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2 minutes ago, Da Guru said:

None of them read Off Dees fashion thread.

I was going to say this is the offdee rating scale in picture form. No 10's of course, since those are basically unicorns. Sorry, Joe. 

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2 hours ago, nirad3 said:

Dad bod central

An insult to dad bods.

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Wow, look at that diversity

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Why is the dude in the middle river dancing?

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1 hour ago, Aaron Rudnicki said:

spill or shadow?

Spladow

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Aaron Rudnicki said:

That was the old me

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CabinOwner  -  ? either old hoss or chemical smoo  -  BrettLvr  -  TF  -  Shuke?  -  Tre  -  A-a-ron  -  Judson  -  Tittay

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Tre thiccccccc :wub:

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2 hours ago, Aaron Rudnicki said:

:lmao: 

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49 minutes ago, Kanil said:

I'll do my best...

From left to right:

9. @Doctor Detroit (He looks like my doctor)

 

That guy’s not black, guy. 

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Posted (edited)

That's a whole lot of cargo pockets.

Someone beat me to it.

Who is double fisting it with one fist?

 

Edited by Hov34

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2 hours ago, msudaisy26 said:

I don't know any of them, but the guy in the middle with the visor and sunglasses staring right into the camera made me laugh. He has a look on his face that is saying " Are you seriously taking a picture of 9 dudesright now"

He looks like he's about to barf, to me.

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10 minutes ago, Doctor Detroit said:

That guy’s not black, guy. 

Yeah but you're the only one with doctor in his name that I recognize.  Dude looks like my doctor.  So that's you.

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PS - What do I win?

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1 hour ago, Maik Jeaunz said:

2 of the guys have their polos tucked into their shorts, so you know they mean business.

It means they aren't so fat that they need to leave their Polo shirt hanging out so it's all drapey and billowy and camouflagey.

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“Smells like sex in here.”

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Posted (edited)

scupper
?
captain paranoid
red raiders
?
Tre
pickles
zilla
hoss

Edited by urbanhack
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Posted (edited)

53 minutes ago, Doctor Detroit said:

:lmao: 

Why am I always the one who gets sold out first in this kind of ####.. some things never change

I guess I am the star of the show, with the crocs and all.  Glad I was tagged.. otherwise I probably don't see it.

Happy to be about 30 lbs lighter.  Those were the hard drinking days

Edited by JZilla
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1 hour ago, Da Guru said:

None of them read Off Dees fashion thread.

:lol: cargo shorts 

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3 hours ago, Tom Servo said:

Lake City Gar

 Very :goodposting:

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3 hours ago, Tom Servo said:

Lake City Gar

Redman

Zartan

Tanner

Nipsey

Shuke

Otis

#1 Fan of Ghanna Soccer

Yashooryoubetcha (with tail)

I know Nipsey IRL and he ain’t there.

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18 minutes ago, JZilla said:

Why am I always the one who gets sold out first in this kind of ####.. some things never change

I guess I am the star of the show, with the crocs and all.  Glad I was tagged.. otherwise I probably don't see it.

Happy to be about 30 lbs lighter.  Those were the hard drinking days

Man I’d kill to have a svelte body like that

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Looks like a Trump Supreme Court 

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Epic squad, Jeep and I must have already been drinking in the cart

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:no:

With all these visors, and sandals, and crocs, I wouldn't be caught dead with this crew.  

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4 hours ago, Joe T said:

Pic

Name 'em.  

Didn’t realize we had a cargo short subforum.

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4 minutes ago, JerseyToughGuys said:

Didn’t realize we had a cargo short subforum.

:lmao:

 

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Posted (edited)

Crocs were shtick, cargo shorts OTOH.. not shtick then or now :bag:

Edited by JZilla
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3 hours ago, Kanil said:

I'll do my best...

From left to right:
1. @Joe Bryant (Center of attention)

2. @chet (Rich people tend to have that, "I don't give a #### what I look like" mentality)

3. Short Jim Rome

4. Joe Bryant Fan

5. @Nathan R. Jessep (Unconfirmed - Can't quite see if the shirt has a Saint's logo.  Also has that, "I miss Marissa look in his eyes")

6. @Arizona Ron (Internet pimp)

7. @Otis (This is almost exactly what I imagine Otis looks like)

8. Angie

9. @Doctor Detroit (He looks like my doctor)

 

:lmao: I'm absent from this picture. 

 

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Chris looking quite spry in the foto...

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Why is one of them pretending to be a flamingo?

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L to R 

SmittyintheCity

Mick_Shrimpton

Goldschlagger Shooter

El Jefe69

jeffp1974

HeavyMatt

Kelly to Rison II

JetSki4lyfe (RIP)

Bossman _Brad

 

 

 

 

 

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I can't name anyone in this picture, but this was the exact look of 99 percent of the passengers (including myself) on my flight to Vegas for March Madness.

 

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Posted (edited)

I thought all footballguys were rich?  Well, from the looks of that 2006 Cadillac CTS, maybe they were wealthy long ago, but lost their money on DFS or something.  

I don't have much more than that other than a shoe rating

1 - probably the most stylish of the group, which isn't saying much.  That's a lot of pockets on those long  shorts.

7- nothing screams dad more than those white leather shoes and champion socks

9- can you walk on water when wearing those?

3- meh, 6pack of craft beer for himself, while the rest of the DFS losers suck back domestics, and possibly an iced beer 3rd from right

6 - this guy must drive a jeep

5 - those poor ankles look like they are in an Andre the Giant headlock, this could be the exact moment the left finally buckled under pressure

4- definitely the oldest pair of shoes in the photo.  This guy gets his money out of his purchases.  Probably frequents the Amazon prime thread, and is sporting a pair of madcows.

8- these should be 9, but it's obvious they are just a post golf shoes slide on.  This man knows comfort, practicality, and non microbial foam.  But the straps... 

2- this guy is the James Dean of the group when it comes to shorts fashion.

Edited by Punxsutawney Phil
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6 minutes ago, Dickie Dunn said:

I can't name anyone in this picture, but this was the exact look of 99 percent of the passengers (including myself) on my flight to Vegas for March Madness.

 

coincidentally, 90% of these guys in the photo went to March Madness together

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Love me some zilla and Tre. Otherwise,  seems like an awfully loose use of the word legendary. 

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Is Otis the fat, bald guy?

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Who is #3 and 5?

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