Your knee jerk reaction to realizing Valentines Day is coming up (1 Viewer)

Captain Cranks · Feb 5, 2019

How does this make you feel?

Jayrok · Feb 5, 2019

Blue Dot Orange Dot · Feb 5, 2019

I’m hoping to get an new color on my username.

Leroy Hoard · Feb 5, 2019

I'm looking forward to all the reduced price chocolate the day after.

Dan Lambskin · Feb 5, 2019

Blue Dot Orange Dot said:
I’m hoping to get an new color on my username.

MAC_32 · Feb 5, 2019

My wife and I celebrate Valentine's day by getting a take out sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon on it so you could say I'm looking forward to it.

Buddy Ball 2K3 · Feb 5, 2019

Woot! One month until Steak and BJ Day!

Galileo · Feb 5, 2019

MAC_32 said:
My wife and I celebrate Valentine's day by getting a take out sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon on it so you could say I'm looking forward to it.

Who the hell makes a sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon??

Leroy Hoard · Feb 5, 2019

Galileo said:
Who the hell makes a sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon??

I'm guessing a non Jewish deli.

MAC_32 · Feb 5, 2019

Galileo said:
Who the hell makes a sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon??

Melt

Ignoramus · Feb 5, 2019

Just another day I won't be getting laid.

Galileo · Feb 5, 2019

MAC_32 said:
Melt

Really? I've been there a few times and do not recall such a thing on their menu. Special request? Or did I just miss it?

MAC_32 · Feb 5, 2019

Galileo said:
Really? I've been there a few times and do not recall such a thing on their menu. Special request? Or did I just miss it?

It's a special they run a couple-few times per year. Subscribe to their monthly emailer and you'll know when they have it. It's called 6 degrees of kevin bacon.

Osaurus · Feb 5, 2019

Nothing says I love you like replacing the roof.

El Floppo · Feb 5, 2019

I always am happy to find new ways to disappoint my wife, so I voted all three.

ragincajun · Feb 5, 2019

I will be waiting for my hug thread to be updated of course.

-OZ- · Feb 5, 2019

MAC_32 said:
My wife and I celebrate Valentine's day by getting a take out sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon on it so you could say I'm looking forward to it.

Winning

Galileo said:
Who the hell makes a sandwich with 6 different kinds of bacon??

Winners.

Senor Schmutzig · Feb 6, 2019

I"m going with "Damn it" because that means that my wife's birthday is almost here (February 8th) and I haven't gotten her anything yet.

mr. furley · Feb 6, 2019

just another leaf covered punji trap that cannot be avoided, imo

there's no "right" answer

ChiefD · Feb 6, 2019

Doesn't even register.

I married a woman who:

1. Hates Valentines Day because it's a made up corporate holiday

2. Is 11 years younger than me

3. Makes more money than me and has been funding her 401k strongly since she was 23

4. Has had three kids yet still has the same body as when I met her when she was 22

5. Doesn't care if I watch sports

6. Doesn't care if I go to Wisconsin every year to go muskie fishing

urbanhack · Feb 6, 2019

ChiefD said:
Doesn't even register.

I married a woman who:

1. Hates Valentines Day because it's a made up corporate holiday

2. Is 11 years younger than me

5. Doesn't care if I watch sports

6. Doesn't care if I go to Wisconsin every year to go muskie fishing

Wow...this was almost my exact situation with my ex. Maybe I should have kept her.

Your knee jerk reaction to realizing Valentines Day is coming up (1 Viewer)

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Oh, good. I'm looking forward to a nice, romantic evening with my loved one. Let me think what I s

Meh, whatever

Damn it!

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