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49 minutes ago, Kanil said:

I'll do my best...

From left to right:

9. @Doctor Detroit (He looks like my doctor)

 

That guy’s not black, guy. 

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That's a whole lot of cargo pockets.

Someone beat me to it.

Who is double fisting it with one fist?

 

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2 hours ago, msudaisy26 said:

I don't know any of them, but the guy in the middle with the visor and sunglasses staring right into the camera made me laugh. He has a look on his face that is saying " Are you seriously taking a picture of 9 dudesright now"

He looks like he's about to barf, to me.

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10 minutes ago, Doctor Detroit said:

That guy’s not black, guy. 

Yeah but you're the only one with doctor in his name that I recognize.  Dude looks like my doctor.  So that's you.

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1 hour ago, Maik Jeaunz said:

2 of the guys have their polos tucked into their shorts, so you know they mean business.

It means they aren't so fat that they need to leave their Polo shirt hanging out so it's all drapey and billowy and camouflagey.

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scupper
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captain paranoid
red raiders
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Tre
pickles
zilla
hoss

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53 minutes ago, Doctor Detroit said:

:lmao: 

Why am I always the one who gets sold out first in this kind of ####.. some things never change

I guess I am the star of the show, with the crocs and all.  Glad I was tagged.. otherwise I probably don't see it.

Happy to be about 30 lbs lighter.  Those were the hard drinking days

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1 hour ago, Da Guru said:

None of them read Off Dees fashion thread.

:lol: cargo shorts 

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3 hours ago, Tom Servo said:

Lake City Gar

Redman

Zartan

Tanner

Nipsey

Shuke

Otis

#1 Fan of Ghanna Soccer

Yashooryoubetcha (with tail)

I know Nipsey IRL and he ain’t there.

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18 minutes ago, JZilla said:

Why am I always the one who gets sold out first in this kind of ####.. some things never change

I guess I am the star of the show, with the crocs and all.  Glad I was tagged.. otherwise I probably don't see it.

Happy to be about 30 lbs lighter.  Those were the hard drinking days

Man I’d kill to have a svelte body like that

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:no:

With all these visors, and sandals, and crocs, I wouldn't be caught dead with this crew.  

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4 minutes ago, JerseyToughGuys said:

Didn’t realize we had a cargo short subforum.

:lmao:

 

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Crocs were shtick, cargo shorts OTOH.. not shtick then or now :bag:

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3 hours ago, Kanil said:

I'll do my best...

From left to right:
1. @Joe Bryant (Center of attention)

2. @chet (Rich people tend to have that, "I don't give a #### what I look like" mentality)

3. Short Jim Rome

4. Joe Bryant Fan

5. @Nathan R. Jessep (Unconfirmed - Can't quite see if the shirt has a Saint's logo.  Also has that, "I miss Marissa look in his eyes")

6. @Arizona Ron (Internet pimp)

7. @Otis (This is almost exactly what I imagine Otis looks like)

8. Angie

9. @Doctor Detroit (He looks like my doctor)

 

:lmao: I'm absent from this picture. 

 

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L to R 

SmittyintheCity

Mick_Shrimpton

Goldschlagger Shooter

El Jefe69

jeffp1974

HeavyMatt

Kelly to Rison II

JetSki4lyfe (RIP)

Bossman _Brad

 

 

 

 

 

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I can't name anyone in this picture, but this was the exact look of 99 percent of the passengers (including myself) on my flight to Vegas for March Madness.

 

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I thought all footballguys were rich?  Well, from the looks of that 2006 Cadillac CTS, maybe they were wealthy long ago, but lost their money on DFS or something.  

I don't have much more than that other than a shoe rating

1 - probably the most stylish of the group, which isn't saying much.  That's a lot of pockets on those long  shorts.

7- nothing screams dad more than those white leather shoes and champion socks

9- can you walk on water when wearing those?

3- meh, 6pack of craft beer for himself, while the rest of the DFS losers suck back domestics, and possibly an iced beer 3rd from right

6 - this guy must drive a jeep

5 - those poor ankles look like they are in an Andre the Giant headlock, this could be the exact moment the left finally buckled under pressure

4- definitely the oldest pair of shoes in the photo.  This guy gets his money out of his purchases.  Probably frequents the Amazon prime thread, and is sporting a pair of madcows.

8- these should be 9, but it's obvious they are just a post golf shoes slide on.  This man knows comfort, practicality, and non microbial foam.  But the straps... 

2- this guy is the James Dean of the group when it comes to shorts fashion.

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6 minutes ago, Dickie Dunn said:

I can't name anyone in this picture, but this was the exact look of 99 percent of the passengers (including myself) on my flight to Vegas for March Madness.

 

coincidentally, 90% of these guys in the photo went to March Madness together

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Love me some zilla and Tre. Otherwise,  seems like an awfully loose use of the word legendary. 

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3 hours ago, Kanil said:

Yeah but you're the only one with doctor in his name that I recognize.  Dude looks like my doctor.  So that's you.

that's a solid argument. i'll allow it.

counselor, your witness.

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1 minute ago, shadyridr said:

#2 is the only one that doesn't look like a fashion nightmare

He looks like every engineer in my neighborhood.  

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say what you will about this pic but i think it's cool that these balloonheads get together at least once a year for some debauchery  :thumbup: 

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Just now, mr. furley said:

say what you will about this pic but i think it's cool that these balloonheads get together at least once a year for some debauchery  :thumbup: 

where is this?

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8 minutes ago, Binky The Doormat said:

where is this?

somewhere in Wisconsin, i think

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Too much elevation for "southern FL" the hills (I see a little elevation back there) don't really start until North of Tampa.  But, seeing as they likely squandered their typical FBG fortunes on DFS, it may be an executive course on a filled in landfill or something.

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Which FBG does that radical Tacoma with the topper belong to.  I'd definitely drink some iced beers / hot box the truck bed with that guy.  Those trucks are rare gems these days.

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2 minutes ago, Punxsutawney Phil said:

Too much elevation for "southern FL" the hills (I see a little elevation back there) don't really start until North of Tampa.  But, seeing as they likely squandered their typical FBG fortunes on DFS, it may be an executive course on a filled in landfill or something.

I just went off of the domain in the URL being "Lake Okeechobee".

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30 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

say what you will about this pic but i think it's cool that these balloonheads get together at least once a year for some debauchery  :thumbup: 

And props to the photo taker for entertaining us for a few.

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Looks like wedding rings on 2,4,8,9.  Possibly 7 as well, but without further photo enhancement I think I'm biased to the dad look.  Then again he might be divorced, and still has the dad look.  Maybe a divorced guy who hasn't been able to afford a new pair of shoes since the divorce in 2010.

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6 hours ago, Aaron Rudnicki said:

spill or shadow?

Shadow. Always a shadow.

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1 hour ago, mr. furley said:

say what you will about this pic but i think it's cool that these balloonheads get together at least once a year for some debauchery  :thumbup: 

Every guy should be able to do something similar with a group of buddies at least once a year. For my group this was Year 27, mostly baseball (but Vegas this year) and mostly a different city each year.

Also: "balloonhead" is a very underrated term.

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Otis really was a mess back then.  I thought the fat bald Otis schtick was always schtick.  sad.

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