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As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly (1 Viewer)

We have a ton of them around us. They fly into our back yard sometimes. Not very graceful flyers. 

A buddy of mine had one fly right into him when he was mowing the lawn. Got a bruise on his shoulder. 

 
Ilov80s said:
Depends what you are up to.  I've done a few things I'm hoping god didn't see. 
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Catholic: He saw them. Repent, sinner. 

Protestant: He didn't see them until you saw him. Repent, sinner

Agnostic me: Very true. 

:tips hat, leaves: 

 
What's a worse death if you are a turkey, being shot and bleeding to death or dying from injuries sustained by falling out of an airplane?  Neither sounds pleasant.

 
Jayrod said:
What's a worse death if you are a turkey, being shot and bleeding to death or dying from injuries sustained by falling out of an airplane?  Neither sounds pleasant.
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Turkey's are one of the dumbest animals on the planet.  I doubt they have the capacity to process either.  

 
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They can fly (not very far normally - 200 yds max), but it is like a bowling ball flying.  Big, round, and not agile at all.  They mostly run from danger.

 
Wild turkeys fly.  They even sleep in trees.  I almost hit a turkey when a few flew across the highway once.

 
I can't imagine a group of people having or spending the time necessary to organize a live animal drop from a plane on to a group of people.  I barely have time to get my lineups in every week and I'm divorced and generally take weekends off.  

 
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