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Widbil83 said:
Imagine some worthless candidate comparable to Booker like Rick Santorum going on a late night show in 2012 and saying he feels like punching Obama.  I would like everybody to just sit back, close your eyes and imagine the media outrage.
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Oh my. I think the media would speak in tongues out of ecstasy and scolding.  

 
Widbil83 said:
Imagine some worthless candidate comparable to Booker like Rick Santorum going on a late night show in 2012 and saying he feels like punching Obama.  I would like everybody to just sit back, close your eyes and imagine the media outrage.
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Do you really want to do this? Imagine Obama said 1/1000th of the things Trump has. People would have lost their minds. The things people freaked out about with Obama were so cute in comparison.

This is what happens when nothing matters anymore.

 
Widbil83 said:
Imagine some worthless candidate comparable to Booker like Rick Santorum going on a late night show in 2012 and saying he feels like punching Obama.  I would like everybody to just sit back, close your eyes and imagine the media outrage.
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Dude is beyond desperate. 

 
GoBirds said:
Seriously.....did he dye his hair to look like his doppelgänger? I have no idea his political views but can make a pretty good guess off the 3 seconds I saw. 
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He's been around for a bit. First time I saw him I just assumed he had a bad hair day :lol:  Nope that's his thing. Just like Donald. 

Come on Brits, get your own guy!

 
The General said:
Do you really want to do this? Imagine Obama said 1/1000th of the things Trump has. People would have lost their minds. The things people freaked out about with Obama were so cute in comparison.

This is what happens when nothing matters anymore.
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You didn’t do the exercise sir. 

 
Widbil83 said:
You didn’t do the exercise sir. 
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:lol:  In your world where it matters what is said anymore Trump would have never gotten elected. He dissed a POW, he said a judge from Indiana who was ruling his case about his fake scam University untrustworthy because he was from Mexico, he paid porn stars off, he got caught lying about it, on and on.

Booker saying he wants to punch him, that's so cute!

 
The General said:
:lol:  In your world where it matters what is said anymore Trump would have never gotten elected. He dissed a POW, he said a judge from Indiana who was ruling his case about his fake scam University untrustworthy because he was from Mexico, he paid porn stars off, he got caught lying about it, on and on.

Booker saying he wants to punch him, that's so cute!
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So blah blah blah things nobody cared about from the 2016 campaign and it’s ok to say you feel like punching the President. This is a strange hill to die on.

 
The General said:
:lol:  In your world where it matters what is said anymore Trump would have never gotten elected. He dissed a POW, he said a judge from Indiana who was ruling his case about his fake scam University untrustworthy because he was from Mexico, he paid porn stars off, he got caught lying about it, on and on.

Booker saying he wants to punch him, that's so cute!
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General, you're missing the whole point here.

#1 - you don't have to list all those things....just list grab them by the meow.  That's got all the dramatics you need.

#2 - the media freaked out about everything you listed in spades.

#3 - is the media freaking out about what Booker said?

#4 - now imagine a candidate saying that about Obama back in 2012, what would the media have done.

Got it now?

 
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Widbil83 said:
So blah blah blah things nobody cared about from the 2016 campaign and it’s ok to say you feel like punching the President. This is a strange hill to die on.
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Aren't we were doing "the imagine if this were said by so and so said this" game? When the standards of what people care about have been pushed so far who cares if some guy polling at 5% says he feels like he wants to punch the Pres? It doesn't even register anymore. 

Booker was on some late night talk show and said this: "Donald Trump is a guy who you understand- he hurts you and my testosterone sometimes makes me want to feel like punching him, which would be bad for this elderly, out-of-shape man that he is if I did that," Booker laughed. "Physically weak specimen, but do you see what I'm talking about here? That's his tactics and you don't beat a bully like him, fighting him on his tactics, on his terms, using his turf. He's the body shamer, he's the guy that tries to drag people in the gutter."

I'd only take points away from Booker for being unfunny. I'd talk more about donald's man boobs, his roundness, riff on that more. There's some gold there. "Physically weak specimen" is pretty good schtick that might stick.

 
The General said:
Aren't we were doing "the imagine if this were said by so and so said this" game? When the standards of what people care about have been pushed so far who cares if some guy polling at 5% says he feels like he wants to punch the Pres? It doesn't even register anymore. 

Booker was on some late night talk show and said this: "Donald Trump is a guy who you understand- he hurts you and my testosterone sometimes makes me want to feel like punching him, which would be bad for this elderly, out-of-shape man that he is if I did that," Booker laughed. "Physically weak specimen, but do you see what I'm talking about here? That's his tactics and you don't beat a bully like him, fighting him on his tactics, on his terms, using his turf. He's the body shamer, he's the guy that tries to drag people in the gutter."

