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Which FBG would your significant other go for? (1 Viewer)

Gary Coal Man

Gary Coal Man

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If you were no longer in the picture which FootballGuy would your significant other go for?

You can base your pick on any number of things:

- The FBG has evidenced similar interests as your SO

- Your SO would find the FBG intelligent

- Your SO would find the FBG funny

- Your SO would be attracted to the FBG’s status or money

- You’ve met or seen pictures of the FBG and know your SO would find him attractive

- Miscellaneous

 
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Fixed below.  I feel like you might need some help understanding what makes a women want to "go for" a man.

Gary Coal Man said:
If you were no longer in the picture which FootballGuy would your significant other go for?

You can base your pick on any number of things:

- The FBG has evidenced similar interests as your SO

- Your SO would find the FBG intelligent

- Your SO would find the FBG funny

- Your SO would be attracted to the FBG’s status or money

- You’ve met or seen pictures of the FBG and know your SO would find him attractive

- Miscellaneous
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Almost forgot, please make sure your SO knows that I dry myself off with hundred dollar bills.

:Smells like money:

 
Easy Woz.  Remember that list of lifelong athletic accomplishments?  I think he had like half of them checked out.  Dude is a total stud!

 
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wouldnta wished Scary Mary on any y'all and i was very unlike all her other beaus so it's hard to say. the thing her first husband and the bfs i know of had in common was privleged families. she loved culture & San Francisco so @Eephus & @El Floppo might've appealed to her.

 
wikkidpissah said:
wouldnta wished Scary Mary on any y'all and i was very unlike all her other beaus so it's hard to say. the thing her first husband and the bfs i know of had in common was privleged families. she loved culture & San Francisco so @Eephus & @El Floppo might've appealed to her.
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the highest praise possible- to be linked to the bride and my other suitor... I would've loved her, I'm positive of it. and from the sound of it, she would've eaten me alive and gnawed my skeletal remains like a toothpick.

 
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El Floppo said:
the highest praise possible- to be linked to the bride and my other suitor... I would've loved her, I'm positive of it. and from the sound of it, she would've eaten me alive and gnawed my skeletal remains like a toothpick.
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she'd have saved one of your ears for last so you could hear her lipsmacking cackle to the end.

 
Are any of your wives into back hair and a pair of moobs?  Because, if so, I’m your guy.

 
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