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is there a market for used mattresses (1 Viewer)
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Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Yeah post on Craigslist or Facebook for $100. Or maybe donate it to the porn industry
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Would you want to sleep in someone else's mix of pubic hair, ejaculate, drool, dead skin, sweat and ######l secretions?
Your best bet for value is probably to have your wife pee on it and sell it on a fetish site.
Your best bet for value is probably to have your wife pee on it and sell it on a fetish site.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
List it on Craigslist and include one of those sweaty wedding pics. 
Nick Vermeil
Footballguy
If you put an unstained mattress curb side in Brooklyn and label it "Bed Bug Free" it will be gone within an hour. I have no idea what they do with it but it's crazy how fast they take it.
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Chemical X
Footballguy
attach it to the roof of your car and drive around......happens all the time here in NC
Mile High
Footballguy
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
I believe there was an unpublished verse to Country Roads by John Denver that covered this very subject.
Hot Diggity Dog
Footballguy
Road side drop off.
Ron Swanson
Footballguy
I usually sell them on Craigslist for $100 or so. They always sell and I always chuckle that they are paying me $100 to haul it away.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
ChiefD
Footballguy
Down the mountain, by the river, there's a place where sleep goes to die.
Serta, Sealy, Termpurpedic, even Sleep Number's, the pile makes you cry.
Hov34
Eephus's Great Great Great Love Child
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
NutterButter
Footballguy
Has anyone ever tried to light one on fire? I'd imagine that they light pretty darn well considering all the synthetic fibers in them.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
Sure. They're called yard sales. Or garage sales.
Evilgrin 72
Distributor of Pain
I don't think I've ever been to one. I just figured that's the best way to explain to a potential buyer why you're selling it. I don't want to meet the people shopping for a used mattress on Craigslist.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Shark move is to be careful with the plastic your new mattress comes in and wrap up the old one and sell it.
shadyridr
Footballguy
dozer
Footballguy
dino259
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
E Street Brat
Footballguy
You need to list the whole bed on cl Just the mattress is nasty, but a cheap king size bed sounds better
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Just how frequently are you going through mattresses that you have a routine? I have gotten rid of zero mattresses in the last ten years and bought one (new).