I'd only take points away from Booker for being unfunny. I'd talk more about donald's man boobs, his roundness, riff on that more. There's some gold there. "Physically weak specimen" is pretty good schtick that might stick.
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:mellow:

 
tonydead said:
General, you're missing the whole point here.

#1 - you don't have to list all those things....just list grab them by the meow.  That's got all the dramatics you need.

#2 - the media freaked out about everything you listed in spades.

#3 - is the media freaking out about what Booker said?

#4 - now imagine a candidate saying that about Obama back in 2012, what would the media have done.

Got it now?
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He became the President, he talked about his dong size during a debate. Normal world pre-2016 this didn't happen. You would be labeled a joke, flake, etc. Obama wouldn't have become President if he said clownlike things is my point. 

Booker said this on the Seth Meyers it wasn't like it was 60 Minutes. Hopefully this doesn't become his campaign tag line.

 
dkp993 said:
If by wipe the floor you mean clean up his tears after the beating he received then yes.  

Trump is a born on third base silver spoon in mouth prep school kid.  What gives you any impression he’s tough. Cuz he talks tough?  Please.  
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I did a PG year at Deerfield. Some pretty tough guys there 

 
HellToupee said:
In personTrump would scare the crap out of most of the jabronis here. He's an imposing 6'3" , construction tough for a wealthy guy
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Please explain the bolded.  

Do you really think he was on a construction site swinging hammers, throwing bricks, carrying rod iron around and being a general tough guy?  

 
The General said:
Uh have you seen this. Raw athleticism
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I am told he has a decent golf swing. He might be the best golfer ever as President. (Ike was a long time ago.) 

Most athletic Presidents: 

1. Gerald Ford- All-American  defensive player on a national champion Michigan football team. 

2. Dwight Eisenhower- Star on Army football team. 

3. Teddy Roosevelt- Rancher, roughrider, strongman. 

4. Abraham Lincoln- huge hands, could chop down trees. 

5. Barack Obama- very good basketball player. 

Am I missing anyone? 

 
timschochet said:
I am told he has a decent golf swing. He might be the best golfer ever as President. (Ike was a long time ago.) 

Most athletic Presidents: 

1. Gerald Ford- All-American  defensive player on a national champion Michigan football team. 

2. Dwight Eisenhower- Star on Army football team. 

3. Teddy Roosevelt- Rancher, roughrider, strongman. 

4. Abraham Lincoln- huge hands, could chop down trees. 

5. Barack Obama- very good basketball player. 

Am I missing anyone? 
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He does have a decent golf swing. Probably shoots around 90 (claims he shoots 75).

Cheats at golf, lies about his score. Low character.

 
timschochet said:
I am told he has a decent golf swing. He might be the best golfer ever as President. (Ike was a long time ago.) 

Most athletic Presidents: 

1. Gerald Ford- All-American  defensive player on a national champion Michigan football team. 

2. Dwight Eisenhower- Star on Army football team. 

3. Teddy Roosevelt- Rancher, roughrider, strongman. 

4. Abraham Lincoln- huge hands, could chop down trees. 

5. Barack Obama- very good basketball player. 

Am I missing anyone? 
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George Bush played baseball in college at Yale

 
timschochet said:
I am told he has a decent golf swing. He might be the best golfer ever as President. (Ike was a long time ago.) 

Most athletic Presidents: 

1. Gerald Ford- All-American  defensive player on a national champion Michigan football team. 

2. Dwight Eisenhower- Star on Army football team. 

3. Teddy Roosevelt- Rancher, roughrider, strongman. 

4. Abraham Lincoln- huge hands, could chop down trees. 

5. Barack Obama- very good basketball player. 

Am I missing anyone? 
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Steel cage death match..Teddy would destroy everyone.

The guy got shot and still delivered a speech.

Ultimate badass.

 
timschochet said:
I am told he has a decent golf swing. He might be the best golfer ever as President. (Ike was a long time ago.) 

Most athletic Presidents: 

1. Gerald Ford- All-American  defensive player on a national champion Michigan football team. 

2. Dwight Eisenhower- Star on Army football team. 

3. Teddy Roosevelt- Rancher, roughrider, strongman. 

4. Abraham Lincoln- huge hands, could chop down trees. 

5. Barack Obama- very good basketball player. 

Am I missing anyone? 
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HW Bush played baseball at Yale

W ran quite a bit, even marathons. Then biking which opened him up to his event for wounded service members.

 
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