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100 Goats on the Loose in Boise

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I haven't been this excited about a news story since the llamas got on the loose in Phoenix.  Please let there be a chase. Please let there be a chase.

Joe Parris | @KTVBJoe

#Breaking - About 100 goats are on the loose right now in a #Boise neighborhood. They are going house to house eating everything in sight. Nobody has a clue where they came from...updates to follow

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3 minutes ago, ChiefD said:

This is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Why, did they lose some sheep too?

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One day you feel quite stable
The next you're comin' off the wall
But I think you should warn me
If you start heading for a fall
I see the problem start
I watch the tension grow
I see you keeping it to yourself
And then instead of reaching conclusions
I see you reaching for something else

No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose

I see no harm or danger in escaping
If the method suits the style
We put the mind on idle
And let the others take it for awhile
When the pace is too fast
And I think I won't last
You know where I'll be found
I'll be standing here beside myself
Getting ready for the final round

No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose

The time we feel most stable
Is the time we're comin' off the wall
And there's every indication
We may be heading for a fall
So let the problems start
And let the tension grow
We'll be keeping it to ourselves
And while they're busy reaching their conclusions
We'll be reaching for something else

No one can stop you now
Tonight you're on the loose
No one to tell you how
Tonight you're on the loose

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I heard it was 41 in honor of TB12's bday. 

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unrelated: I've seen people incorrectly use "loose" when they mean "lose" that now when someone uses "loose" correctly, it still looks wrong.  

 

meh-eh-eh.

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Wait We Rent Goats is a legitimate business?  How do I get in on that action?

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4 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said:

Wait We Rent Goats is a legitimate business?  How do I get in on that action?

Buy goats

 

Profit  :moneybag:

 

 

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Goats have become a runaway success as pets as a direct result of human beings growing in their direction behaviorally. Should people become much more oblivious, intrusive & bleating, we shall each be issued one by the govt, i fear.

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37 minutes ago, wikkidpissah said:

Goats have become a runaway success as pets as a direct result of human beings growing in their direction behaviorally. Should people become much more oblivious, intrusive & bleating, we shall each be issued one by the govt, i fear.

This seems negative and insulting...but, is it one of those fainting goats?  Ha, I’m so in if that’s the case!

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Whole lotta yoga enthusiasts disappointed today.

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We went on a vacation to Vancouver Island and someone recommended a restaurant that was on the way to our hotel. They said you can't miss it, there's a store right there with goats on the roof. I just figured they meant some kind of statue or something but no, there were goats on the roof

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6 hours ago, AhrnCityPahnder said:

unrelated: I've seen people incorrectly use "loose" when they mean "lose" that now when someone uses "loose" correctly, it still looks wrong.  

 

meh-eh-eh.

Sorry but you loosed me there.

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10 hours ago, wikkidpissah said:

Wild weekend for Getzlaf...

Four miles right down Five Mile Rd from where I live.  I've seen these bad boys munching away in different spots several times over the years. There is so much water here, #### grows like crazy.

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1 minute ago, Man of Constant Sorrow said:

Other than the spitting, that seemed like a fairly rational discussion.

too political...

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1 minute ago, wikkidpissah said:

too political...

Ahem - I addressed that:

1 minute ago, wikkidpissah said:

Other than the spitting

 

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15 hours ago, IMAX 3D said:

Wait We Rent Goats is a legitimate business?  How do I get in on that action?

Yep, and way cheaper than our amigos to the south at clearing fields. They're like land piranha.

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