Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums
Henry Ford

How Many Taco Bell Tacos Can You Eat For Lunch?

How Many Tacos Can You Eat For Lunch?  

166 members have voted

You do not have permission to vote in this poll, or see the poll results. Please sign in or register to vote in this poll.

Recommended Posts

I honestly think I could crush a dozen soft shell black bean fresco tacos though (no meat or cheese). 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Arizona Ron said:

I honestly think I could crush a dozen soft shell black bean fresco tacos though (no meat or cheese). 

Are you wearing a frilly dress and heels for that, or just makeup?

  • Like 9

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah, I used to look at their party packs and laugh about the singularity inherently within.  

I'm still going that I can easily crush eight, if not twelve once I get going.  

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

And 45 minutes is way too long.  If @shuke and @General Malaise throw down again, we're going to need video.  I don't think anyone wants to watch two 45 minute videos.

I think more like 5 minutes.

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

A few years ago my stepdaughter (then ~14 and all of about 80 lbs) asked for 9 soft tacos.  I was :rolleyes: but those things vanished in about 10 minutes.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

Are you wearing a frilly dress and heels for that, or just makeup?

All three if it's that kind of party. 

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, Arizona Ron said:

And 45 minutes is way too long.  If @shuke and @General Malaise throw down again, we're going to need video.  I don't think anyone wants to watch two 45 minute videos.

I think more like 5 minutes.

I think we can montage it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, Arizona Ron said:

And 45 minutes is way too long.  If @shuke and @General Malaise throw down again, we're going to need video.  I don't think anyone wants to watch two 45 minute videos.

I think more like 5 minutes.

How about they each just get a party-pack and video themselves crushing it? Fastest to finish wins.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

See, this is one of those conundrums. I know I can eat over a dozen, easily. And I am a huge fan of the EAT-OFF threads. So much so, that I would love to do one because I think they're so great. But, I'd feel like a tool for ripping off shuke and GMs schtick. So, i guess, basically look at me, while you're not looking at me. And shuke and GM, please do this.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, General Malaise said:

Hi Shuke,

I want to let you know about a change I've made to my life. One I'm guessing will not be popular with some.

We will no longer have the "EAT-OFF" type threads. That means the polls or the threads where the intent is basically posting pictures or videos of grown men power eating unhealthy food and guys talk about the men eating.

This is not the result of any incident or drama. It's something I've thought about for a while. Well before the recent #FatShaming events. 

I'm not mad at anyone and nobody's in trouble. It just finally hit me today that these aren't something we should be doing to ourselves or our legacies. And it's not an issue of moderating and taking out the grotesque videos. The entire idea of the EAT-OFF is something we don't want to have. 

And I'm sure there will be people who don't like this change. As I've always said here, I'm not sure our way is the right way. But it's the way we're going to do it. If an FFA without the "EAT-OFF!" threads isn't an FFA you want to be part of, I fully understand. 

And I realize this policy is super tame (or lame depending on your perspective) compared to the rest of the internet. No argument from me. I totally get it. I don't have any say in the rest of the internet. But this is my body here and I do have say in that.

Which leads me to the second part. I apologize. I stood by and abused my body for years. And the buck stops with me. I'm responsible. We're a country that does things. And sometimes people do things that are wrong. But I believe it can be just as wrong not doing something and allowing something to happen. I did that here with those EAT-OFFs and I'm sorry. 

Thanks for being part of Footballguys. And thanks for helping make the boards what they are.

G

**********

General Malaise

Owner - FatBodybyBud

What if I could go back

To the way it used to be?

What if there's a moment

Or a second chance for me?

What if I don't see you

When we're standing face to face?

What if I was always second place?

But what if I could write the story?

What if all this ends in glory?

What if the moon and stars

And the world is ours?

If only dreams could live.

And I'd never have to say

What if.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

Hi Shuke,

I want to let you know about a change I've made to my life. One I'm guessing will not be popular with some.

We will no longer have the "EAT-OFF" type threads. That means the polls or the threads where the intent is basically posting pictures or videos of grown men power eating unhealthy food and guys talk about the men eating.

This is not the result of any incident or drama. It's something I've thought about for a while. Well before the recent #FatShaming events. 

I'm not mad at anyone and nobody's in trouble. It just finally hit me today that these aren't something we should be doing to ourselves or our legacies. And it's not an issue of moderating and taking out the grotesque videos. The entire idea of the EAT-OFF is something we don't want to have. 

And I'm sure there will be people who don't like this change. As I've always said here, I'm not sure our way is the right way. But it's the way we're going to do it. If an FFA without the "EAT-OFF!" threads isn't an FFA you want to be part of, I fully understand. 

And I realize this policy is super tame (or lame depending on your perspective) compared to the rest of the internet. No argument from me. I totally get it. I don't have any say in the rest of the internet. But this is my body here and I do have say in that.

Which leads me to the second part. I apologize. I stood by and abused my body for years. And the buck stops with me. I'm responsible. We're a country that does things. And sometimes people do things that are wrong. But I believe it can be just as wrong not doing something and allowing something to happen. I did that here with those EAT-OFFs and I'm sorry. 

