction
Footballguy
I really wish the story was better. Got a hustle run on me by an alcoholic woman. She hunted me down like a cheetah in the desert. A lioness, as it were..Thoughts? Prayers? Wishes?
otb_lifer
Footballguy
i spare no expense when wooing an Island Gurl (that includes Long and Staten)That's cause you be all class my bro!
GregR
Footballguy
To be fair, you were at a Walmart on a Friday night.
That's like pre-certifying yourself as being dumb enough.
rockaction
Footballguy
There's a lot that went into being at War-Mart on a Friday night. We all have distilled information within us.
fatness
Footballguy
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
Had a pal who drove a citibus & his favorite season was spring because prom season would bring out the poorkids in powder blue tuxedos makin sure they got the fare for their gowned dates who took pubtrans to Stariway to Heaven
rockaction
Footballguy
Powder blue and black was a thing, huh? No doubt.wikkidpissah said:
Yeah, I'm a poor kid, born and raised. No class, and I even know that Paul Fussell told me not to use "class" in that way. But you get cheap wine when you hang out with me on Friday at Wal-Mart, girl.
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wikkidpissah
Footballguy
rockaction
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wikkidpissah
Footballguy
if they had those in VT - esp the blueberry pie & butterscotch cake - i'd weigh 700 lbs
rockaction
Footballguy
She was pretty hot. Had a Caeser in the front and party in the back. It worked for her. She had green eyes, with freckles. I liked it. It didn't matter. It was the nature of the play.
Sucka...who?
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