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He Could Throw That Speedball By You?

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That's what the Poet laureate of the working class has a pitcher throwing? 

Pshaw. Come. On. Whazzat rot?

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3-2, Bottom of the seventh. Full count. Dyson on first, Hamilton on third. Dyson will be moving on the pitch. Keuchel sets. Steps off. Dyson back to first. 

Keuchel sets again. Dyson gets his lead. Keuchel winds...fires...strike three! Keuchel gets him looking. Boy, I tell ya Jerry, he really threw that SPEEDBALL by him! Made him look like a fool!

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3 minutes ago, That one guy said:

It was glorious back in those days

I love how his fastball had an arc to it in the video. Nobody told him, nobody whispered, "Bruce. Don't film this. Get a body double...?"

YEAH DID SOMEBODY SAY HE HIT A BODY DOUBLE...MAN HE WON THE GAME WITH A BODY DOUBLE...

MMMHMMM

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Don't be disparaging the girl who lives up the block too.

She really could turn all the boys heads back in high school. 

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biggest ####### dooshbag to ever trouble bogus populist daylight ... the "Boss" can kiss my hairy mick/guinea ### :boxing:

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I knew her husband Bobby, but I guess a few years gone by now

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Just now, otb_lifer said:

biggest ####### dooshbag to ever trouble bogus populist daylight ... the "Boss" can kiss my hairy mick/guinea ### :boxing:

:lmao: I sent out the Bat signal. I knew you'd be letting him have it.

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The thing that makes that song good is that everybody knows the HS jock who was King of the World for a short time and never moved on

 

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1 minute ago, rockaction said:

:lmao: I sent out the Bat signal. I knew you'd be letting him have it.

:clap:

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

now all we need is a Muppets reference and for Wik to wax poetic about "Mr. Saturday Night"

I MIGHT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!

:lol:

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1 minute ago, JaxBill said:

The thing that makes that song good is that everybody knows the HS jock who was King of the World for a short time and never moved on

I personally posit that it's that piano in the bridge, but that's me.

I'm also that HS jock, so there's that.

C'mon boys, keep it rockin' now...

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Just now, otb_lifer said:

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

now all we need is a Muppets reference and for Wik to wax poetic about "Mr. Saturday Night"

I MIGHT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!

:lol:

Dr. Teeth. 

nufced.

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I want to bring the heat. Announce my presence with authority.

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1 hour ago, Jackstraw said:

Forget the curveball Ricky. Give em the heater.  speedball.

Fixed..

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Just now, Andy Dufresne said:

A pitcher who can paint the corners is known as a "Rembrandt".

:lmao: Who was it that said that again? 

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Just now, Andy Dufresne said:

A pitcher who can paint the corners is known as a "Rembrandt".

would that make someone like Mitch Williams a "Pollock"?

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3 minutes ago, Andy Dufresne said:

Stupid GMC(?) truck commercial.

That's right. I forgot whether it was making fun of that or what...

3 minutes ago, zamboni said:

What a pansy arm he had.

I think you mean fancy range for all the hits he took away from that glory hole

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2 hours ago, rockaction said:

I love how his fastball had an arc to it in the video. Nobody told him, nobody whispered, "Bruce. Don't film this. Get a body double...?"

"Bring that weak #### in here meat."

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6 minutes ago, rockaction said:

 

I think you mean fancy range for all the hits he took away from that glory hole

sizzling slap at that #####!

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1 hour ago, Ditkaless Wonders said:

I remember when a speedball was coke and heroine, mixed.  Still, the reference was not lost on anyone.

Yep, a speedball is still that. 

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I never associated "speedball" with baseball :unsure:

 

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So Brucie might have been talking about the ol' brown and serve? 

Hmmm...interesting hot takes

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1 hour ago, NewlyRetired said:

Who had worse form?  Bruce or Tim Robbins in Bull Durham?

Robbins did better when he was breathing through his eyelids.

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4 minutes ago, NotSmart said:

Robbins did better when he was breathing through his eyelids.

And when his dad wasn't at the game and his chakras weren't jammed.

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A speedball is a hell of a drug

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7 hours ago, Charlie Steiner said:

And when his dad wasn't at the game and his chakras weren't jammed.

And when the rose was in front. 

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12 hours ago, Ditkaless Wonders said:

I remember when a speedball was coke and heroine, mixed.  Still, the reference was not lost on anyone.

This whole thread is over my head :kicksrock:

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2 hours ago, Terminalxylem said:

This whole thread is over my head :kicksrock:

It's about "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen and then riffing on a misplaced lyric within. Nothing too difficult. 

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10 minutes ago, rockaction said:

It's about "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen and then riffing on a misplaced lyric within. Nothing too difficult. 

Yeah, I figured it was a song lyric. Too lazy to look it up.

One thing this board has taught me, which I truly didn't realize, is music is a huge part of many people's lives. And my wife is the singer in a (small) band. 

 

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Just now, Terminalxylem said:

Yeah, I figured it was a song lyric. Too lazy to look it up.

One thing this board has taught me, which I truly didn't realize, is music is a huge part of many people's lives. And my wife is the singer in a (small) band. 

It's gotten a lot more about music since the sex went away. It's not often you'll get in knock-down drag-outs about music, and I think most of us look to get along rather than quibble (for the most part).

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12 minutes ago, rockaction said:

It's gotten a lot more about music since the sex went away. It's not often you'll get in knock-down drag-outs about music, and I think most of us look to get along rather than quibble (for the most part).

For me, sex is the only worthwhile part of sex, drugs and rock-and-roll triad.

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28 minutes ago, Terminalxylem said:

For me, sex is the only worthwhile part of sex, drugs and rock-and-roll triad.

Heh. I celebrate entire trinities from Catholic conceptions of God to Euclidean perfection.

Yes, I live for triangles.

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