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How I imagine most open relationships are like (1 Viewer)
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wikkidpissah
Footballguy
Dont know about anyone else, but i find people especially attractive when theyre kidding themselves...
TheFanatic
Footballguy
Who the hell has time to date a boyfriend and a girlfriend and spend any time with a husband and a child?
Oh, and Mike needs to grow a pair. I bet he thought this was a great idea that he would be able to get all that ### on the side and three years later, his wife is boinking anyone and everyone and he's over on the side taking care of the kid. You just know he spends every night at home babysitting while she's out banging the neighborhood.
Oh, and Mike needs to grow a pair. I bet he thought this was a great idea that he would be able to get all that ### on the side and three years later, his wife is boinking anyone and everyone and he's over on the side taking care of the kid. You just know he spends every night at home babysitting while she's out banging the neighborhood.
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KarmaPolice
Footballguy
boots11234
Footballguy
Lol. She’s decent looking, he ain’t ever getting any other strange. Cuck.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
Wont be long before Mike will be goin over to his friend Biff's house to practice polyarmory - the act of choosing which piece of an arsenal to shoot yourself with.
Sweet J
Footballguy
OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
NeverEnough
Footballguy
He's boxing out of his league. No wonder he said "Sure babe, go bang everyone else if that's what it takes to keep you."
Seriously, if your partner is not fulfilling your needs, you do not have a child with them or marry them. This poly bs has gotten out of hand. Just an excuse for people to be sluts. Nothing wrong with sleeping around, but stop kidding yourselves & trying to get the rest of us to buy this nonsense.
Seriously, if your partner is not fulfilling your needs, you do not have a child with them or marry them. This poly bs has gotten out of hand. Just an excuse for people to be sluts. Nothing wrong with sleeping around, but stop kidding yourselves & trying to get the rest of us to buy this nonsense.
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OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
NotSmart
Footballguy
It warms the heart that they've made this unorthodox arrangement last so long.
It's a genuine love story.
Galileo
Footballguy
Joe Summer
Footballguy
Before clicking the link, I imagined the guy from the "Skittles pox" commercial.
Wrigley
Footballguy
I can at least be happy for Mike that he gets to bang a hotter chick than most big gummed gingers that look like Rocky Dennis could ever dream of.
When she can fit it in her schedule.
NutterButter
Footballguy
I can't believe Landry doesn't have multiple piece of side action going.
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
I laughed.Soootch said:
Arizona Ron
Footballguy
Mike looks like a cuck here but I bet he's the one slaying side chicks left and right - also not stupid enough to call any of them his "girlfriend". So yeah, tell the wife it's cook to have steady side action just don't ask to see my phone.
ETA: Never mind, just looked at the picture. Mike is getting cucked.
ETA: Never mind, just looked at the picture. Mike is getting cucked.
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Godsbrother
Footballguy
TheFanatic
Footballguy
Why is she so focused on mentioning "adult things" and how normal they are with having a mortgage and full time jobs? Lots of nut jobs have jobs and own a home. Doesn't make someone normal.
NeverEnough
Footballguy
James Daulton
Footballguy
There's a joke somewhere about a cow and getting the milk for free but it's escaping me.
Dr. Octopus
Footballguy
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Insoxicated
TheFanatic
Footballguy
Exactly. And the best part is when her kid gets a little older and one of his friends finds this article. How do you look your kid in the face and explain that to him? From either side. As a man, I couldn't do it. And as a mom, how does she explain how being a whore is OK to her son?
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
Buckychudd said:
Way to go Mike!
Killing it!
NeverEnough
Footballguy
Agreed. If you wanna go bang everyone else, go for it, but you will not be in a relationship with me & I will certainly not have a kid with you.
fantasycurse42
Footballguy Jr.
You can make the assumption this kid will be off based on his genes - with that being said, the parents publicly discussing it are expediting the process.
TheFanatic
Footballguy
Exactly. Dude needs to man up and move on and try to make sure he gets the kid. Seriously, how does he look that kid in the eye when he's older and say, "I'm good with your mom boning all these other dudes and women. See, I thought I was going to be able to get all this side action and be in the clear. But now I regret suggesting it because I'm home with you every night while your mom goes out and whores it up all over town with anyone and everyone because I talked her into some total BS about needing multiple partners."
All that being said, give it 6 months. Now that this is all out in the open, every dude he knows is going to A) Ask why he doesn't man up and end this crap and B) Give his wife a call and see if she wants to go out for dinner.
Dr. Octopus
Footballguy
I know it's the NY Post and all, but how is this even a news story?
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