Post Gender Reveals Gone Wrong Here

[culdeus 5,819]

Latest one:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/08/us/gender-reveal-plane-crash-trnd/index.html

 

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The pilot dumped 350 gallons of pink water from the plane, but the plane was "too low" and immediately stalled. The pilot was not injured in the crash in Turkey, Texas, about 100 miles southeast of Amarillo, The plane's other passenger had minor injuries. The plane was designed to carry only one person, the report said.

 

[culdeus 5,819]

Gender reveal starts fire, causes 250k in damages

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0TFwcGMsxI

[WDIK2 492]

Gender reveal death.

[jon_mx 7,367]

As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. 

[Kal El 1,274]

My sister and brother in law did one a few weeks ago. They gave their 2 older kids super soakers filled with paint, and wore white t-shirts so they could get the paint on them. Well, my brother in law turned around as they were getting sprayed(with blue paint, it turns out) and the younger daughter sprayed him directly in the eye with paint.

[NutterButter 5,063]

Do you bring a gift to a gender reveal party?

[Osaurus 7,033]

Burning down forests doesn’t seem so impressive after seeing this dolt in action 

[EYLive 4,311]

Stupid millennial behavior, dumb AF.

 

And at a time when gender means less than it ever has, people need to stop with this moronic "look at me" crap. Unless they intend to provide the rest of us with comedic material, then by all means continue.

Edited November 13 by EYLive

[SWC 13,399]

a guy i know named frank who is not a brohan by the way made a cake and used blue food dye but it was yellow cake and it ended up turning green so when his girl cut into it to reveal it to the whole party it ended up everyone saw green and i guess probably assumed she was having a frog or whatever take that to the bank brohans

[jon_mx 7,367]

This all seems very presumptuous.  Shouldn't the child reveal the gender once he/she/other decides it?  

[NutterButter 5,063]

2 hours ago, jon_mx said:

This all seems very presumptuous.  Shouldn't the child reveal the gender once he/she/other decides it?  

Should really be both imo.   

[Man In The Box 1,076]

I don’t get these. At all. 

Get off my lawn. 

[Wrigley 3,231]

6 hours ago, NutterButter said:

Do you bring a gift to a gender reveal party?

No, just a reason for everyone, but the prego, to drink

[McJose 9,386]

Best one so far https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dtfu5l/love_this_new_gender_reveal_idea/

[McJose 9,386]

https://images.app.goo.gl/CYudJvHFtRrmUKns6

[IvanKaramazov 15,512]

14 hours ago, jon_mx said:

This all seems very presumptuous.  Shouldn't the child reveal the gender once he/she/other decides it?  

I lurk on another board where a bunch of people have made this argument unironically.

Regardless of the ideological issues (which I agree are stupid), I'm very glad we had our kids before gender reveals caught on.  

[top dog 1,006]

When my son and his wife were having their gender reveal, it was a little more tame.  They had a cake that when they cut into it there was a pink or blue frosting in the middle.  When my daughter-in-law cut into the cake she said "IT'S CHOCOLATE!".  A great friend of mine (who was the only african american in the room) laughed and nudged me in the side and said "Dad wasn't expecting that was he?"  

[coyote5 1,110]

It's The Crying Game, right?

[McJose 9,386]

https://i.redd.it/q6ksf904qvx31.jpg

[Tom Servo 5,797]

My son's gender reveal party was in 2001.  The sonogram showed a very clearly defined penis. The technician was happy for us.

[culdeus 5,819]

37 minutes ago, Tom Servo said:

My son's gender reveal party was in 2001.  The sonogram showed a very clearly defined penis. The technician was happy for us.

Sir, this is the gone wrong thread.  

[TheIronSheik 6,598]

How can they reveal the gender of the baby before it even has a chance to choose? 

[Quint 1,882]

Everything is perfect.

[SWC 13,399]

On 11/9/2019 at 5:09 PM, jon_mx said:

This all seems very presumptuous.  Shouldn't the child reveal the gender once he/she/other decides it?  

