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Why do people fart on the bus? (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter gbill2004
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Hold it in until you get off the bus? Do you normally fart whenever/wherever you pleas, like a business meeting with your boss/clients/colleagues?Where else are we supposed to fart?
The General
Footballguy
OrtonToOlsen
Footballguy
Because they don’t have a car?
RUSF18
Footballguy
### #### skinny/average people been getting away with farting in public since the dawn of man.
bigmarc27
Footballguy
comfortably numb
Footballguy
It's better than someone taking a ####
Johnny Rock
Footballguy
Surgical mask down?
ShamrockPride
Footballguy
It's the 21st century and nobody's thought of building a fan into pants yet?
DaVinci
FairTaxguy
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I'm guessing that person ate something awful on the way to the bus stop.
proteus126
Footballguy
El Floppo
Footballguy
The Big Guy
Fear the Blitz
I feel bad for people when they come next to me on a treadmill. Something about the treadmill makes me fart and I swear I can see the gaseous cloud lingering around me while I walk on this thing.
Good times.
Good times.
The General
Footballguy
Amtrak, drink car. Classy.Where else are we supposed to have our business meetings?
AAABatteries
Footballguy
My farts smell wonderful. You’re welcome.
DallasDMac
Footballguy
rustycolts
Footballguy
I like to fart in the check out line in the grocery store and leave just before it starts to permeate so my wife gets blamed for it. Good times.
-OZ-
Footballguy
Same thing happens to me while lifting. One of these days I might blow out my intestines while squatting.
Ned
Footballguy
Short Corner
Footballguy
ericttspikes
Footballguy
Seems better than the urine soaked El train I'd take to work everyday when I lived in Chicago.
E Street Brat
Footballguy
I'm farting right now.. 
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Don't Noonan
Footballguy
Seems like whenever I fart in my office someone decides to come right in and talk to me. Very unpleasant.
Dedfin
Footballguy
I never fart on the plane, but i usually have one chambered. And yes my favorite thing to do is crop dust someone on the jetway.
Doctor Detroit
Please remove your headgear
El Floppo
Footballguy
the two guys get off the elevator, you walk in- now you own it.Unless you're a fart ventriloquist.
Zegras11
Footballguy
Big League Chew
Footballguy
i usually bottle mine up for the office
helps keep people away with their questions
goes well with my morning coffee and executive time
helps keep people away with their questions
goes well with my morning coffee and executive time
The Big Guy
Fear the Blitz
I try to do this when the person behind me either bumps my with their cart or refuses to leave a little personal space for me when I am on line. Cramming up my rear is not going to make Helga in front of me dig her checkbook out of her pocketbook before the cashier has totaled up her order, so back off Sharon.
Jules Winnfield
Footballguy
I always rip ### on a plane. The night before my flights I will drink Guinness and enjoy a nice piece of salmon which is a nice combo to give me some real wrath of God type gas. Once the plane has leveled out and the captain has removed the fasten seat belt sign, I get up to go to the stretch and I walk up and down the aisle crop dusting everyone with Satan’s aerosol
Dont like it? Crack a window...oh yeah, you can’t!
badmojo1006
Footballguy
badmojo1006
Footballguy
The times I have ridden the bus recently, no farts, but a few people who haven't taken a shower in a long time.
:X
:X Thunderlips
Footballguy
I like to do it by myself on elevators. It's kind of like a stinky game of Russian Roulette.....the excitement/anxiety/adrenaline/relief you feel as each floor passes and the doors don't open....it's awesome. Of course, I never see the fall out of my flatulence because if the elevator stops, the doors open and someone gets on...I automatically get off and take the steps....but I imagine the tension of standing with someone in my stink cloud; almost daring them to say something would be off the charts awesome.
El Floppo
Footballguy
like I wrote above- the worst is when you step into an empty, bombed out elevator and have to just take ownership... or do the "wasn't me" song and dance if anybody else gets on.
