Man of Constant Sorrow
Footballguy
Thanks so much Smart!Holy Cow did you have a fun day!
Your pics totally rock.
Thanks so much Smart!Holy Cow did you have a fun day!
Your pics totally rock.
BTW: Have you ever consider a Derby Week visit to KY?Holy Cow did you have a fun day!
Your pics totally rock.
Holy mutha trukkin' ####!Alrighty, OTB - snap on yer seat belt, cause I'm take'n ya fer a ride... (though I apologize for the raw version of this story; I've not had time to polish it yet.)
While you were away, I had some health issues (not important now - things are going in right direction presently), and I lost about 40 lbs over the past year. So, when Oaks Day rolled up, none of my good pants fit. Thus, I found an old (unused) pair that I accidentally acquired. I was shoppin' about 4 years ago, and when I left the store, I heard some dude exclaim - where's my pants?! Well, the clerk had accidentally put em in my bag...and...luckily...they NOW FIT - after 4 years of doin' nutten' fer me! (Yeah - I shoulda returned them - sue me.) So, after some OK's from the fashion police here - I was now ready for Oaks Day, plus...I was put into a fashion mind by my pals here. Thnx guys! And, that set the stage...
My day began at 10 am, when I was dropped off at the track. I went into the Paddocks/Infield zone. I was expecting a friend from Costa Rica (and the rest of my old pals) at 1 pm, so I had a few hours to kill. After checking out the scene briefly, I decided that I needed a few tokes --- so --- I went into the men's room under the stands (paddock area).
The bathroom situation was still good for men - at this hour - but it was already starting to suck for the women. Thus, just as I lit my 1st one-hit, I heard a commotion goin' on in the room. Apparently, a female had decided to enter our abode. Within a few seconds, I saw these sandal'd toes pout'n up at me from the stall next door.
My breath was taken away. I told her - thru the wall - you have beautiful toes. She laughed and said thank you. Now, I am no perv, so I left it at that. I figured she was gonna get some harsh remarks on the way out...so....
By the time she had left, the room began to notice my emissions .... where's the smoke?, began to refrain across the room. I kept quiet. Slipped out without any notice. My pants may have helped.
Now, in the hours waiting for my pals, I decided to people watch/hunt, as I strolled the paddocks. This is perhaps one of my favorite things to do evah! As you know, I am kind of a semi-pro photographer - or was - nothing recent. But, during the years I was active, I discovered a very efficient way to coax others into a photograph. Unfortunately, we were not allowed to bring in our DSLRs, so I had to modify my approach to account for my lack of accouterments.
I would approach anyone who I thought looked righteous - and I would explain to them that I was doing a fashion hunt for the FBGs Forum (true enough) & I made sure to tell all of them that I would be posting their pictures here. (Well, I'm not gonna post all of them - that would be too verbose even for me.) In the process, I spent a good while getting to know each group. I will post my favorites below - in order of the day:
Bryan was an artist from Paris. This was his first time in the states. He spoke English well, but I did speak a little French with him - he even understood some of it. His suit smoldered! And his friends were equally interesting. I spent about an hour with this group - well worth my time.
The Blue Suit Crew came next. They were locals, so I only spent about 15 minutes with them. They were fun, but offered nothing exotic. Also, I was getting bored with dudes...
Next, I hooked up with Jim and Beenie. They are from my neighborhood, so I only caught up with them briefly before moving on to other things. Which mainly consisted of other local friends at this point: locals 1; Pink Out; Joyce & Cara.
Finally, I met my CR friend and the rest of my old gang. It was freak'n fabulous. I had not seen many of these folks since high school. I am not going to post any pics here, as some don't wanna be on the net - I respect that. I hung with them and had a few beers. However, I continued to break off periodically to meet new folks.
Mainly --- Heather. She is from the east - Baltimore maybe? I can't really remember, but I spent as much time as possible with her. Sadly, it was only about 20 minutes. My game ain't that great.
After that, it was sadly back to more dudes & dudes ---- but finally I broke the curse with Denise and Daryl. I think I had a shot at Denise, but I ain't the kinda guy to cut in on Daryl. Also, I am prolly just fool'n myself.
