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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)

Wrigley said:
Not even one baseball analogy?
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Speaking only for myself, I was focusing on trying to match the hand gestures to the text. 

My personal favorite line (am I allowed to say this if I wrote it?) was that Hitler deemed throwing pencils to be the worst thing he's ever done "by a significant margin."  Had nothing to do with NRJ or the thread, it just made me chuckle as I was writing it.

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
Speaking only for myself, I was focusing on trying to match the hand gestures to the text. 

My personal favorite line (am I allowed to say this if I wrote it?) was that Hitler deemed throwing pencils to be the worst thing he's ever done "by a significant margin."  Had nothing to do with NRJ or the thread, it just made me chuckle as I was writing it.
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brilliant.   and then goes right into ripping a guys nuts off

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
Speaking only for myself, I was focusing on trying to match the hand gestures to the text. 

My personal favorite line (am I allowed to say this if I wrote it?) was that Hitler deemed throwing pencils to be the worst thing he's ever done "by a significant margin."  Had nothing to do with NRJ or the thread, it just made me chuckle as I was writing it.
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that was my favorite part....it's funny because Hitler did things that were much worse than throwing pencils.

 
The only two pieces of advice I have are:

1. Rub one out before you go

2. Take a good dump before you go

3. Check her ID to make sure she isn't a damn Landry. You don't wanna find an alligator hiding in the twatreeds. 

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
NRJ - only advice I have is this.  If she straight-up requests to ride the pole tonight, then PUT A HELMET ON THAT SOLDIER !!!!  PUT A HELMET ON HIM !!!  HE'S GOING INTO BATTLE !!!!
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I would add that if she requests to put foreign object into the NRJ's tailpipe, he allow her to do so as well. Battle comes in all forms.  :football: :ninja:

 
19 pages of a guy still unable to seal the deal? And this one is in her mid 40's? Someone who at that age is desperate to know she's still desirable. Denying a woman that age was a huge blunder. Props for keeping this thing together by some miracle. Good luck tonight Nathan. Because if you don't touch home plate tonight, I don't think you have it in you. There are 2 outcomes here. You either write how you two screwed each others brains out or you write how scheduled date #3 came to be. And either outcome tonight is where this story should end. You all are braver souls than I if date #3 is required and you stick around for more.

 
ChiefD said:
The only two pieces of advice I have are:

1. Rub one out before you go

2. Take a good dump before you go

3. Check her ID to make sure she isn't a damn Landry. You don't wanna find an alligator hiding in the twatreeds. 
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1. Nope. If I thought this was going to be a one round night, then I would definitely do that. The first round may be a quick warmup, but after that IT IS ON. 

2. Already took care of #2

3. :lol: damned Landries 

 
I've had 4 bottles of water, almonds, beef jerky, protein smoothie, coffee, milk, an apple, carrots, eggs and a multivitamin today.Hit the gym earlier in the day to get the muscles engorged a little bit and get the T-factory churning at full production.  5 o clock shadow is on point. Smell goods applied. Good hair day.. I am READY.  :football:  

Heading out in a bit. Love y'all. Mean it. 

Don't wait up.

 
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