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How many paramours shall one have before thou feels she may be a harlot? (1 Viewer)

How many?

  • 1-5

    Votes: 3 3.0%

  • 6-15

    Votes: 17 16.8%

  • 16-30

    Votes: 12 11.9%

  • 31-50

    Votes: 14 13.9%

  • Over 50

    Votes: 18 17.8%

  • I wouldn't consider her a slut regardless of how high the number is

    Votes: 37 36.6%
  • Total voters
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flranger

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Simple enough, curious what the FFA thinks?  For frame of reference let's consider the following criteria as age is certainly a factor (no, this is not someone I know):

  • 44 years old
  • Was not with eventual spouse while in college
  • Married from 25-36
  • One child, 18 and away at school
  • Divorced and happily single with plenty of girlfriends and decent career
  • Was a 6 in college, attractive but a little thick, but has aged well and is now a 7.5 for her age
  • ETA:  Celebrity Look a Like 2008 version of Sarah Palin
 
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I think the calculation is something like your age minus the age of consent.  So a 28 year old female would be "allowed" 10 guys.

Not sure how the math works out when they are married for awhile and are quite a bit older.

 
flranger said:
Simple enough, curious what the FFA thinks?  For frame of reference let's consider the following criteria as age is certainly a factor (no, this is not someone I know):

  • 44 years old
  • Was not with eventual spouse while in college
  • Married from 25-36
  • One child, 18 and away at school
  • Divorced and happily single with plenty of girlfriends and decent career
  • Was a 6 in college, attractive but a little thick, but has aged well and is now a 7.5 for her age
  • ETA:  Celebrity Look a Like 2008 version of Sarah Palin
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Oddly specific.

 
NotSmart said:
Oddly specific.
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I stated in the post its no one I know, but whatever floats your boat.  I included all those details as I've been around this place long enough to know the thread would be filled with a bunch of how pretty is she, what if she is married, blah blah blah.  I've got no shame here, if I was asking the ones I've been with  I'm sure my history includes everything from 1 to well in the triple digits, but I'm not asking as I don't care either way.

FTR, I'd knock every post 18 yr old version of celebrity look alike out of the park including the 54 yr old 2018 version.

 
eoMMan said:
I think the calculation is something like your age minus the age of consent.  So a 28 year old female would be "allowed" 10 guys.

Not sure how the math works out when they are married for awhile and are quite a bit older.
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Going to need to hit the exponent button on that calculator for divorced in their 40s during the age of online dating.

 
flranger said:
I stated in the post its no one I know, but whatever floats your boat.  I included all those details as I've been around this place long enough to know the thread would be filled with a bunch of how pretty is she, what if she is married, blah blah blah.  I've got no shame here, if I was asking the ones I've been with  I'm sure my history includes everything from 1 to well in the triple digits, but I'm not asking as I don't care either way.

FTR, I'd knock every post 18 yr old version of celebrity look alike out of the park including the 54 yr old 2018 version.
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No editorial comment was intended, it was meant as just an observation.

More data to work with is always helpful.

Any look-alike to Sarah Palin is a big winner in my book.

 
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I wouldn't define it by a specific number, but.......if she's 44 and she's been happily single for the past 8 years........
 

 
Depends on her current behaviour, doesn't it? What if she was a total slut from 16-25 and then a nun since then? That'll matter, won't it?

 
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Imo, not a number but intent. If she's using sex as a tool or weapon to hurt somebody (maybe herself included), she's a slut.

If she just likes sex, who the hell cares?

 
I wouldn't consider her a slut regardless of how high the number 

Come on

I think there are a very select few people that may truly feel this way but the majority???

 
My guess is the number is approaching 3 digits. Recent divorcees tend to go wild for a bit for myriad of reasons. Nothing wrong with that.

 
Reminds of my old pickup line at the olde Girth & Dangle publick house on chaise route stopovers between Thontintington and Suffexshire, "If you're a harlot, I'm your varlot!"

 
My lady friend across the street has been with hundreds of guys, most of whom worked in the Kennedy & Johnson administrations. That's what it meant for a woman trying to make a career in DC in the 60's. I'm not one to judge.

If she still looks like 2008 Sarah Palin after taking a couple hundred cocks, then she's obviously a sturdy and resilient woman. I would still wear a sheath until we could discuss health records.

 
whoknew said:
Why would you shame a woman for having and enjoying sex?
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As the number of partners reaches a certain level it becomes almost a statistical certainty at some point that she has the herp. About 1 in 4 women have genital herpes. I dont remember the exact numbers, but number of partners was a pretty significant indicator. 

 
McGarnicle said:
My lady friend across the street has been with hundreds of guys, most of whom worked in the Kennedy & Johnson administrations. That's what it meant for a woman trying to make a career in DC in the 60's. I'm not one to judge.

If she still looks like 2008 Sarah Palin after taking a couple hundred cocks, then she's obviously a sturdy and resilient woman. I would still wear a sheath until we could discuss health records.
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Welcome back!

I think someone called you McCarnicle accidentally.

 
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