At this point, the day was starting to wind down at the track, but there were still lots on interesting people left. Cindy & Britt, Samantha and Heather and Cathy occupied my final hour or two at the paddocks. It was really sweet to finally not be all dude'n.
Ah, except for one final local dude - a friend - Angel. He normally works the backside, but had the day off. We met up briefly before we each found our gangs later.
I then hit the exit, but had a great time even there. It is a long walk to cars and crap, so I got to spend a decent amount of time with the following folk:
Todd & Company - not sure where they are all from - we just laughed a lot.
Cali Cats - ok, I tried to get a photo, but the dude work'n my camera took a vid instead. Oh well. This group is from California, and we shared some very nice smoke once we exited the gates. They stuck around for a while as we partied at a nearby VFW (yeah - it's the place to be). Great people. Good dancers too.
At the VFW, I began to dance - carefully - as part of my new medical condition is a F'd foot. I had a cane, but ditched it. My 2nd dance partner was Valerie - she could really dance. I could really try.
OK, by this time, it was dark, and I had been on my feet all damn day! I could barely stand - tho I could still dance. Also, all day I was constantly pushed, shoved and berated for being too slow on my cane...by locals! Bastids!!! Thus, when a gentleman finally offered me a seat, I was astounded - blown the F away.
Before I sat down, we exchanged info. He is from NYC. Steve. You may know him - I hope. He goes by Steve too - so - it should be pretty easy to track him down. I think.
Anyways, I just said - NY'ers are RUDE!
We laughed and exchanged stories for an hour - at least - while dancing and drinking with his fellow NYC'ers.
By the time the place was slowing down, I had one last dance with Erin. Then, my best local friend - Brandon - picked me up for some local parties. We went to an RV party close to the track first. This is where my final dancing occurred. As stated earlier, I tried a dance maneuver that is beyond my age - I just can't go that low anymore.
Thus, I fell down. (Brandon is taping and laughing at me.)
After that, we went to Brandon's mom's house for a cookout. I got back to my parents at around 1 am. I was beat. Not drunk, but damn tired. It was an incredible day my friend. I am so glad you have come back. Get ready for the Fall at Keeneland. I may not bet the ponies, but I promise - you will meet some interesting folk.
thank you, K4 - we"ll see how the winds blow.Welcome home, @otb_lifer. Hope you'll stick around. You've been greatly missed.
methinks we square on Shriver/Valerie luvs me for sure ... a gent of Mox's character certainly played that one straightOver/under on how many of those names MOCS actually remembered and how many he made up?
ahhhh, sounds like a regretful miss on both parts ... solace taken in that i was busy entertaining some of the gf's coworkers who we had over for chipz and gigglez last night. i'm on the radar, though, always ... we gotta grab a cocktail very soon - warm weather and NYC street scenes - we got it made, mah manOh damn. Was trying to remember area posters I like who dug music... I had an extra ticket to IDLES at bklyn steel last night that woulda been yours.
Welcome back, gb...FFA is all music all the time now.
Best post I've read in a long time!Man of Constant Sorrow said:Alrighty, OTB - snap on yer seat belt, cause I'm take'n ya fer a ride... (though I apologize for the raw version of this story; I've not had time to polish it yet.)
While you were away, I had some health issues (not important now - things are going in right direction presently), and I lost about 40 lbs over the past year. So, when Oaks Day rolled up, none of my good pants fit. Thus, I found an old (unused) pair that I accidentally acquired. I was shoppin' about 4 years ago, and when I left the store, I heard some dude exclaim - where's my pants?! Well, the clerk had accidentally put em in my bag...and...luckily...they NOW FIT - after 4 years of doin' nutten' fer me! (Yeah - I shoulda returned them - sue me.) So, after some OK's from the fashion police here - I was now ready for Oaks Day, plus...I was put into a fashion mind by my pals here. Thnx guys! And, that set the stage...
My day began at 10 am, when I was dropped off at the track. I went into the Paddocks/Infield zone. I was expecting a friend from Costa Rica (and the rest of my old pals) at 1 pm, so I had a few hours to kill. After checking out the scene briefly, I decided that I needed a few tokes --- so --- I went into the men's room under the stands (paddock area).
