My stomach thinks it's soooooo funny. (1 Viewer)

For years, whenever I go into a meeting or any place quiet, it decides to start growling like a little dog seeing a big dog on a walk.  Great sounds in meetings.  But it was even "funnier" the time I had jury duty and everyone in the courtroom got to hear it for hours.  And I've tried eating more, eating less, eating a little.  Doesn't matter.  Nothing will stop it.  

But now it's found a new trick.  Instead of growling, it can almost imitate a fart sound.  So I'll be in a quiet room and it'll make the strange sound that doesn't sound like it came from my stomach.  To the point where I have to actually say out loud, "That was my stomach, I swear."

You're sooo funny, stomach.  

Talk to your doctor, it's probably nothing but that's a common early stage of pancreas "issues".  No schtick.

Arizona Ron said:

Talk to your doctor, it's probably nothing but that's a common early stage of pancreas "issues".  No schtick.

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Yeah.  Luckily at this age, I'm collecting doctors like they're Topps baseball cards in the 80's.  Good news is it's nothing to worry about.  Unless dying from embarrassment actually becomes a real thing.

Sounds like a family of small rodents have taken up residence in your belly.  Good luck with that.

Does it go "Helloooo! La, la, la!" 

Sheik, is it at least helping you - in getting closer to achieving that bodily produced ICQ  - "Ah-Oh" - that you have been chasing for so long?

This could be a good thing, if approached from the right perspective.

Practice.

Think of all the new body sounds that may open up to you.

Good luck!

I was really really really hoping farting was involved. Satisfied. 

TheIronSheik said:

I'm collecting doctors like they're Topps baseball cards in the 80's.

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Is your doctor's name Will Clark?

Pretty sure it's ball cancer, my liege.