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The Hug Life Chronicles: Regular doctor visits and a Happy New Year (update pg. 47 - 1/10/19)

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50 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

I'm taking a whole box of gloves :lol: can't be too prepared, IMO

A little mitt oil might not be a bad idea either...

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5 minutes ago, chet said:

Oh, where's the celeb look a like pic?

working on it... if anyone wants to assist, Stacy is short (I'm guessing 5' 5" or 5' 6") and tight, brunette with hazel/brownish eyes

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I know you already said you're going in fully loaded, but this is not the best idea. I strongly recommend twisting one out prior. It will be better for everyone. 

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58 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Again.. you are all welcome for the baseball aspect of this. 

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back, Casey Stengel.

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1 hour ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

I don't know yet if this starts in the bullpen or if I'm walking straight from the parking lot into the batter's box, but I'm pretty excited to find out. 

Also, just FYI, don't expect an update before tomorrow night :brush: When I get back tomorrow, I am taking the kids to a basketball game. And I kinda hope I'm too exhausted to type tomorrow night:D

So you're only expecting more finger-banging, then? 

GL, Col. Have fun, stay yourself, and hit it til she taps out.

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1 minute ago, Skipdog77 said:

So you're only expecting more finger-banging, then? 

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

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11 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

working on it... if anyone wants to assist, Stacy is short (I'm guessing 5' 5" or 5' 6") and tight, brunette with hazel/brownish eyes

????

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Good luck and have a great time today NRJ.  You are a good guy and deserve the reward.  And thanks for entertaining us married guys that are no longer in the dating game.   

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3 minutes ago, Epic Problem said:

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

That wrist gets exposed to carpal tunnel whether it's that or monkey spanking.

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Victoria Justice is 5-5

So is Demi Moore

So is Joan Jett

So is Lena Headey

So is Yasmin Bleeth

I've given you some options (please say Yasmin, please say Yasmin)

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2 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Victoria Justice is 5-5

So is Demi Moore

So is Joan Jett

So is Lena Headey

So is Yasmin Bleeth

I've given you some options (please say Yasmin, please say Yasmin)

Thinking Laura San Giacomo

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5 minutes ago, Arizona Ron said:

I've pictured Stacy in my mind as Soledad Obrien 

:thumbup: closest so far. Fewer Hispanic features, but definite similarities. Good call. 

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9 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Victoria Justice is 5-5

So is Demi Moore

So is Joan Jett

So is Lena Headey

So is Yasmin Bleeth

I've given you some options (please say Yasmin, please say Yasmin)

Speaking of 5, is our lady a five-tool player?

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11 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Victoria Justice is 5-5

So is Demi Moore

So is Joan Jett

So is Lena Headey

So is Yasmin Bleeth

I've given you some options (please say Yasmin, please say Yasmin)

So is Phil Rizzuto

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3 hours ago, ChiefD said:

To be fair, @Arizona Ron and @Nathan R. Jessep are playing on two completely different ball fields here. Ron is like the Yankees - large market, big budget, and can go get whatever they want when they want it.

The Colonel is like the Royals - you have to work it for awhile and eventually you win the big one.

 

 

Just don't let it get so bad that you have to pack up and move to another country. #expos

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2 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

:thumbup: closest so far. Fewer Hispanic features, but definite similarities. Good call. 

Duuuude...

... You slowed down with Soledad O'Brien?  I'm trying to be on your side, I really am but man.... a gay eunuch monk would unzipped and dove in like Uncle Scrooge in the money bin.

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4 minutes ago, Yankee23Fan said:

Duuuude...

... You slowed down with Soledad O'Brien?  I'm trying to be on your side, I really am but man.... a gay eunuch monk would unzipped and dove in like Uncle Scrooge in the money bin.

No, son, let's walk down the hill...

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13 hours ago, fantasycurse42 said:

[pantherguy]So you’re going to pay for the room, sit in the corner, and watch an alpha smash this bag of bones huh? [/pantherguy]

Go get em’ Colonel!

I see somebody else watches cuck pr0n. :bag:

 

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4 minutes ago, Charlie Steiner said:

No, son, let's walk down the hill...

Tonight? Yeah but that doesn't fit the circumstances here. When you walk down the hill you're still getting to the bottom. The good Colonel never got there at all. He was on top of the hill earlier in the week and declined to run, walk, slide, stroll, cartwheel, somersault or get to the bottom by any means of transportation. He camped out on the hill and hoped that another opportunity would come.

Now he has another opportunity as Stacy got a bull horn and told him to get his a** to the bottom of the hill.

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7 minutes ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

Hitler reacts to NRJ's "lovemaking"

(NSFW language and make sure you turn subtitles on, it defaults to off for some reason.)

A collaborative effort between Gianmarco and myself.

HMFS!!! :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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Just now, Buzzbait said:

Tonight? Yeah but that doesn't fit the circumstances here. When you walk down the hill you're still getting to the bottom. The good Colonel never got there at all. He was on top of the hill earlier in the week and declined to run, walk, slide, stroll, cartwheel, somersault or get to the bottom by any means of transportation. He camped out on the hill and hoped that another opportunity would come.

Now he has another opportunity as Stacy got a bull horn and told him to get his a** to the bottom of the hill.

I'm thinking he didn't want to stampede the herd by just charging down the hill, since it was dark and there were some known obstacles that may have tripped him up and cost him a shot at even one of them.  This way, he knew the herd would still be there for a more opportune moment.

:2cents:

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1 minute ago, Yankee23Fan said:

"Like she's holding ski polls..."

I can barely breathe..... :lmao::lmao: 

 

Still :lmao::cry::lmao:

Everyone out but Evilgrin...........

JFC

Everything about that was ****ing perfect.  My secretary thinks I finally lost my mind.

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58 minutes ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

working on it... if anyone wants to assist, Stacy is short (I'm guessing 5' 5" or 5' 6") and tight, brunette with hazel/brownish eyes

That's not really short for a girl, IMO.  Pretty sure that's average.

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40 = cougar hunting

5'5" = short.

It's like you're not EVEN TRYING

Edited by belljr
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that if I get my hands on this guy

I'll pull his balls off

like I'm starting a lawn mower !

She's probably in Berlin by now

doing two guys at once

Jerking them off like she's holding ski poles

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::cry:

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4 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

That's not really short for a girl, IMO.  Pretty sure that's average.

Fair enough. Maybe she's shorter than that or maybe her friends are taller than average. She's shorter than most in this group she runs with.

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1 hour ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

Hitler reacts to NRJ's "lovemaking"

(NSFW language and make sure you turn subtitles on, it defaults to off for some reason.)

A collaborative effort between Gianmarco and myself.

Not even one baseball analogy?

Edited by Wrigley

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I have a meeting in 20 minutes and I'm trying to calm myself down like a guy who just got pulled over and had a drink.

Just stay cool just stay cool.

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1 hour ago, Nathan R. Jessep said:

:lmao::lmao: oops, baby

i was a little worried that I might get a little louisville slugger back nine months later after that escapade

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46 minutes ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

Hitler reacts to NRJ's "lovemaking"

(NSFW language and make sure you turn subtitles on, it defaults to off for some reason.)

A collaborative effort between Gianmarco and myself.

:lmao::lmao::lmao: 

ski poles

:lmao::lmao::lmao: 

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