The bathroom situation was still good for men - at this hour - but it was already starting to suck for the women. Thus, just as I lit my 1st one-hit, I heard a commotion goin' on in the room. Apparently, a female had decided to enter our abode. Within a few seconds, I saw these sandal'd toes pout'n up at me from the stall next door.
My breath was taken away. I told her - thru the wall - you have beautiful toes. She laughed and said thank you. Now, I am no perv, so I left it at that. I figured she was gonna get some harsh remarks on the way out...so....
By the time she had left, the room began to notice my emissions .... where's the smoke?, began to refrain across the room. I kept quiet. Slipped out without any notice. My pants may have helped.
Now, in the hours waiting for my pals, I decided to people watch/hunt, as I strolled the paddocks. This is perhaps one of my favorite things to do evah! As you know, I am kind of a semi-pro photographer - or was - nothing recent. But, during the years I was active, I discovered a very efficient way to coax others into a photograph. Unfortunately, we were not allowed to bring in our DSLRs, so I had to modify my approach to account for my lack of accouterments.
I would approach anyone who I thought looked righteous - and I would explain to them that I was doing a fashion hunt for the FBGs Forum (true enough) & I made sure to tell all of them that I would be posting their pictures here. (Well, I'm not gonna post all of them - that would be too verbose even for me.) In the process, I spent a good while getting to know each group. I will post my favorites below - in order of the day:
Bryan was an artist from Paris. This was his first time in the states. He spoke English well, but I did speak a little French with him - he even understood some of it. His suit smoldered! And his friends were equally interesting. I spent about an hour with this group - well worth my time.
The Blue Suit Crew came next. They were locals, so I only spent about 15 minutes with them. They were fun, but offered nothing exotic. Also, I was getting bored with dudes...
Next, I hooked up with Jim and Beenie. They are from my neighborhood, so I only caught up with them briefly before moving on to other things. Which mainly consisted of other local friends at this point: locals 1; Pink Out; Joyce & Cara.
Finally, I met my CR friend and the rest of my old gang. It was freak'n fabulous. I had not seen many of these folks since high school. I am not going to post any pics here, as some don't wanna be on the net - I respect that. I hung with them and had a few beers. However, I continued to break off periodically to meet new folks.
Mainly --- Heather. She is from the east - Baltimore maybe? I can't really remember, but I spent as much time as possible with her. Sadly, it was only about 20 minutes. My game ain't that great.
After that, it was sadly back to more dudes & dudes ---- but finally I broke the curse with Denise and Daryl. I think I had a shot at Denise, but I ain't the kinda guy to cut in on Daryl. Also, I am prolly just fool'n myself.
At this point, the day was starting to wind down at the track, but there were still lots on interesting people left. Cindy & Britt, Samantha and Heather and Cathy occupied my final hour or two at the paddocks. It was really sweet to finally not be all dude'n.
Ah, except for one final local dude - a friend - Angel. He normally works the backside, but had the day off. We met up briefly before we each found our gangs later.
I then hit the exit, but had a great time even there. It is a long walk to cars and crap, so I got to spend a decent amount of time with the following folk:
Todd & Company - not sure where they are all from - we just laughed a lot.
Cali Cats - ok, I tried to get a photo, but the dude work'n my camera took a vid instead. Oh well. This group is from California, and we shared some very nice smoke once we exited the gates. They stuck around for a while as we partied at a nearby VFW (yeah - it's the place to be). Great people. Good dancers too.
At the VFW, I began to dance - carefully - as part of my new medical condition is a F'd foot. I had a cane, but ditched it. My 2nd dance partner was Valerie - she could really dance. I could really try.
OK, by this time, it was dark, and I had been on my feet all damn day! I could barely stand - tho I could still dance. Also, all day I was constantly pushed, shoved and berated for being too slow on my cane...by locals! Bastids!!! Thus, when a gentleman finally offered me a seat, I was astounded - blown the F away.
Before I sat down, we exchanged info. He is from NYC. Steve. You may know him - I hope. He goes by Steve too - so - it should be pretty easy to track him down. I think.
Anyways, I just said - NY'ers are RUDE!
We laughed and exchanged stories for an hour - at least - while dancing and drinking with his fellow NYC'ers.
