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ETs make contact

This is how it happens when extraterrestrials make contact with Earth.

It starts with a newspaper report about suspicious activity at a space research facility—government agents and military vehicles. The local sheriff gets angry and confused. Then the TV news reports feature interviews with locals saying things like, “Nothing really happens here very much. And since nobody knows, it could be almost anything.”

All that has happened over the last week at the National Solar Observatory in Sunspot, New Mexico, 130 miles southwest of Roswell—and the situation is still a mystery.

It seems to have started last Friday when the observatory was temporarily closed because of an undisclosed security issue. Shari Lifson, a spokesperson for the group that manages the facility—Association of Universities for Research in Astronomy (AURA)—told the Alamogordo Daily News: “We have decided to vacate the facility at this time as a precautionary measure. It was our decision to evacuate the facility.”

Otero County Sheriff Benny House told the Daily News that FBI agents told his officers to “standby,” and would not explain the security threat to him or why the federal law enforcement agency was involved. “But for the FBI to get involved that quick and be so secretive about it, there was a lot of stuff going on up there,” House said to the Daily News. “There was a Blackhawk helicopter, a bunch of people around antennas and work crews on towers, but nobody would tell us anything.”

House seemed especially confused since the staff at the observatory aren’t federal employees, as far as he knows. “These guys are regular workers that work for this company. I don’t know why the FBI would get involved so quick and not tell us anything,” he told the Daily News.

Frank Fisher, a public affairs officer at FBI’s Albuquerque Division, told Gizmodo that it was referring all inquiries to AURA. Lifson of AURA told Gizmodo today that the facility is still closed because the research group is still “addressing a security issue” and “is working with the proper authorities on this issue,” but has no further comment about the nature of the security issue.

A dispatcher at the Otero County Sheriff’s office told Gizmodo that the matter is still a complete mystery to their office. “We don’t know what is going on. We haven’t had any updates. We haven’t gotten any information at all,” he said. “There’s not much we can do about it. We’ve decided to respect their wishes. We’re not going to make any inquiries and they’re not telling us.”

 
You're thinking of Florida.

Zombie apocalypse is definitely starting in Florida.
I beg to differ... the hot topic here in Michigan (especially this close to hunting season) is about the DNR's new hunting regulations to curb CWD (chronic wasting disease) in whitetail deer..  This is how the zombie apocalypse will start... Rednecks eating deer with CWD and getting it themselves...

It starts here...in the Mitten

 
From the link... this guy isn’t real smart...

An investigation by the FBI revealed that a janitor is the main suspect in the search, however he has not been charged with a crime even though his name is on the warrant.

The warrant states the suspect would use the observatory Wifi and a personal laptop to download the child pornography. 

A limited number of people have access to the observatory from dusk until dawn, which helped narrow their search.
 
The Q pedo conspiracy has now expanded to include other worlds.  Makes sense.

 
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Deep State.
Not to pee in the FFA...when this should be in the Politcal Forum....but:

Toy Story and its characters are loved by children.

Tom Hanks was in Toy Story.

Tom Hanks is rumored to be part of that big pedophilia thing that took place in that Pizza Place.

Pizza Planet is in Toy Story....and INTERGALACTIC PIZZA PLACE.

 
The source of child pornography was traced to an IP address used at the observatory and a source within the building observed a computer with "not good" images on it, the warrant states.
Understatement of the year.

 
Are there really people that still believe we are the only planet with living organisms on it?
I would guess that at least half of the US would says that life only exists on earth. Probably more. 

Its incredibly likely this isn’t true. 

However - ‘aliens’ in common parlance refers to intelligent beings who are usually more advanced than us. There’s no way to know whether any ‘life’ in the universe would fit anything close to this understanding. 

 
I would guess that at least half of the US would says that life only exists on earth. Probably more. 

Its incredibly likely this isn’t true. 

However - ‘aliens’ in common parlance refers to intelligent beings who are usually more advanced than us. There’s no way to know whether any ‘life’ in the universe would fit anything close to this understanding. 
I would be stunned if there isn't life out there that's smarter than a good deal of the people I see on a daily basis. 

 
The only thing I don’t really get is the aliens fascination with New Mexico. I mean if you are going to visit Earth why there?
Erich von Daniken did a great job explaining this in the original Ancient Aliens TV special (before the show was a thing).

It's the same reason as why aliens visited all the  ancient central American civilizations. Geography. Central and SW US is mainly desert. But it isn't sandy desert, it's just desolate and arid. That makes it an easy location to extract soil, the land, and get a quick idea of what kind of materials the planet is composed of.

 

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