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Democratic Debates (4 Viewers)

Tulsi Gabbard obviously felt like she was only going to get one question, so just had a little highlight reel ready to go... felt really weird to me.

 
Marianne Williamson's pre-debate email:

We say substitute a yoga move for a shot of booze.

Instead of downing a shot, do a downward dog.

Instead of throwing back a Harvey Wallbanger, just try legs up the wall pose.

Every time someone talks about the green new deal, strike an eagle pose. It'll relax your shoulders and remind you that the green new deal is not only to create jobs and save energy but to save our environment and stop climate change.

When they say Medicare For All, you just meditate.

They shout about infrastructure, you drop into a low plank.

At the end hold hands with everybody that you are watching the debate with, say a quick Namaste and be happy that you have so many more Democratic Debates to look forward to covering.

From the Marianne Williamson press team, the Democrat in us acknowledge the journalist in you. Namaste.
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It shouldn't be strange to watch a presidential debate a feel like something is missing because one of the candidates isn't mocking the others or calling them childish names. 

 
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