By the time the place was slowing down, I had one last dance with Erin. Then, my best local friend - Brandon - picked me up for some local parties. We went to an RV party close to the track first. This is where my final dancing occurred. As stated earlier, I tried a dance maneuver that is beyond my age - I just can't go that low anymore.
Thus, I fell down. (Brandon is taping and laughing at me.)
After that, we went to Brandon's mom's house for a cookout. I got back to my parents at around 1 am. I was beat. Not drunk, but damn tired. It was an incredible day my friend. I am so glad you have come back. Get ready for the Fall at Keeneland. I may not bet the ponies, but I promise - you will meet some interesting folk.
it reallyreallyreally is, in'nit?Best post I've read in a long time!
I suppose this is the place to post that I finally get The Jam's first album, and it's because of this thread. They always rubbed me wrong, until I read a YouTube comment that said to listen to it like The Who. Now I get it. It's awesome. Something nice about it this Saturday morning.
Away from the numbers...
Saw that. Decided to give The Jam a fifth chance per your strong recommendation, and was rewarded.
i posted this in the earwig thread yesterday, but it's fitting here, lest it got overlooked ... the Clash could've never pulled #### like that off
ya know, during my initial go 'round wif the punx, i didn't pay them much mind, either ... now, i didn't dislike them, just jumped more into the Ramones and the Clash and the Damned ... Heartbreakers and Pistols, as well, but they were both so short lived.Saw that. Decided to give The Jam a fifth chance per your strong recommendation, and was rewarded.
See - this right here - it is a perfect example of why you have been so direly missed. When most would post this, I would think - must have been the order google found em - or - eh, lucky ordering....but not you. I understand you...this was intentional. Lemme explain...otb_lifer said:
This.otb_lifer said:"I'M HAVING A ####### BLAST, COME JOIN MY PARTYING ###!!"
Maybe - if your are a good boy.otb_lifer said:Maria Shriver doppelganger ... call me, babe - i see you at Keeneland, luv?
.otb_lifer said:i salute ya, MOX!
Listen dude! I've got alibi!Over/under on how many of those names MOCS actually remembered and how many he made up?
MoCS don't need ta remember names - he's the namer!!!!methinks we square on Shriver/Valerie luvs me for sure ... a gent of Mox's character certainly played that one straight
what say you, Mox?
Thanks Cowboy - I know you are a race fan...have you ever been to Churchill?Best post I've read in a long time!
NeverThanks Cowboy - I know you are a race fan...have you ever been to Churchill?
Plan on it in the future?
Ah - nother thought ----otb_lifer said:not often one can grace a piss and #### stained floor with such fashionista aplomb.
That woman is way hotter than Maria Shriver.methinks we square on Shriver/Valerie luvs me for sure ... a gent of Mox's character certainly played that one straight
what say you, Mox?
DOOD!! Shriver's like ####### 90 now ... i mean, backinaday, Ahhhnold coulda had any piece of ### on the planet, yet he chose to park that weinerschnitzel in der Shriver's goody parts - good enuff for the Terminator, good enuff for meThat woman is way hotter than Maria Shriver.
THIS GUY GETS IT!!!See - this right here - it is a perfect example of why you have been so direly missed. When most would post this, I would think - must have been the order google found em - or - eh, lucky ordering....but not you. I understand you...this was intentional. Lemme explain...
Holy - yeah - the Rock - good lookin dude - clappin' ta me - nice.
mutha - ok - the stakes are risin' - got more of crowd thing rollin'
trukkin' - holy hell - the entire hall is gonna crash!!!!
####! - ####! - I feel like a bag o shrooms - those hats! - those expressions!
This was an aptly engineered rising wave leading to the crescendo of crazy. Nice.
This.
Maybe - if your are a good boy.
Regarding the rest, you are too kind, gb.
Please - keep it up.
My only complaint - I was really hoping you would have noticed my pants.
Oh, any word on Steve yet?
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I'm not sure I could keep up with you!... but it would definitely be fun trying.Man of Constant Sorrow said:BTW: Have you ever consider a Derby Week visit to KY?
I bet, between the two of us, we could maybe pick a winner - at something...perhaps...
wat????been going through some archives lo the year i was on self ban - MOX is a rare bird, he's not so much a mere poster, but, rather, a lunatic fringe/unsinkable soul operating in the posters milieu, which i dig to the Nth.
