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10 minutes ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

Pretty soon, I'm going to write my own update. Jessep, you're going to want to get in here. 

Don’t sing it; bring it son. 

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14 minutes ago, Ted Lange as your Bartender said:

What will Stacey be hiding in the drop ceiling? :popcorn:

Possibly... herself?  I can work from there for sure. 

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1 hour ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

Pretty soon, I'm going to write my own update. Jessep, you're going to want to get in here. 

He did say he had things to do with his kids today and that we shouldn't expect an update...

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4 minutes ago, Galileo said:

He did say he had things to do with his kids today and that we shouldn't expect an update...

All right, I'll give him until tomorrow. But if we don't have an update then, there's going to be a harrowing tale of Satanism, human sacrifice, hummers, magical artifacts, hand jobs, supernatural intervention, and assplay. 

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This could be a "my knee and her hip slipped at the same time" scenario.  Those bones seem to age faster in the south 

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33 minutes ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

All right, I'll give him until tomorrow. But if we don't have an update then, there's going to be a harrowing tale of Satanism, human sacrifice, hummers, magical artifacts, hand jobs, supernatural intervention, and assplay. 

:shock:

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51 minutes ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

All right, I'll give him until tomorrow. But if we don't have an update then, there's going to be a harrowing tale of Satanism, human sacrifice, hummers, magical artifacts, hand jobs, supernatural intervention, and assplay. 

will there be bugles?

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1 hour ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

All right, I'll give him until tomorrow. But if we don't have an update then, there's going to be a harrowing tale of Satanism, human sacrifice, hummers, magical artifacts, hand jobs, supernatural intervention, and assplay. 

Now I'm kind of hoping there isn't an update.

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5 hours ago, Tom Servo said:

As long as Stacy isn’t making NRJ wear panty hose and trying to breathe through his eyeballs. 

With all the hugging in his last tale, he should do whatever it takes to complete his mission. #OperationCoitusCompletus

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1 hour ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

All right, I'll give him until tomorrow. But if we don't have an update then, there's going to be a harrowing tale of Satanism, human sacrifice, hummers, magical artifacts, hand jobs, supernatural intervention, and assplay. 

Will there be copious amounts of drugs and/or alcohol in your update? Oh and people with unique nicknames? :popcorn:

 

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30 minutes ago, Quint said:

will there be bugles?

There will be now! 

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2 minutes ago, northern exposure said:

Will there be copious amounts of drugs and/or alcohol in your update? Oh and people with unique nicknames? :popcorn:

 

Probably not. But wait until I finally get around to writing the Preakness story. 

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While everyone is wanting an update, it would be epic to never hear from him again.

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6 minutes ago, lakerstan said:

While everyone is wanting an update, it would be epic to never hear from him again.

NRJ isn't like that.   This horny broad railed him within minutes of them meeting and didn't get off of him until they checked out of their sweaty smelling room.  He is exhausted and will be back tomorrow.  

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1 hour ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

All right, I'll give him until tomorrow. But if we don't have an update then, there's going to be a harrowing tale of Satanism, human sacrifice, hummers, magical artifacts, hand jobs, supernatural intervention, and assplay. 

Ski poles bro, ski poles. 

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Just now, DA RAIDERS said:

Ski poles bro, ski poles. 

That implies another dude in the room. 

OR DOES IT? (cue terrifying music) 

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28 minutes ago, Evilgrin 72 said:

That implies another dude in the room. 

OR DOES IT? (cue terrifying music) 

I saw a porn where a guy had two dongs once. 

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Just now, cockroach said:

I saw a porn where a guy had two dongs once. 

CGI?

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Just now, Evilgrin 72 said:

CGI?

Nah man.  It was real.  Seemed like he had trouble staying hard.  Makes sense needing double the blood.  

Also saw a guy put his testes in a chicks bhole and DP her that way.  

