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...and some clips to go along with it.  This is mainly for me, as I'm gonna be on a lengthy solo rode trip tomorrow and I like to listen to comedy on such drives; but this is also for you, because who couldn't use some laughs.  Hopefully this will help expand my pandora stations further.  All probably NSFW

Gary Gulman - https://youtu.be/DEw6YhVOSZg

Ali Sadiq - https://youtu.be/GmsBvFLAw-s

Tom Segura - https://youtu.be/L3GXovYpyCw

Kyle Kinane - https://youtu.be/o3Fzy1iiqgc

Tommy Johnigan - https://youtu.be/9rwK7vSvJZA

 
My wife and I try to see Jake Johanssen anytime he’s in town. He’s been around for quite a while and had a special on Netflix at one point.

 
Today

Jim Jeffreis 

Joe Rogan

All time;

Eddie Murphy

Richard Pryor

George Carlin

Sam Kinison

Richard Jeni

 
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Jo Koy

Dave Chappelle

Gabriel Iglesias

Sara Silverman

Patton Oswalt

All Time:

George Carlin

Mitch Hedberg

Steve Martin

Bob Newhart

Robin Williams

Jonathan Winters

Red Skelton

Richard Prior

 
wikkidpissah said:
John Mulaney

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Mulaney is fantastic.

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I also watch this show called Cold Case Files. On Cold Case Files, they solve old murders, and it’s really interesting ‘ cause what I learned from it is that it was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. It was ridiculously easy. Like, what was even going on back then? What was a murder investigation like in 1935?? One cop would just walk in and be like, [speaks sharply with an old-timey accent] “Detective! [points over his shoulder with his thumb] We found a pool of the killer’s blood in that hallway!” and he would just be like [low voice] “Hmmm… gross! [audience laughter] Mop it up. Now then, back to my hunch… [holds chin with hand and looks around the floor] Hmmmmmm…. Look for clues. [stands up straight and looks into the audience with a confident expression and speaks with purpose] I’ll tell you what we’ll do! [chuckles] We’ll draw chalk around where the body is. That way, [narrows eyes and looks side to side and speaks with a suspicious tone] we’ll know where it was…”
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Love Gary Gulman, he was in SLC a month or so ago and we went to see him.  So funny.

John Mulaney also hilarious, missed him last time through SLC.

 
Da Guru said:
Most of my favorites have committed suicide or overdosed.. :(
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Hearya. Robin Williams's suicide got me harder than the death of many loved ones. Still can't shake it, get weepy just seeing him now. I don't have much of a life anymore, but i have this head which takes me places where no one else can go & that's enough. Every time i'm reminded of Robin, his having the life AND the head and it not being enough scares the crap out of me. hahah.................................................................................................aaaah.

 
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That one guy said:
...and some clips to go along with it.  This is mainly for me, as I'm gonna be on a lengthy solo rode trip tomorrow and I like to listen to comedy on such drives; but this is also for you, because who couldn't use some laughs.  Hopefully this will help expand my pandora stations further.  All probably NSFW

Gary Gulman - https://youtu.be/DEw6YhVOSZg

Ali Sadiq - https://youtu.be/GmsBvFLAw-s

Tom Segura - https://youtu.be/L3GXovYpyCw

Kyle Kinane - https://youtu.be/o3Fzy1iiqgc

Tommy Johnigan - https://youtu.be/9rwK7vSvJZA
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:lmao: :lmao:   These are all fantastic.  Thanks for the thread.

 
wikkidpissah said:
Hearya. Robin Williams's suicide got me harder than the death of many loved ones. Still can't shake it, get weepy just seeing him now. I don't have much of a life anymore, but i have this head which takes me places where no one else can go & that's enough. Every time i'm reminded of Robin, his having the life AND the head and it not being enough scares the crap out of me. hahah.................................................................................................aaaah.
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I have a friend that's a dwarf (Sean) and he does a lot of acting, mostly based on that fact.

He was in the movie "Old Dogs" with Robin Williams. He says its frowned upon for bit actors or extras to ask stars for autographs on the set but he couldn't help himself this time and asked Robin's female assistant if she could ask him for an autograph for him if it wasn't too much trouble. The next day he's on the set and the woman comes up to him and says sheepishly "I asked Mr. Williams about your request....and he says tell that guy to go #### himself". Sean's jaw drops a bit, and he's feeling a bit awkward until he turns around to see Robin leaning on the wall laughing his ### off and pointing at him. Robin then comes up and hands him a glossy photo that says "Sean, YOU ROCK. Love Robin".
 
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Burr's my favorite but also like Stanhope, Louis CK and Jeffries quite a bit.  Haven't seen him mentioned yet, saw him live in Vegas, am also a fan of Ralphie May (RIP).  Dude was hilarious and hung around after the show chatting with and taking photos with anyone who wanted to.

 
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I have a friend that's a dwarf (Sean) and he does a lot of acting most based on that fact.

He was in the movie "Old Dogs" with Robin Williams. He says its frowned upon for bit actors or extras to ask stars for autographs on the set but he couldn't help himself this time and asked Robin's female assistant if she could ask him for an autograph for him if it wasn't too much trouble. The next day he's on the set and the woman comes up to him and says sheepishly "I asked Mr. Williams about your request....and he says tell that guy to go #### himself". Sean's jaw drops a bit, and he's feeling a bit awkward until he turns around to see Robin leaning on the wall laughing his ### off and pointing at him. Robin then comes up and hands him a glossy photo that says "Sean, YOU ROCK. Love Robin".
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I'm with wikkid on this. I think Robin Williams's death was terrible. He seemed like somebody who was firmly entrenched in show biz but also firmly entrenched in the reality that it brings and what it means to be a person. 

Good Will Hunting was a stunning performance and I still get chills watching his role in that.  

 
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