I’m a drunk on a bar stool: Ask me anything

[johnnycakes 885]

I’m here at Buffalo Wild Wings in beautiful Burlington, MA.  Ask me anything.  

Edited June 9, 2019 by johnnycakes
Trying to generate traffic

[TheIronSheik 7,252]

First off... how are you?

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, TheIronSheik said:

First off... how are you?

I’m in an unusually good mood.   Suffer from depression and all that but right now I’m feeling pretty good.  Thank you for asking!   

[That one guy 1,675]

Is that the hometown of Burlington Coat Factory?  The one that tries to pass itself off as bargain brand outlet clothing store, but really it’s just a Super KMart

Anywho, what do they have on tap?

[otb_lifer 5,427]

i thought Burlington was a coat factory in Vermont? sure you in the right state?

[TheIronSheik 7,252]

2 minutes ago, johnnycakes said:

I’m in an unusually good mood.   Suffer from depression and all that but right now I’m feeling pretty good.  Thank you for asking!   

I like to start all of my interviews with that question.  

[Dan Lambskin 11,925]

What’s the temperature there?

[OrtonToOlsen 16,271]

9 minutes ago, johnnycakes said:

I’m here at Buffalo Wild Wings in beautiful Burlington, MA.  Ask me anything.  

The one on Middlesex Turnpike?  Right off of 95?  

[johnnycakes 885]

2 minutes ago, That one guy said:

Is that the hometown of Burlington Coat Factory?  The one that tries to pass itself off as bargain brand outlet clothing store, but really it’s just a Super KMart

Anywho, what do they have on tap?

Buffalo Wild Wings here has quite an assortment on tap.  I’m drinking Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale.  

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, OrtonToOlsen said:

The one on Middlesex Turnpike?  Right off of 95?  

[Scott Tenorman 278]

 

If I Axe you won't you bleed?

 

[brun 761]

See any fat mall cops on segways? 

[johnnycakes 885]

8 minutes ago, brun said:

See any fat mall cops on segways? 

Nope.    

[Hu-Tang Clan 357]

Two part question, first why do people pronounce it "axe" and second what other words do people pronounce by reversing letters for no reason?

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, Hu-Tang Clan said:

Two part question, first why do people pronounce it "axe" and second what other words do people pronounce by reversing letters for no reason?

Idk.  I don’t speak like that. I was trying to dumb down the question. I guess.  

[chet 2,692]

HI GB.  No questions but I am glad to hear you're in a good mood.

[johnnycakes 885]

28 minutes ago, TheIronSheik said:

First off... how are you?

And how are you, Sheikh?   

[johnnycakes 885]

Just now, chet said:

HI GB.  No questions but I am glad to hear you're in a good mood.

Thanks, Chet!   

[Da Guru 5,301]

What was the name of that website you got the Viagra from again?

[Rodrigo Duterte 561]

25 minutes ago, OrtonToOlsen said:

The one on Middlesex Turnpike?  Right off of 95?  

 

[GroveDiesel 7,009]

No question, just glad to see you around and doing well. 

[Parrothead 3,271]

what flavor of wings are you eating..

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, Da Guru said:

What was the name of that website you got the Viagra from again?

I was always a securetabs kinda guy. But on my last visit to my PCP, I mentioned that I could use some help in the love department. Say no more! He promptly wrote me up a script for generic viagra. With 5 refills. 

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, GroveDiesel said:

No question, just glad to see you around and doing well. 

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, Parrothead said:

what flavor of wings are you eating..

I’m having a chicken Caesar salad. No Wings. 

[Parrothead 3,271]

Just now, johnnycakes said:

I’m having a chicken Caesar salad. No Wings. 

[Waingro 1,220]

Have you paid a visited to any of the dispensaries?

[johnnycakes 885]

Just now, Waingro said:

Have you paid a visited to any of the dispensaries?

Of course.  I have a medical card. I go to Patriot Care in beautiful Lowell, MA. Went there today, in fact. Ate 50mg of edibles a couple of hours ago. Maybe that accounts for the good mood.   

[TheIronSheik 7,252]

16 minutes ago, johnnycakes said:

And how are you, Sheikh?   

