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2018 NCAA Tournament/Shtick Thread: TBS cameraman focused on crying kid who just happens to be up too late (1 Viewer)

TODAAAAAAAAAAY’S THE DAY :pickle:

Just loaded 10 pounds of pastrami on to the smoker. Poured a Bloody Mary and we are ready to go. 

(Looks at watch) 

#### 3 more hours 
:banned:  

Today it’s just me, the dogs, and a pound or so of leftover carnitas.  I am totally fine with this.  

Tomorrow we’re going to set up in a neighbor’s garage with a projector screen and two TVs.  I’ll take a shift on the grill.  Oh look, my grill spatula has a bottle opener built into it.  How convenient.

 
Aholes at my work actually trying to do work today.  Don't you know what today is you ignorant mfers!  
This is why I volunteered my laptop to be used to project the games in a conference room starting at Noon for "team building." Getting stuff done in the AM, seeing all games today, and only one vacation day used tomorrow because there is no way work is happening once this thing gets started.

 
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'CUSE!

:coffee:

The irony of me telling my friend that at least I could watch the selection show in peace and without any stress since my team had zero shot to get in.

(and last night, win notwithstanding, we saw why... what an unathletic un-cusey team)

 
Today's TV schedule.  All times Eastern.
12:15, CBS: No. 7 Rhode Island vs. No. 10 Oklahoma (Kevin Harlan, Reggie Miller, Dan Bonner, Dana Jacobson)
12:40, truTV: No. 3 Tennessee vs. No. 14 Wright State (Dedes/Smith/Elmore/Gold-Onwude)
1:30, TNT: No. 4 Gonzaga vs. No. 13 UNC Greensboro (Brian Anderson/Chris Webber/Lisa Byington)
2:00, TBS: No. 1 Kansas vs. No. 16 Penn (Brad Nessler, Steve Lavin, Evan Washburn)

Approx. 2:45, CBS: No. 2 Duke vs. No. 15 Iona (Harlan/Miller/Bonner/Jacobson)
Approx. 3:10, truTV: No. 6 Miami vs. No. 11 Loyola (IL) (Dedes/Smith/Elmore/Gold-Onwude)
Approx. 4:00, TNT: No. 5 Ohio State vs. No. 12 South Dakota State (Anderson/Webber/Byington)
Approx. 4:20, TBS: No. 8 Seton Hall vs. No. 9 NC State (Nessler/Lavin/Washburn)

6:50, TNT, No. 1 Villanova vs. No. 16 Radford (Harlan/Miller/Bonner/Jacobson) 
7:10, CBS: No. 5 Kentucky vs. No. 12 Davidson (Anderson/Webber/Byington)
7:20, TBS: No. 6 Houston vs. No. 11 San Diego State (Nessler/Lavin/Washburn)
7:27, truTV: No. 3 Texas Tech vs. No. 14 Stephen F. Austin (Dedes/Smith/Elmore/Gold-Onwude)

Approx. 9:20, TNT: No. 8 Virginia Tech vs. No. 9 Alabama (Harlan/Miller/Bonner/Jacobson)
Approx. 9:40, CBS: No. 4 Arizona vs. No. 13 Buffalo (Anderson/Webber/Byington)
Approx. 9:50, TBS: No. 3 Michigan vs. No. 14 Montana (Nessler/Lavin/Washburn)
Approx. 9:57, truTV: No. 6 Florida vs. St. Bonaventure (Dedes/Smith/Elmore/Gold-Onwude)

 
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Tomorrow's TV schedule.  All times Eastern.
12:15, CBS: No. 7 Texas A&M vs. No.  10 Providence (Jim Nantz, Bill Raftery, Grant Hill, Tracy Wolfson)
12:40, truTV: No. 2 Purdue vs. No. 15 Cal State Fullerton (Eagle/Spanarkel/LaForce)
1:30, TNT: No. 4 Wichita State vs. No. 13 Marshall (Carter Blackburn, Debbie Antonelli, John Schriffen)
2:00, TBS: No. Cincinnati vs. No. 15 Georgia State (Andrew Catalon, Steve Lappas, Jamie Erdahl)

Approx. 2:45, CBS: No. 2 North Carolina vs. No. 15 Lipscomb (Nantz/Raftery/Hill/Wolfson)
Approx. 3:10, truTV: No. 7 Arkansas vs. No. 10 Butler (Eagle/Spanarkel/LaForce)
Approx. 4:00, TNT: No. 5 West Virginia vs. No. 12 Murray State (Blackburn/Antonelli/Schrriffen)
Approx. 4:30, TBS: No. 7 Nevada vs. No. 10 Texas (Catalon/Lappas/Erdahl)

6:50, TNT, No. 8 Creighton vs. No. 9 Kansas State (Nantz/Raftery/Hill/Wolfson)
7:10, CBS: No. 3 Michigan State vs. No. 14 Bucknell (Eagle/Spanarkel/LaForce)
7:20, TBS: No. 1 Xavier vs. No. 16 Texas Southern (Catalon/Lappas/Erdahl)
7:27, truTV: No. 4 Auburn vs. No. 13 Charleston (Blackburn/Antonelli/Schrriffen)

Approx. 9:20, TNT: No. 1 Virginia vs. No. 16 UMBC (Nantz/Raftery/Hill/Wolfson)
Approx. 9:40, CBS: No. 6 TCU  vs. No. 11 Syracuse  (Eagle/Spanarkel/LaForce)
Approx. 9:50, TBS: No. 8 Missouri  vs. No. 9 Florida State (Catalon/Lappas/Erdahl)
Approx. 9:57, truTV: No. 5 Clemson  vs. No. 12 New Mexico State (Blackburn/Antonelli/Schrriffen)

 
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“Rhode Island has to be able to hit shots”

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It's the first day of March Madness.  Not the first day of practice.  Announcers gotta bring it stronger than that.  

(Exceptions: Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith.  We know they follow a different level of the sport year-round, and it's fun to watch them slide in and pretend to be CBB experts three weeks a year.)  

 
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This is both beautiful and ugly basketball in the OU/RI game.  Could see either team giving Duke fits if they come out flat.

 
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BTW... shuke is a little busy this time around, so this year we want you to PM your bracket sheets to Scoresman.  He will collect everyone's into a Google Doc and post updates a couple times a day.  That way we don't have to litter the thread with a bunch of individual updates of how your bracket sheet is doing.  

 

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