Honestly, my schedule is so open, I could fit even you in.im'ma find a way to get you ovah NYC way, Mox ... we'll party like the gotdamn sum#####es we are - the City may never sleep, but it does lapse into a coma evry nownthen. SALVO.
You've met Slappy?!?!?squirreles? yeah - they remind me of ####### catz - whaddya say, slappy?
Oh yesh....Keeneland, YA HEAR?
Oh yeah......a green room full of tasty nastiness awaits - #### Keeneland, YA HEAR?
Don't worry - I've got an extra cane ya can use...I'm not sure I could keep up with you!... but it would definitely be fun trying.
wat????
made my day ... gotta love the full effect MoCS
Honestly, my schedule is so open, I could fit even you in.
When's the best time to be in the city?
i'm a biased braggart when it comes to me home, but, there really is no bad time to visit here ... even the dead of winter is magical ... that being said, late spring/early summer is obviously most recommended for out of town visitors - we be in that wheelhouse currently, and it's #######' glorious (today's monsoons notwithstanding)
You've met Slappy?!?!?
i may have been intimate wif Slappy - whiskey makes me do bad things.
MOX GONNA MOX!Crap!
Wrong thread.
Squirrels were call'n I guess...
Not gonna erase - sorry - deal!
Excellent. I will check my schedule and pm you soon.When's the best time to be in the city?
i'm a biased braggart when it comes to me home, but, there really is no bad time to visit here ... even the dead of winter is magical ... that being said, late spring/early summer is obviously most recommended for out of town visitors - we be in that wheelhouse currently, and it's #######' glorious (today's monsoons notwithstanding)
That would explain his panic attack last month...You've met Slappy?!?!?
i may have been intimate wif Slappy - whiskey makes me do bad things.
This means much come'n from such a moxious mutha fudda...He got Moxie!
You know. nothing much. Little o' this, little o' that, ranked 204 Beatles songs and started a run on music threads.thank you, K4 - we"ll see how the winds blow.
soooooo ... you been up to anything noteworthy 'round here lately?
ohhhhh, that ...You know. nothing much. Little o' this, little o' that, ranked 204 Beatles songs and started a run on music threads.
Excellent. I will check my schedule and pm you soon.
me family vacations on the horizon, wiping them out early this year due to my daughter being accepted into a summer musical theater acting workshop - culminating in an ensemble performance of "Mama Mia" - we disqus
That would explain his panic attack last month...
BRILLIANT!
MY MAN !!!!!!
Heh. MoCS jus' down home and otb_lifer is intellectualizing. Par for the course. Stick around, you'll get it.I feel like Man of Constant Sorrow and otblifer are speaking a dialect that I am not QUITE cool enough to completely understand.
THERE. HE. IS.MY MAN !!!!!!
How you been, you ol' sailor, you? Good to see you - as you may not be aware, I've pretty much abandoned ship here as well, but if you're back to talk Preakness, I may just have to re-evaluate.....
when dealing with Mox, one must adapt a "when in Rome" vernacular ... makes the convo flow like mud ☠I feel like Man of Constant Sorrow and otblifer are speaking a dialect that I am not QUITE cool enough to completely understand.
as per usual, Rock gets it!Heh. MoCS jus' down home and otb_lifer is intellectualizing. Par for the course. Stick around, you'll get it.
It deserves this for my morning...
Welcome back amigo! Look forward to the dialogue and coin to be made!THERE. HE. IS.
great to see ya, you ol' so and so! when i saw the Cowher avatar as last response i knew this was back ON!
doin' pretty damn fine, yourself?
earlier responses to my call out here foretold of you being permanently M.I.A., but hope was held out that we could rally sumpin'sumtin' for the Preakness/Belmont , and perhaps stick around a bit longer ... i'm economizung my participation here to like minded sorts and topics, this thread is chock full of folk particular to those parameters.
now that we have you here, joining Wik/Hoard/GM/Lambskin/Cowboy .... we only missing @Judge Smails from the more hardcore contributors to my Derby/Horses threads past ... i think this Preakness is gonna yield some rewarding coin, expecting exotic totes to $$$ cha-chingaling $$$ - Max Sec was so head and shoulders above this crop, imo ... it's wide open in B'awlmore for some bingo.
took first look at the pps this morning, scratching the surface, at best ... lotta early speed in store, and the weather looks to be ideal - 76 and sunny forecast for the race, as of this morning's long range forecast.