 

6 hours ago, TheIronSheik said:

How can they reveal the gender of the baby before it even has a chance to choose? 

you two are neat take that to the bank brohans 

[top dog 1,006]

45 minutes ago, Quint said:

Everything is perfect.

 

The guy biting it at the end was awesome

[jon_mx 7,367]

5 hours ago, SWC said:

 

you two are neat take that to the bank brohans 

 Not sure why this response.  The enlightened thought of the day is gender-idenity is much more than just parts between the legs. Are you offended by science?  Transphobic perhaps?  

[RUSF18 3,186]

My wife and I learned our kid's gender when she popped out. 

That was a pretty good way to reveal it also.

[Tom Servo 5,797]

1 hour ago, RUSF18 said:

My wife and I learned our kid's gender when she popped out. 

That was a pretty good way to reveal it also.

But were there friends and family around to watch?

[jb1020 1,242]

2 hours ago, RUSF18 said:

My wife and I learned our kid's gender when she popped out. 

That was a pretty good way to reveal it also.

We did the same with our 2.  It was truly an awesome moment.  I'd recommend it to anyone.  

It drove the family nuts though, which was an added plus.  

[Da Guru 5,155]

My wife and I were old school, we had our gender reveal in the delivery room. The doctors told everyone.

[Black Box 596]

4 hours ago, RUSF18 said:

My wife and I learned our kid's gender when she popped out. 

That was a pretty good way to reveal it also.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO5gJqH8U7Q

[WDIK2 492]

4 hours ago, RUSF18 said:

My wife and I learned our kid's gender when she popped out. 

That was a pretty good way to reveal it also.

We didn't "officially" want to know, but I had a good idea from the ultrasound video. 

[Northern Voice 6,572]

This is our usual waitress at our local pub. https://www.instagram.com/p/B4tem24Hn8w/?igshid=5v3yqr2zwcby

[steeler6 101]

On 11/9/2019 at 12:41 PM, jon_mx said:

As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly. 

They can. 

[culdeus 5,819]

https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/11/gender-reveal-disasters/601801/

[culdeus 5,819]

From that above link (which has alot of good ones)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43568628

[Leroy Hoard 9,631]

1 hour ago, culdeus said:

From that above link (which has alot of good ones)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43568628

Could someone please crosspost this in the stupid people thread?

[Leroy Hoard 9,631]

While Kliebert goes on to say accidents can happen, admitting that the alligator in the background of the video has bitten him three times, he maintains that he is a "world leading" alligator handler"

Well that makes a difference.

[Tom Servo 5,797]

Reveal done wrong...or right?

[WDIK2 492]

There is a NSFW gender reveal on the front page of reddit.com/r/WTF right now.  Not going to link it, but thought the timing with this thread was great. 

ETA:  It's the same thing @Tom Servo posted. 

Edited November 13 by WDIK2

[mr. furley 11,085]

21 hours ago, Quint said:

Everything is perfect.

this Denlesks guy tweets at Jim Rome all day long

[Quint 1,882]

3 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

this Denlesks guy tweets at Jim Rome all day long

He’s a good follow on the Twitter machine 

[EYLive 4,311]

23 minutes ago, Tom Servo said:

Reveal done wrong...or right?

Is that was that was??? I didn't notice the color of the fart or the balloons when I saw it on instagram this morning.

[MAC_32 7,648]

8 minutes ago, EYLive said:

Is that was that was??? I didn't notice the color of the fart or the balloons when I saw it on instagram this morning.

There were farts and balloons? 

[Encumbrance 130]

I keep reading this as "Post-Gender," meaning the state or quality once gender ceases to exist in modern America. It's tripping my head every time I read it. 

[AAABatteries 18,342]

On 11/12/2019 at 7:21 PM, Tom Servo said:

Reveal done wrong...or right?

"When I was a kid I thought we’d have flying cars by 2020 but here we are"

[JoeSteeler 2,413]

On 11/11/2019 at 7:57 AM, culdeus said:

Sir, this is the gone wrong thread.  

He wanted a daughter!

[bicycle_seat_sniffer 4,632]

On 11/12/2019 at 7:21 PM, Tom Servo said:

Reveal done wrong...or right?

LMFAO