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Dumb Tweets by Dumb Corporations: A Thread

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On 5/12/2019 at 3:29 PM, mr. furley said:

buried in that article

Curiously enough, Cruz once argued as Texas Solicitor General that sex toys weren’t a right.

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship,” Cruz’s legal team wrote in 2007.

 

wtf :lmao::lmao::lmao:

Ha, I actually argued the opposite side in a court case once.  

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20 minutes ago, Tiger Fan said:

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yup, good stuff here...

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On 5/2/2019 at 2:08 AM, Good Posting Judge said:

US Airways had a real lulu of one. I can't even really describe it without getting banned here, so you're going to have to use some detective work. It involved a photo of a model airplane.

Just researched. That's fn hilarious.

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4 hours ago, Good Posting Judge said:

Nice work, Darren.

I know he's not technically a corporation, which I'm sure he's very distraught about.

The comments are solid on that one too.

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On 5/2/2019 at 2:08 AM, Good Posting Judge said:

US Airways had a real lulu of one. I can't even really describe it without getting banned here, so you're going to have to use some detective work. It involved a photo of a model airplane.

Flight plan filed into CLT

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47 minutes ago, caustic said:

Someone discovered a year-old Walmart tweet this morning, a bunch of people started sharing it, and Walmart quickly deleted it. Why did they move so quickly to delete it, you ask? https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1135913199448911876?s=21 :lmao: :lmao: 

Sam always was a foot man 

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1 minute ago, shuke said:

I don't get it.

I think it's because she has six toes on each foot.

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58 minutes ago, Ignoramus said:

I think it's because she has six toes on each foot.

Made me look.

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