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30 minutes ago, Hugh Jass said:

:lmao: The flag hug at the end! It has to be trolling. Right? Right!?! 

Um, no.

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Donald J. Trump

You cannot judge my Stock Market performance since the Inauguration, which was very good, but only from the day after the big Election Win, which was spectacular due to the euphoria of getting Obama/Biden OUT, & getting Trump/Pence IN. WentI up BIG between Nov. 9 & Inauguration!

 

Well at least he's just flat-out saying it now.

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23 hours ago, Skoo said:

Donald J. Trump

You cannot judge my Stock Market performance since the Inauguration, which was very good, but only from the day after the big Election Win, which was spectacular due to the euphoria of getting Obama/Biden OUT, & getting Trump/Pence IN. WentI up BIG between Nov. 9 & Inauguration!

 

Well at least he's just flat-out saying it now.

Hey, he told Stormy Daniels pretty much the same thing: "You cannot judge my performance since you first touched me, but only from the time I got you into the hotel room, which was spectacular. Went up Big between then and when you touched me."

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

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9 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

We can't afford that many alligators, so it's a mute point anyway.

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23 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

Probably Moops, the bubble boy is going to be pissed!

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35 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

But he's watching the border with those eyes

And he's guarding it with alligators and snakes, I just know it

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3 minutes ago, Sheriff Bart said:

But he's watching the border with those eyes

And he's guarding it with alligators and snakes, I just know it

Excellent

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40 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

He capitalizes so much random stuff. Southern border and border security aren’t proper nouns. Crazy has no need to be capitalized. Kind of like in these threads, when someone says “do to the fact that inpeachment can fool uniformed people” I have a really hard time taking you for someone whose opinion I should give any thought to. I can forgive posters for a gaffe or typo, but this guy is supposed to be the leader of the free world. I expect more. 

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6 minutes ago, Sheriff Bart said:

But he's watching the border with those eyes

And he's guarding it with alligators and snakes, I just know it

bastard.  

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It's a moat point. It's like an alligator's opinion: it doesn't matter.

 

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3 hours ago, apalmer said:

Hey, he told Stormy Daniels pretty much the same thing: "You cannot judge my performance since you first touched me, but only from the time I got you into the hotel room, which was spectacular. Went up Big between then and when you touched me."

“You have to measure from the base!”

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53 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

Does he know that saying this...he is saying a fact that he wanted those thkngs?

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8 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

“You have to measure from the base!”

Don't get me started on Trump's base.

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58 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

Lets go to the moot today!

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2 minutes ago, IvanKaramazov said:

I mean, I consider myself pro-immigration, but it would actually be pretty cool to have an alligator-filled moat.  

Or sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

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He’s gone crazy. His latest tweet wouldn’t get through this site’s language filter. 

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Just now, NREC34 said:

He’s gone crazy. His latest tweet wouldn’t get through this site’s language filter. 

:bs:

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2 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

What exactly is Trump doing as President?  Does he actually do any real work?

He has perfect conversations with foreign leaders to help him dig up dirt on his political opponents.

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4 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

What exactly is Trump doing as President?  Does he actually do any real work?

On the good days,  he golfs.

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5 minutes ago, Sinn Fein said:

On the good days,  he golfs.

This. His leisure is work

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1 hour ago, Sinn Fein said:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

I highly doubt that the Ents are going to rally to his aid. They frown on power hungry old men.

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Eric Trump:

Now #Nancy is talking about prescription drugs... the Dems are like children lost in the woods. They have one goal in mind and it sure as hell isn’t prescription drugs, or boarder security, or infrastructure, or education, or jobs, or anything else non Trump impeachment related.

 

What's that they say about the apple and the tree? :lmao::lmao::lmao:

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8 minutes ago, ClownCausedChaos2 said:

 

What's that they say about the apple and the tree? :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Its rotten?  :shrug:

 

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6 minutes ago, Lutherman2112 said:

Trump going off the rails on twitter.

Objection, Your Honor.  Assumes facts not in evidence.  There has been no evidence presented that Trump has ever been on the rails.

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8 minutes ago, Lutherman2112 said:

Trump going off the rails on twitter.

Worldwide trends

Moot

31K Tweets

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

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45 minutes ago, Lutherman2112 said:

Trump going off the rails on twitter.

He’s on tilt

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1 hour ago, Hawkeye21 said:

What exactly is Trump doing as President?  Does he actually do any real work?

Executive time and golf

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52 minutes ago, IvanKaramazov said:

Trump seems to be handling this whole impeachment thing well.

Well why wouldn't he?  There won't be another democrat ever elected again! 

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He’s like a cornered animal right now. 

The walls are closing in. 

Poor guy. 

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2 hours ago, Sinn Fein said:

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 5m

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

 

 

"Did you say Moot?"

I think he’s trying to say that because we already have spikes and are shooting people that the snakes and alligators are moot

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3 minutes ago, NREC34 said:

He’s like a cornered animal right now. 

The walls are closing in. 

Poor guy. 

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!!!!!!!!.

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7 minutes ago, NREC34 said:

He’s like a cornered animal right now. 

The walls are closing in. 

Poor guy. 

"Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist!"

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10 minutes ago, Amused to Death said:

"Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist!"

At this point I would much prefer Queeg as President to Trump. 

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Thought the whole point of the thread was to post his tweets here.

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2 hours ago, NREC34 said:

He’s like a cornered animal right now. 

The walls are closing in. 

Poor guy. 

In fairness, he did it to himself.

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5 minutes ago, Kal El said:

In fairness, he did it to himself.

All he had to do was hire a competent cabinet and go golfing 200 days out of the year. That's it. 

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2 minutes ago, Jobber said:

All he had to do was hire a competent cabinet and go golfing 200 days out of the year. That's it. 

He got the golf part down though.

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20 minutes ago, Jobber said:

All he had to do was hire a competent cabinet and go golfing 200 days out of the year. That's it. 

True, but this is the same guy who went bankrupt multiple times. We should have known that he can't run a country any more than he can run a business.

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3 minutes ago, Kal El said:

True, but this is the same guy who went bankrupt multiple times. We should have known that he can't run a country any more than he can run a business.

Some of us did. But we were told "Bankruptcy is just a smart business practice."

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1 minute ago, apalmer said:

Some of us did. But we were told "Bankruptcy is just a smart business practice."

That's the opposite of a smart business practice! Has he really been that dumb all this time? And people bought his lies? Why does everything suddenly smell like copper?

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