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Ho Ho vs Swiss Cake Roll?

Ho Ho or Swiss Cake Roll?  

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Tastycake FTW

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Ho Ho = better cake, 

3 minutes ago, joffer said:

Tastycake FTW

Do they even have a rolled up creme filled chocolate coated cake?

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Ho Ho = better cake

Swiss Cake Roll = more fun

Before eating the cake, I like to peel the chocolate layer off the Swiss Cake Roll which comes off in a nice single sheet.

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2 minutes ago, Galileo said:

Ho Ho = better cake

Swiss Cake Roll = more fun

Before eating the cake, I like to peel the chocolate layer off the Swiss Cake Roll which comes off in a nice single sheet.

I loved peeling that layer off as well. 

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I can honestly say I've never had either.

Hostess Cherry Fruit Pies on the other hand?

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Ho Hos are better, but not so much better that it justifies the extra 25 cents per serving.

Yodels are awful, btw.

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Swiss Cake Rolls for the exact reasons described. They taste like such fake confectionery aptitude. You can get instantly sick off of two of those and a bunch of Dr. Pepper. 

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56 minutes ago, jon_mx said:

Suzie Q.  Go big or go home. 

:heart:  The only food where each bite could palpably make my blood glucose rise and send a shudder thru me like a shot of booze.

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3 minutes ago, wikkidpissah said:

:heart:  The only food where each bite could palpably make my blood glucose rise and send a shudder thru me like a shot of booze.

That's exactly how I feel about the Swiss Rolls. 

Oof. That's a stiff one. 

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1 minute ago, rockaction said:

That's exactly how I feel about the Swiss Rolls. 

Oof. That's a stiff one. 

Then a Suzie Q (do they still exist) would send you to rehab

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7 minutes ago, rockaction said:

Alas, I'm afraid i will have to abstain (thx for checking, tho), as i have lo these almost 50 years from use of lysergic acid after dozens & hundreds of trips. I fear that they will be differently constituted or that i wont metabolize them as i once did and that crystalline moment of launch will fall in my memory from ongoing fear & respect & exhilaration to harmless nostalgia.

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Shocked by the poll results!

ETA five hours later and HoHo’s are making an amazing comeback!!! 

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46 minutes ago, Beef Ravioli said:

Shocked by the poll results!

Same.   Ho Hos are so much better.   

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Ho hos taste better and are funnier to say. I eat Swiss cake rolls more often because I'm not worth a hoho. 

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25 minutes ago, DocHolliday said:

Same.   Ho Hos are so much better.   

Except when you are calling home and telling the wife you picked up some Ho Hos.  Then it don't sound so good. 

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10 hours ago, Stompin' Tom Connors said:

Hostess Cherry Fruit Pies on the other hand?

The Apple Fruit Pie is amazing broken up in a bowl of Vanilla Ice Cream.

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4 hours ago, wikkidpissah said:

Alas, I'm afraid i will have to abstain (thx for checking, tho), as i have lo these almost 50 years from use of lysergic acid after dozens & hundreds of trips. I fear that they will be differently constituted or that i wont metabolize them as i once did and that crystalline moment of launch will fall in my memory from ongoing fear & respect & exhilaration to harmless nostalgia.

Electric Ho Ho Test?

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11 hours ago, Stompin' Tom Connors said:

I can honestly say I've never had either.

Hostess Cherry Fruit Pies on the other hand?

Love those things.

I made the mistake once of reading the nutritional info on the wrapper.

Holy Sheeeeeit they are terrible for you. :lol:

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1. Chip off the chocolate coating with teeth. Enjoy.

2. Unroll.

3. Scrape and eat white filling like you might do with the filling in a sandwich cookie.

4. Eat leftover chocolate cake.

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36 minutes ago, Man of Constant Sorrow said:

Electric Ho Ho Test?

I took the test ...

34 minutes ago, wikkidpissah said:

!

& am beginning to glow ... doo doot do dooo

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Little Debbie has some good stuff, I'm still buying it often for my daughter's lunches.  

However, though serviceable, Swiss Cake Rolls are far inferior.  

Ho Hos have a thicker, darker chocolate coating - the SCRs coating is thinner and is a much lower quality of chocolate.   

Ho Hos cream tastes better as well.  

Ding Dongs are good - and they have an even thicker coating of that dark chocolate - I do miss that great cream-to-cake-to-icing ratio in every bite that a Ho Ho gives you.  

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