Ninja Shortage (1 Viewer)

parasaurolophus

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #1

Yep. 85k a year to be a ninja. 

Iga, a small Japanese city and the birthplace of the ninja, is facing a serious problem — there aren't enough people training to be ninjas...

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hagmania

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #2

That's exactly how you know they are good at their jobs. 

 

belljr

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #3

i've started my training

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DrearyAnnualCrustacean-max-1mb.gif

 

mr roboto

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #4

@proninja 

 

Kafka

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #5

Tell me about it...huh, @El Floppo?

 

IMAX 3D

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #6

Maybe they should just hand out ninja certificates like they do with black belts around here

 

GregR

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #7

Iga is still cranking out plenty of ninjas.  Here's their latest class all seated together at their graduation, surrounded by their families.

Looks like they aren't skimping on quality either.

 

Vanilla Guerrilla

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #8

GregR said:

Iga is still cranking out plenty of ninjas.  Here's their latest class all seated together at their graduation, surrounded by their families.

Looks like they aren't skimping on quality either.

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More diverse than I would have imagined.

 

Phil Elliott

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #9

Maybe we can help them out.  Seems to be a lot of growth.

 

msommer

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #10

Vanilla Guerrilla said:

More diverse than I would have imagined.

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American Ninja didn't just happen out of nothing....

 

Vanilla Guerrilla

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #11

IMAX 3D said:

Maybe they should just hand out ninja certificates like they do with black belts around here

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I had to pay $3.98 for mine at JC Penny's.

 

Fat Nick

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #12

Just signed my 4 year old up for Ninja classes at the local gym (not kidding).  Good to know his future is bright.

 

Dentist

***Official FBG Dentist***

• Jul 17, 2018

• #13

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

 

Vanilla Guerrilla

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #14

Fat Nick said:

Just signed my 4 year old up for Ninja classes at the local gym (not kidding).  Good to know his future is bright shadowy and mysterious.

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Sand

Footballguy

• Jul 17, 2018

• #15

From the article:

Sally Herships goes to Iga to discuss the city's plan to use ninjas to fight depopulation.

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Sound like they're also offering up the town's female population to help repopulate.  That's quite the perk.  

 

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QuizGuy66

Footballguy

• Jul 26, 2018

• #16

Japan's Iga city 'does not need ninjas' after reports it was hiring - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44964020

Sorry @proninja



-QG

 

Worm

slimy ninja

• Jul 26, 2018

• #17

 

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Ditkaless Wonders

Footballguy

• Jul 26, 2018

• #18

Do they have a cut off age to begin training?  Do trainees have to remain celibate? Would I have to wear that silly slipper/shoe with the big toe sectioned off from the other four? Can a person with bad flatulence become a ninja or is there too much risk that such a person would give away the group, when working in groups?