Doing great, GB.  Thanks for asking. 

[[scooter] 11,965]

Are you still married?

If yes, has your wife crashed any cars lately?

[johnnycakes 885]

Just now, [scooter] said:

Are you still married?

If yes, has your wife crashed any cars lately?

Yup. Still married. It’s been a few years since she’s had an accident. 

[Don't Noonan 4,838]

Who will the Blazers face in the NBA Finals?  Bucks or Raptors?

[johnnycakes 885]

2 minutes ago, Don't Noonan said:

Who will the Blazers face in the NBA Finals?  Bucks or Raptors?

I quit watching after the Celtics lost. But I’ll take the Bucks.  

[Joe Bryant 7,175]

Hi @johnnycakes   No question. Glad you're doing well.

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, Joe Bryant said:

Hi @johnnycakes   No question. Glad you're doing well.

Thanks joe!  

[Waingro 1,220]

37 minutes ago, johnnycakes said:

Of course.  I have a medical card. I go to Patriot Care in beautiful Lowell, MA. Went there today, in fact. Ate 50mg of edibles a couple of hours ago. Maybe that accounts for the good mood.   

  - love them edibles

I very happy that MA is now open for business for recreational use. I made my first visit a few weeks ago. Drove up from Queens, NY, it was great reason for a weekend roadtrip. 

Glad to hear you're doing well.

Edited May 16, 2019 by Waingro

[Kraft... 1,310]

1 hour ago, OrtonToOlsen said:

The one on Middlesex Turnpike?  Right off of 95?  

Used to be a Chili's  

Glad to hear things are going well JC 

[wikkidpissah 12,724]

1 hour ago, otb_lifer said:

i thought Burlington was a coat factory in Vermont? sure you in the right state?

If you're in VT, you're never in the right state.

[wikkidpissah 12,724]

Can you smell Billerica from there?

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, Kraft... said:

Used to be a Chili's  

Glad to hear things are going well JC 

Not quite. Chili’s is on Middlesex Turnpike. Buffalo Wild Wings is on Second Avenue. 

[badmojo1006 6,160]

Cool Johnnycakes, glad you are doing well.

Boxers or briefs ?

[johnnycakes 885]

2 minutes ago, badmojo1006 said:

Cool Johnnycakes, glad you are doing well.

Boxers or briefs ?

Briefs. 

[otb_lifer 5,427]

8 minutes ago, wikkidpissah said:

If you're in VT, you're never in the right state.

why you hate socialism? 

 

 

PS -thank you for answering ... dead letter box here for 2 + hours

[Leroy Hoard 10,264]

1 hour ago, Hu-Tang Clan said:

Two part question, first why do people pronounce it "axe" and second what other words do people pronounce by reversing letters for no reason?

You really gotta axe somebody.

[Kraft... 1,310]

8 minutes ago, johnnycakes said:

Not quite. Chili’s is on Middlesex Turnpike. Buffalo Wild Wings is on Second Avenue. 

Thats right, it's tucked up behind there. Never gone in to a wild wings. Usually do Border Cafe or Tavern on the square if I venture up there. 

[johnnycakes 885]

16 minutes ago, Kraft... said:

Thats right, it's tucked up behind there. Never gone in to a wild wings. Usually do Border Cafe or Tavern on the square if I venture up there. 

They have a pretty good selection of beer.  That's how they stay in business.  

[johnnycakes 885]

On 5/16/2019 at 2:54 PM, OrtonToOlsen said:

The one on Middlesex Turnpike?  Right off of 95?  

That’s the one. Johnnycakes is back here at the bar for lunch. Anyone who comes in and identifies himself to me as a fellow FBG can eat/drink on my tab while I’m here. 

As for everyone else....  ask away!!

[chet 2,692]

What's s&^tb*x up to?

[johnnycakes 885]

1 minute ago, chet said:

What's s&^tb*x up to?

Sorry, Chet, I don’t speak whatever jive that is.  

[chet 2,692]

1 minute ago, johnnycakes said:

Sorry, Chet, I don’t speak whatever jive that is.  

Your ex-wife that became a swinger?  Is my notebook wrong?