Gary Coal Man
Footballguy
Pretend you die today. Your soul floats up to heaven, but it’s a particularly busy day with deaths so there’s a backlog at the pearly gates to get in. You’re looking at an hour plus wait so an angel flys by and hands out some reading for those in line. It’s a pamphlet with your accrued life statistics that the omniscient God has compiled on you. It has stats about your life like the following ones on me:
- 10,006 hours posting useless stuff on Footballguys
- 1 time, 10 total weeks in a bodycast
- 342 times riding your rowing machine in just your underwear
- 4003 total masturbation sessions
What odd accrued statistics about YOUR life would such a pamphlet contain?
- 10,006 hours posting useless stuff on Footballguys
- 1 time, 10 total weeks in a bodycast
- 342 times riding your rowing machine in just your underwear
- 4003 total masturbation sessions
What odd accrued statistics about YOUR life would such a pamphlet contain?
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