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Washing your backside (1 Viewer)

When washing my backside, I

  • Just clean the surface. No entry.

    Votes: 58 61.7%

  • I breach the door, but less than a knuckle deep.

    Votes: 28 29.8%

  • I break on through to the other side, more than a knuckle deep.

    Votes: 3 3.2%

  • Other

    Votes: 5 5.3%
  • Total voters
    94
Last thing I do for every shower: lather up the washcloth, squat down, and do a couple back-and-forths.

Never once thought about going "inside". That just seems weird to me. Not sure if Irish Spring was ever designed to go there.

 
I use a washcloth with Dr Bronners peppermint soap ( I like the tingle). If I recently pooped I will flick my finger a little in the cornhole to rinse it out.

 
Joe Summer said:
Last thing I do for every shower: lather up the washcloth, squat down, and do a couple back-and-forths.

Never once thought about going "inside". That just seems weird to me. Not sure if Irish Spring was ever designed to go there.
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Why would you need to squat to wash your ###?

 
not sure I really want to know the answer to this, but what in the h*ll got you thinking about this today?

 
bryhamm said:
not sure I really want to know the answer to this, but what in the h*ll got you thinking about this today?
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Let's just say we used to have a pet gerbil. 

Actually, up until recently I had just been a wash the surface guy.  Over the last few months I've transitioned to a finger tip deep cleaning and was wondering what the norm is.  

 
Captain Cranks said:
Let's just say we used to have a pet gerbil. 

Actually, up until recently I had just been a wash the surface guy.  Over the last few months I've transitioned to a finger tip deep cleaning and was wondering what the norm is.  
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If you are ok with it then it’s normal for you.

 
Good idea for a spin off thread.

What is worse than when you're wiping and you suffer the fatal "slip through" and are forced to wash your hands.

 
Captain Cranks said:
Let's just say we used to have a pet gerbil. 

Actually, up until recently I had just been a wash the surface guy.  Over the last few months I've transitioned to a finger tip deep cleaning and was wondering what the norm is.  
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Yeah, but are you cleaning your ### or dirtying your finger?

 
Socrates11 said:
Handheld shower head setting on 'sandblaster' mode
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We have a bench in our shower..one foot on the bench with soap and in sandblaster mode and you will be fine for salad tossing!

 
I’m not sure I get the poll options. You have to actually wash in your crack, but that doesn’t mean penetrating the ######. 

Wtmf?

 
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