GOOD TO HAVE YA ON BOARD!
when dealing with Mox, one must adapt a "when in Rome" vernacular ... makes the convo flow like mud ☠
as per usual, Rock gets it!
thanks, Smails .. great to see you in here, always glean a ton from your insightsWelcome back amigo! Look forward to the dialogue and coin to be made!
hoping to pepper this with Preakness pablum come the 'morrow a.m.Speaking of coin, Preakness is coming up in a few days...
Not too bad, amigo... the censorship around here chased me away, but there's no way in hell I'm not coming back for Preakness talk. Somehow, it feels like the planets are back in alignment now. The air smells sweeter.THERE. HE. IS.
great to see ya, you ol' so and so! when i saw the Cowher avatar as last response i knew this was back ON!
doin' pretty damn fine, yourself?
earlier responses to my call out here foretold of you being permanently M.I.A., but hope was held out that we could rally sumpin'sumtin' for the Preakness/Belmont , and perhaps stick around a bit longer ... i'm economizung my participation here to like minded sorts and topics, this thread is chock full of folk particular to those parameters.
now that we have you here, joining Wik/Hoard/GM/Lambskin/Cowboy .... we only missing @Judge Smails from the more hardcore contributors to my Derby/Horses threads past ... i think this Preakness is gonna yield some rewarding coin, expecting exotic totes to $$$ cha-chingaling $$$ - Max Sec was so head and shoulders above this crop, imo ... it's wide open in B'awlmore for some bingo.
took first look at the pps this morning, scratching the surface, at best ... lotta early speed in store, and the weather looks to be ideal - 76 and sunny forecast for the race, as of this morning's long range forecast.
GOOD TO HAVE YA ON BOARD!
when dealing with Mox, one must adapt a "when in Rome" vernacular ... makes the convo flow like mud ☠
as per usual, Rock gets it!
i bailed on 5/10/18, smack dab in the meat of Justy's TC run - the censorship, without warning, was enough for me to self impose a one year exile. i covered all of that earlier in reply to @Gr00vus, but it bears repeating - it felt as if an archaic gust of ham fisted wind tore ### through the playground, and no meteorologist forecasted as such. blew so much honest to goodness diversionary fodder to smithereens. #### that.Not too bad, amigo... the censorship around here chased me away, but there's no way in hell I'm not coming back for Preakness talk. Somehow, it feels like the planets are back in alignment now. The air smells sweeter.
as i mentioned in my first post, i waffled Max and Tacitus during the week ... kept wanting to land on Tac, because Tapit and our ol' buddy Tapwrit, but Max just made so much ####### sense ... it was the right call. no regrets, especially after Omaha Beach bailed - there was really no class speed to challenge/push Max, knew he was gonna cruise like Justy and AD the couple years prior ... and that he did - was a bit surprised at his :23/:46 splits, but he never looked to be laboring - at all. he did not disappoint, ran exactly as all who backed him expected him to - then came the top of the stretch ...I was on Max (among others) for the Derby and got shut out, as most did. I actually liked Country House quite a bit coming in, but tossed him due to the far outside post - that was a mistake. At a glance, I think some new shooters are going to have something to say about the Preakness and not necessarily the ones that were prominent on the Trail earlier on (i.e. Bourbon War)....
MAMA MIA!otb_lifer said:me family vacations on the horizon, wiping them out early this year due to my daughter being accepted into a summer musical theater acting workshop - culminating in an ensemble performance of "Mama Mia" - we disqus
she better kills it, pops is laying out a nice chunk o'change for this artsy edumicational workshop performance thingy (but, yeah, she's got boatloads of musical/dance chops, i expect top billing).MAMA MIA!
Pass the pasta - that's cremdiculous!
Musical theater is sweet. I remember talking about your creative cred - I bet she kills it.
careful, Mox ... them kinda pix led to my 365 daze in the wilderness - lotta skin on displayYah - we shall discus - soon!
must be Yankees or, even worse, revenuers ... those miserable bastidsGuests just roll'n in - gotta run...
...they don't like me.