Thanks for being part of Footballguys. And thanks for helping make the boards what they are.

G

**********

General Malaise

Owner - FatBodybyBud

Boooooooooooo! I'm voting in the thread, now.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, ProstheticRGK said:

See, this is one of those conundrums. I know I can eat over a dozen, easily. And I am a huge fan of the EAT-OFF threads. So much so, that I would love to do one because I think they're so great. But, I'd feel like a tool for ripping off shuke and GMs schtick. So, i guess, basically look at me, while you're not looking at me. And shuke and GM, please do this.

Hi Pros,

Please don't do that.

G

  • Like 8

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
10 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

Hi Shuke,

I want to let you know about a change I've made to my life. One I'm guessing will not be popular with some.

We will no longer have the "EAT-OFF" type threads. That means the polls or the threads where the intent is basically posting pictures or videos of grown men power eating unhealthy food and guys talk about the men eating.

This is not the result of any incident or drama. It's something I've thought about for a while. Well before the recent #FatShaming events. 

I'm not mad at anyone and nobody's in trouble. It just finally hit me today that these aren't something we should be doing to ourselves or our legacies. And it's not an issue of moderating and taking out the grotesque videos. The entire idea of the EAT-OFF is something we don't want to have. 

And I'm sure there will be people who don't like this change. As I've always said here, I'm not sure our way is the right way. But it's the way we're going to do it. If an FFA without the "EAT-OFF!" threads isn't an FFA you want to be part of, I fully understand. 

And I realize this policy is super tame (or lame depending on your perspective) compared to the rest of the internet. No argument from me. I totally get it. I don't have any say in the rest of the internet. But this is my body here and I do have say in that.

Which leads me to the second part. I apologize. I stood by and abused my body for years. And the buck stops with me. I'm responsible. We're a country that does things. And sometimes people do things that are wrong. But I believe it can be just as wrong not doing something and allowing something to happen. I did that here with those EAT-OFFs and I'm sorry. 

Thanks for being part of Footballguys. And thanks for helping make the boards what they are.

G

**********

General Malaise

Owner - FatBodybyBud

I'll take this as challenge accepted.

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I stopped at a taco bell for the first time in a decade.  Ordered maybe 6 of them.  They were only 1/4 or 1/3 full including the lettuce.  I could kill a half bag of tortilla chips which was what these pretty much were.  The crappy taco bell near my place, probably 40.  The tacos in the picture on the menus, I could knock down 10 without feeling any immediate issues.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 minute ago, General Malaise said:

Hi Pros,

Please don't do that.

G

GM, much respect. The EAT-OFF threads are your sandbox, so you're entitled to do what you want, but I've been a fan for a long time and this is just lame. You didn't think at all about how this would affect the community before you made some random decision that "enough is enough and, all of a sudden, two pudgy guys treating their bodies like a carnival ride is not something to laugh at." What, are you gonna nibble on an heirloom carrot on camera now, and extoll the virtues of farm to table?

You do you, but maybe it's time we found another thread where people eat and drink as if everyone is watching. Put it up for a poll, I GUARANTEE you that your side of the argument will lose. Maybe this year I won't renew my subscription to "Uranium chat", or "Holy chit, how many kids do i have?"

  • Like 6

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

My cousin used to order a 10 pack when they had them and he would eat all 10. He a string bean too... I could probably eat 10 but the most I ever after in one setting was 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I’m not sure how to answer this 

if I was getting Taco Bell for lunch im probably getting chalupas or bean burrito plus sour cream and nacho cheese or whatever their latest gimmick is, but if forced to get only tacos probably 4

if I’m somewhere and there are free tacos im probably eating 5 or 6

if it’s some sort of contest or dare then I’m eating as many as I need to, I definitely think I could eat 20+

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Bull Dozier said:

I cannot hear a Taco Bell reference without thinking of my own Taco Bell eating competition entry.  It was at a Saint Paul Saints minor league baseball game several years ago.

...

I proudly pull out my certificate and look at it closer.  The "years supply of tacos" amounted to 12 free tacos.  Yes, a years supply amounted to one taco a month.

Yep, definitely a Saints promotion.  

:lmao::lmao::lmao: to the full story.  Outstanding.  Wish I was there.     

 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
13 minutes ago, Mr.Pack said:

My cousin used to order a 10 pack when they had them and he would eat all 10. He a string bean too...

Diarrhea will do that to you.

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
49 minutes ago, heckmanm said:

A few years ago my stepdaughter (then ~14 and all of about 80 lbs) asked for 9 soft tacos.  I was :rolleyes: but those things vanished in about 10 minutes.

My 7-year old, who's a string bean, eats a soft taco, hard shell taco and mini quesadilla at Del Taco (similar to TB but has burgers/fries too).  There've been times where she asks me to order 1-2 more tacos for her.  :ph34r:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
40 minutes ago, otello said:

Do they still have the Chilito?