The dub dong is prob on all the tube sites though, that's where I saw it 

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"Diphallia. Diphallia, penile duplication (PD), diphallic terata, or diphallasparatus, is a rare developmental abnormality in which a male is born with two penises. The first reported case was by Johannes Jacob Wecker in 1609. Its occurrence is 1 in 5.5 million boys in the United States.

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7 minutes ago, cockroach said:

Nah man.  It was real.  Seemed like he had trouble staying hard.  Makes sense needing double the blood.  

Also saw a guy put his testes in a chicks bhole and DP her that way.  

The dub dong is prob on all the tube sites though, that's where I saw it 

Hard pass (pun intended) 

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I think he's still in Cougartown. About to head out to the Waffle House for some much needed replenishment. But they can't stand the break in the action for that long, so he bends her over the toilet in the ladies room. Assuming this is one of those new, fancy Waffle Houses.

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2 hours ago, pollardsvision said:

Assuming this is one of those new, fancy Waffle Houses.

Fancy WH? Impossible. 

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3 minutes ago, skillz said:

She’s harvesting his organs as we speak.  

Fixed. And I'm ok if she's still harvesting his organ, if you know what I mean.

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Our hero will not disappoint, he's just on a weekend hug binge.  He'll have to come up for air eventually. 

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On 3/2/2018 at 10:11 AM, Nathan R. Jessep said:

I don't know yet if this starts in the bullpen or if I'm walking straight from the parking lot into the batter's box, but I'm pretty excited to find out. 

Also, just FYI, don't expect an update before tomorrow night :brush: When I get back tomorrow, I am taking the kids to a basketball game. And I kinda hope I'm too exhausted to type tomorrow night. :D

This update better be good....

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All time epic shtick would be for him to come here, post something like "yeah, it was pretty good", and then never post again.

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What if all this is just a giant marketing ploy? Colonel could change the headline to "Cougar Life Chronicles Chapter 7: the most epic and unusual sexual act I've ever been asked to perform" and then his update is just "Drink your Ovaltine."

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9 minutes ago, gianmarco said:

All time epic shtick would be for him to come here, post something like "yeah, it was pretty good", and then never post again.

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16 minutes ago, gianmarco said:

All time epic shtick would be for him to come here, post something like "yeah, it was pretty good", and then never post again.

I'd create an "NRJ's Pecker" alias and then tell the story from two different viewpoints. 

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I posted this in his other thread, but seems it deserves to be here too:

There once was a guy who loved to woo

So slow that his balls would turn blue

But after a long hug

He got more than a tug

And said "#### YOU, Saints fans know what to do"

 

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Just caught up from a few days ago. First you guys are all crazy. Second, no one is telling you to go away yet Pantherclub, just quit posting, no one likes THAT guy. Last QUIT CALLING HER STACEY!!!!:rant: This is coming from a girl that has the same name without the E and it is a huge pet peeve of mine and I would bet all women in general that have a name that is spelled differently from the normal spelling. 

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2 minutes ago, msudaisy26 said:

Just caught up from a few days ago. First you guys are all crazy. Second, no one is telling you to go away yet Pantherclub, just quit posting, no one likes THAT guy. Last QUIT CALLING HER STACEY!!!!:rant: This is coming from a girl named that has the same name without the E and it is a huge pet peeve of mine and I would bet all women in general that have a name that is spelled differently from the normal spelling. 

Wut?

Stacy - Stacey

What's the problem?

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55 minutes ago, gianmarco said:

All time epic shtick would be for him to come here, post something like "yeah, it was pretty good", and then never post again.

I could never....  If it had been an epic failure, I probably would've just made something up. But it wasn't. :brush: update coming.... 

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Write first, like later, you insensitive #####. We have things to do and I can't sit here and hit F5 all day.

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5 minutes ago, belljr said:

Wut?

Stacy - Stacey

What's the problem?

:wall::hot::pokey::boxing:

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