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Tarantino to make R-rated Star Trek (1 Viewer)

“Ensign Winfield, which phaser is yours?”

”It’s the one that says Bad Mother####er on it”

 
From Arian Foster's twitter - 

he gon find a way to work the word n***** in deep space dialogue . i’ll watch just to see how he does it.

 
If his idea for an R rated Star Trek is so good why does he need someone else to write it? 

I like the current cast so I hope he doesn't get rid of them.

 
"You ain't got nothing to worry about Kirk.  Go back in there chill those Romulams out and wait for the Wolf who will transport in directly"

 
Sorry, guys, but I'm not a Tarrentino fan; however, if the alternate world where the Federation is a hostile empire, his 'style' could work.

 
Clifford: You know, I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that s**t fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know if you know or not, Khitomerans were spawned by Romulans.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford: It's a fact. You see, Khitomerans have green blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Romulans conquered Khitomer.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford: So you see, way back then, uh, Khitomerans were like, uh, Klingons from Northern Beta Quadrant. Ah, they all had brown hair and large forehead ridges, but, uh, well, then the Romulans moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole sector. 
They did so much ****in' with Khitomeran women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why brown hair and large forehead ridges became black hair, smaller ridges and pointier ears.
 You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Khitomerans still carry that Romulan gene. Now this...
[Coccotti laughs]
Clifford: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford: Your ancestors are Romulans. Uh-huh. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother ****ed a Romulan, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-Romulan kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

 
This seems like an awful idea

like someone saying...

i like pudding, and i like pork

lets make pork pudding!

 
Space, serious as a heart attack. These are the voyages of the starship Royale. It's frikkin mission - it ain't Clingon-killing, it ain't gettin' medieval on spaceass, it ain't finding septennial trim for Spock, it ain't strikin #### down with furious vengeance. It is to rap on intergalactic doors momentarily and oblige those who want to die opposing the Federation and, generally speaking, to boldly go where the bingos are.

 
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We ain't in the prisoner-takin' business.  We're in the Borg-killing business.  And business is booming.

Say "live long and prosper" again.  I dare you.  I double dare you, motherf---er!

 
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What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' Ferengi, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of interphasic coil spanners and a quantum flux regulator. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get Chief Miles O'Brien on yo ###.

 
There are worse choices: Kevin Smith, Aaron Sorkin, Wes Anderson, Peter Jackson, Tim Burton, Woody Allen...

 
Spock, do I look like a beautiful green Orion with big #### and an ### that tastes like mint chocolate chip ice cream?

 
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KarmaPolice said:
Is this one of your favorite franchises meets one of your least favorite directors? 

He couldn't think of a different way to overuse the N word in space? 
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I actually like several Tarantino movies.

But his mean style runs so counter to the traditionally hopeful tone of Star Trek that I can't see how it can even be Trek.

It's like a Sunday School teacher starring in a porno.

 
I like how everyone is pretending the last Star Trek wasn't just some forgettable drek from the Tokyo Drift director where they defeated the bad guys with the Beastie Boys.  And I'm sorry if that's a spoiler but it's so dumb no one is going to believe that's really what happened anyway.

So yeah Tarantino R rated Star Trek sounds weird but I'd probably rather see what he can do than just get another forgettable Transformers in space movie that is only memorable by how dumb it is.

 
Cool, ive always wanted to stare at Uhuru’s feet for a long, drawn-out scene that doesn’t really have any justification for being in the movie.

 
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