I think you can still order it "off-menu".  At least that's what others told me maybe 1-2 years ago.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I can never figure out which side is the top or bottom 

 

so, 10+

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

In my 20's I would eat 12 while watching the NBA Playoffs. And I didn't feel like I was trying hard at all.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
20 minutes ago, cockroach said:

Not enough people in here saying how disgusting Taco Bell is and that they'd never eat there.  I think only 2 in 3 pages

The good thing about eating 12 Taco Bell tacos is that the time it takes to eat them cuts the delay before bathroom time in a third.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Zigg said:

I f'n love Taco Bell. I'll try 10 on Wednesday and see how it goes. 

Waiting anxiously for an update.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, General Malaise said:

 

General Malaise

Owner - FatBodybyBud

STONE HIM!

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, General Malaise said:

Hi Shuke,

I want to let you know about a change I've made to my life. One I'm guessing will not be popular with some.

We will no longer have the "EAT-OFF" type threads. That means the polls or the threads where the intent is basically posting pictures or videos of grown men power eating unhealthy food and guys talk about the men eating.

This is not the result of any incident or drama. It's something I've thought about for a while. Well before the recent #FatShaming events. 

I'm not mad at anyone and nobody's in trouble. It just finally hit me today that these aren't something we should be doing to ourselves or our legacies. And it's not an issue of moderating and taking out the grotesque videos. The entire idea of the EAT-OFF is something we don't want to have. 

And I'm sure there will be people who don't like this change. As I've always said here, I'm not sure our way is the right way. But it's the way we're going to do it. If an FFA without the "EAT-OFF!" threads isn't an FFA you want to be part of, I fully understand. 

And I realize this policy is super tame (or lame depending on your perspective) compared to the rest of the internet. No argument from me. I totally get it. I don't have any say in the rest of the internet. But this is my body here and I do have say in that.

Which leads me to the second part. I apologize. I stood by and abused my body for years. And the buck stops with me. I'm responsible. We're a country that does things. And sometimes people do things that are wrong. But I believe it can be just as wrong not doing something and allowing something to happen. I did that here with those EAT-OFFs and I'm sorry. 

Thanks for being part of Footballguys. And thanks for helping make the boards what they are.

G

**********

General Malaise

Owner - FatBodybyBud

:lmao:  Come on Joe ...you really need to "like" this.  

 

  • Like 10

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I feel that I could eat a lot more nacho cheese chalupas than just regular hard or soft tacos. Yes, more food per taco, but chalupas are just that much more disgustingly delicious, and I feel that I'd be more invested in the task than I would in simply getting mouth-bored with sharp cardboard-tasting hard shells (or equally as bland cardboard-tasting soft wraps).

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
34 minutes ago, cockroach said:

Not enough people in here saying how disgusting Taco Bell is and that they'd never eat there.  I think only 2 in 3 pages

I used to think that ...the "meat" certainly is questionable as 100% meat.  I started occasionally hitting the Crunchwrap Supremes and liked them, then the steak quesadillas ...then the chalupas.  Not ashamed, I like the place.  

Now, my 14 yr old daughter wants to eat there all the time.  We split a 12 pack of hard shell and I get a Chili Cheese Burrito (can get off menu if its not on there).

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, dgreen said:

They still have those cinnamon twists? I haven't been to a taco bell in forever.

yes, but a dessert better choice is the Cinnabon delights, they are outstanding

The occasional, somewhat new, chicken rolled tacos are really good. And although the menu will probably not show it, you can still get the beef enchirito (at least at our local TB), which is basically a beef/bean combo burrito, covered with enchilada sauce then cheddar cheese. It's great. Get it every time I go. 

Edited by Nathan R. Jessep
typoooooo
  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, General Malaise said:

Hi Shuke,

I want to let you know about a change I've made to my life. One I'm guessing will not be popular with some.

We will no longer have the "EAT-OFF" type threads. That means the polls or the threads where the intent is basically posting pictures or videos of grown men power eating unhealthy food and guys talk about the men eating.

This is not the result of any incident or drama. It's something I've thought about for a while. Well before the recent #FatShaming events. 

I'm not mad at anyone and nobody's in trouble. It just finally hit me today that these aren't something we should be doing to ourselves or our legacies. And it's not an issue of moderating and taking out the grotesque videos. The entire idea of the EAT-OFF is something we don't want to have. 

And I'm sure there will be people who don't like this change. As I've always said here, I'm not sure our way is the right way. But it's the way we're going to do it. If an FFA without the "EAT-OFF!" threads isn't an FFA you want to be part of, I fully understand. 

And I realize this policy is super tame (or lame depending on your perspective) compared to the rest of the internet. No argument from me. I totally get it. I don't have any say in the rest of the internet. But this is my body here and I do have say in that.

Which leads me to the second part. I apologize. I stood by and abused my body for years. And the buck stops with me. I'm responsible. We're a country that does things. And sometimes people do things that are wrong. But I believe it can be just as wrong not doing something and allowing something to happen. I did that here with those EAT-OFFs and I'm sorry. 

Thanks for being part of Footballguys. And thanks for helping make the boards what they are.

G

**********

General Malaise

Owner - FatBodybyBud

THIS is how you do it, folks. 

:tebow:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, dgreen said:

They still have those cinnamon twists? I haven't been to a taco bell in forever.

Yeah, they still have the cinnamon flavored packing peanuts.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.