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Saw this on Twitter.  Google ‘Florida man’ followed by your birthday: What’s your story?

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I got; "Florida man accused of biting two toddlers dozens of times" and "Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him".

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"Man Dies Weeks After Getting Shocked By Live Wire On Roof"

Well that was fun.  :mellow:

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Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing

Florida Man Accused Of Trafficking 14-Year-Old Girl For Sex

Florida man known as 'Burger King' has world's largest burger collection

Florida man tried smuggling live birds in his pants, officials say

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“Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissors”

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Posted (edited)

"Florida man charged with driving jetski on Florida road...yes, road"

Also -

"Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked"

Edited by Cowboysfan8

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Florida man poses as homeless person, hands out money to those who help.                                                                                                               Florida man drops stolen TV from getaway scooter 

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Florida man ask police to test his drugs, thought he was sold bad crystal meth.

 

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Mine is probably the worst: Family of black man killed by the police awarded a $4 settlement

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Florida man kills and dismembers roommate because he suspected roommate was about to commit mass murder.

 

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Florida man arrested after threatening to kidnap Lana Del Rey at Orlando concert

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Florida suspect tries to swim away from police, subdued by algae

Florida man jailed for giving his girlfriend a 'wet willy'

Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked

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Are you guys getting actual stories? The only thing coming up is a screen shot of a headline, but I'm not sure it's real. I'm kinda afraid to research if it actually happened TBH...

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Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Bucky86 said:

Are you guys getting actual stories? The only thing coming up is a screen shot of a headline, but I'm not sure it's real. I'm kinda afraid to research if it actually happened TBH...

Mine were actual stories where the headline reads "Florida man......"

Edited by simey

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Got one.

Florida Man Charged With Battery After Allegedly Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend

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2 hours ago, simey said:

Florida Man Prompts Evacuation at Taco Bell After Bringing Grenade He Found While Fishing

Florida Man Accused Of Trafficking 14-Year-Old Girl For Sex

Florida man known as 'Burger King' has world's largest burger collection

Florida man tried smuggling live birds in his pants, officials say

You win. 

 

or lose?

 

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Florida Man Accused Of Holding Girlfriend’s Face In Fire

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1 hour ago, Ilov80s said:

Mine is probably the worst: Family of black man killed by the police awarded a $4 settlement

:no:   Florida man forced 5-year-old to perform sex acts on him, deputies say

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2 hours ago, RG623 said:

“Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissors”

July 13th?

That's what I got: Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

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Florida man drops stolen tv from getaway scooter.

Edited by Raging weasel

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Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked "Breathalyzer, Blow Here" Arrested for DUI

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Florida man sentenced to 10 days in jail for dragging live shark behind boat.

Florida man caught exposing himself in Walmart pillow aisle.

Doesn't start with "Florida man", but of note: Helicopter rotor decapitates man at Brooksville-Tampa Regional

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2 hours ago, Cowboysfan8 said:

 

"Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked"

 

57 minutes ago, Psychopav said:

 

Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked

Gonna find this offense as a common complaint with numerous documented dates...FL Man is no fan of swamp ###

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Florida man, mad over $1 jump in cigarette price, threatens clerk with loaded rifle

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Top three...

FL man blames dog for drunk driving stop 

Armless Florida man charged after allegedly using feet to stab tourist with scissors

Teens film, laugh as Florida man drowns

 

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Florida man sues to keep inflatable Super Mario outside business

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4 minutes ago, Ted Lange as your Bartender said:

Florida man chugged can of beer during DUI stop

Me too!!!  I'm assuming we share the same BDay.  :hifive:

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  • Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme

  • Florida man arrested on drug charges during investigation of shooting (cops found drugs after going to the home of a man shot in the back by a toddler who picked up a gun that was laying around the home)

  • Facebook 'like' gets Florida man a return trip to jail (violated full stay away order by liking ex-gf photo)

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  2. Which Florida man are you? This Google search will tell you - News ...

  3. America's New Pastime Is Figuring Out Which 'Florida Man' You Are

  4. Which 'Florida man' story are you? - Twitter

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A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas

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29 minutes ago, BobbyLayne said:
  • Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme

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Florida man shot outside bar after rejecting shot inside bar

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Florida man beats ex-wife, drowns disabled Chihuahua in backyard pool

Video shows 6-foot snake coming out of Florida man’s car hood

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Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon. Link

Fake news: Florida man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators in everglades.

Also, weirdly enough WBTV in Charlotte’s news is on and just now the news anchor just said: A Florida man with Charlotte ties has plead guilty to sending a wave of pipe bombs to CNN and prominent critics of President Trump. Guy played soccer at UNC-Charlotte. What are the odds that I would here that at this exact moment?

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Florida Man Kicking Swans In The Head To Practice Karate Arrested For Cruelty To Animals

 

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It is kind of unfair that these acts of by only 9 million Florida men gives the other million Florida men a bad name. 

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Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt.

 

In all fairness, there is a 50-50 chance I could actually do this.

 

Edited by Hastur

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9 hours ago, Godsbrother said:

:no:   Florida man forced 5-year-old to perform sex acts on him, deputies say

Fn Florida man

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"Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, police say"

"Florida man hospitalized after attempt to kiss venomous snake"

 

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Florida man tells jury he dismembered dads body, fearing blame for death.

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I'm not giving some cyber stalker my birthday.

That and it was just some stupid story about a dude climbing a cell phone tower.

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Florida man ‘upskirts’ woman at Burlington Walmart

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