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Patient dead after poop transplant goes wrong

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Courtesy flushed?

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Dump on chest is one thing...  dump into your intestine?   no thanks.

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Well sh10t.

Edited by CurlyNight

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Poop transplant?!  Surely this link will be to an Onion story...

*clicks link*

No no no, apparently it's a real thing that doctors have done...

"Hey Bill, big plans this weekend?"
"Eh, not too big.  Heading into the clinic tomorrow to get some of that good sh!t from Tom, might play a round of golf afterwards..."

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Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, wlwiles said:

Poop transplant?!  Surely this link will be to an Onion story...

*clicks link*

No no no, apparently it's a real thing that doctors have done...

"Hey Bill, big plans this weekend?"
"Eh, not too big.  Heading into the clinic tomorrow to get some of that good sh!t from Tom, might play a round of golf afterwards..."

 

We've been talking about it on here for at least eight years

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Posted (edited)

Rectum? It nearly killed him.

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Well, that procedure went to crap.

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41 minutes ago, stbugs said:

Rectum? It nearly killed him.

FYP

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That's #2 on the list of worst ways to die.

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Some solid responses here.  Others are a little more runny.

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5 hours ago, Galileo said:

FYP

Lol, I tried. Couldn’t figure out how to do it on my phone. I tried some HTML tags like the spoiler and no bueno. 

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What's this world coming to when you can't even trust another man's poop.

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How does one become a donor and does it pay? I’ve got plenty to give. :toilet:

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18 hours ago, James Bond said:

"Hand-mixed fresh stool" ?!?

Add “artisanal” and you could sell it at Whole Foods.

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The article said one way the transplant is accomplished is to have the patient swallow a capsule filled with poop.  Gives new meaning to "eat #### and die".

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Something about this ----

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One of the patients died and the fate of the other was not discussed. The agency also did not say how or why the patients were immunocompromised prior to the transplants, what the transplants were attempting to accomplish, how they were carried out, who conducted the transplants, or when they occurred.

---- seems like a poor wipe-job.

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"Patient dead after poop transplant goes wrong"

Can we get some examples of when poop transplants have gone right?

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My wife was battling recurring bouts of C-diff for about 6 months.  The doctors performed the stool transplant, and it cleared it up.  It seriously did make a huge difference and allowed her to get her liver transplant the next week.

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12 hours ago, Ignoramus said:

"Patient dead after poop transplant goes wrong"

Can we get some examples of when poop transplants have gone right?

I know this is in jest, but the transplants have ~90% cure rate for recurrent Clostridium difficile collitis. Alternative treatments work 40-60% of the time.

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Author tried to also throw in some poop humor in the article. 

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10 minutes ago, Ted Lange as your Bartender said:

But they work...every time

As in you don't die?

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1 hour ago, Leroy Hoard said:

As in you don't die?

Fifty percent of the time it works every time.

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2 hours ago, Ted Lange as your Bartender said:

But they work...every time

Don’t make me wipe that sh!t-eating grin off Isaac’s face 🤬

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On 6/14/2019 at 2:08 PM, gianmarco said:

Die-arrhea.

Cha cha cha

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